A/N: as Vegeta tries to take on Frieza now in her 4th (true) form, The space Empress decided to screw with the cocky saiyan princess, shattering her pride.

Inside Frieza's ship, Goka was still recovering in the healing tank.

Goka: ♪You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up. You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up...♪

King Kai: Goku, come in!

Goka: oh, hey, King Kai!

King Kai: your friends are in trouble, Are you healed yet?

Goka: uh... Nah, I don't think so.

King Kai: well, how long do you think it's gonna take?

Goka: well, I think the machine will tell me when I'm done.

King Kai: okay, you think or you know?

There was a brief pause.

Goka: ♪You put the lime in the coconut and...♪

King Kai: Goka!

Goka: aw, come on, King Kai, they don't need my help. I bet they're doing just fine on their own.

(Meanwhile).

Vegeta: healer's down!

Krillin: need a rez!

Gohan: out of mana!

Vegeta: AAAAAAAH!

Krillin: AAAAAAAH!

Gohan: AAAAAAAH!

Logan: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Frieza: It's been so long since I've had to use this form. It feels like an old suit I never have an occasion to wear.

She disappeared and then reappeared behind the group, with you all turning around to her.

Frieza: unfortunately, whenever I put it on ...someone dies.

She said while looking to the now dead Dance.

Gohan: Dende... no!

Frieza: oh, don't cry for the poor thing. I've saved him the fate of seeing what I'm about to do to you.

Vegeta: joke's on you; he hated the bald one.

Killin: hey, that's not fair!

He then looked at Piccolo.

Krillin: he just met Piccolo!

You let out air through your nose while looking up and shaking your head no in frustration at Krillin's constant stupidity. Frieza then shot a Death Beam aimed directly at Gohan, who just stood there paralyzed in shock.

Vegeta: get down!

Vegeta rushed in and pushed Gohan onto the ground, evading the Death Beam. The attack then hits an island in the distance, obliterating it in a flash of light.

Krillin: I couldn't even follow that attack...! It was almost instantaneous!

Vegeta: yep. Just gonna stand here and keep bein' awesome.

Piccolo: There's nothing we can do against that kind of power!

Vegeta: uh, hello? Awesome, right here.

Gohan: we're all gonna die!

Vegeta: you know what? All of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left, and I don't wanna smack you with my dick.

Logan: you're non-existent one.

Vegeta: shut up.

Frieza: oh, look at you, Vegeta. You're really going to fight me. Well, not.... not really "fight", more like, "flailing angrily".

Vegeta: make your jokes while you can, Frieza. Because I can now see the peak of your power, while I'm only beginning to tap into mine...

Frieza: I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?

Vegeta: you see, I have finally realized the legend...

Frieza: oh, my God, this IS happening again!

Vegeta: that's right, you're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore, Frieza... I, Vegeta, have finally become... the legendary Super Saiyan!

Frieza: okay, seriously, first off, "Super Saiyan". What is that? What even is that? I'll tell you what it is, it's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. Let me tell you, Vegeta, I don't deal in legends, I deal in facts. And here's a fact: by the end of this, you are going to be crying, like a little... bitch.

There was a short pause.

Vegeta: bitch, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan swagger.

Frieza: oh, for f**k's sake.

Vegeta dashed at Frieza and tried to attack her, but Frieza disappeared and avoided the attack. Frieza then reappeared in front of a rock and dodged another attack from Vegeta. Vegeta then went on the offensive and started attacking Frieza rapidly, causing the latter to go on the defensive..

Vegeta's mind: yes! I have her on the ropes! All she can do is dodge me!

Frieza's mind: God, Zarbon's dead, Dodoria's dead, the Ginyus are dead... This has been one giant mess. It's just like that jockstrap incident only now I don't have Ginyu around to dig the holes.

Vegeta: AAAAAAA...

She tried to perform a double axe handle on Frieza, but she disappeared again.

Vegeta: huh? Wha...?

Frieza: this may be a little off-topic, but how good are you at digging holes?

She asked as she was standing on an island.

Vegeta: what the...

Frieza: I mean, besides the one you've already dug yourself into.

Vegeta: rrgh... Don't you mock me!

She charged up energy.

Frieza: oh?

Vegeta: YAAAH!

Vegeta fired an energy blast at the island but Frieza lept away and flew off in the sky. Vegeta proceeded to fire a Super Energy Wave Volley after the tyrant.

Vegeta: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

She yelled as she fired each blast.

Krillin: I don't get it, why can't Vegeta hit her?

Vegeta was still blasting while saying "Daka, daka, daka!"

Piccolo: because she keeps aiming where she is instead of where she's going to be!

Frieza appeared in front of You and The Others.

Gohan: ahh!

Piccolo: oh, crap.

Krillin: So, does this mean we should...?

Logan: move? Yes.

Piccolo: No, DODGE!

He grabbed Gohan and Krillin and moved as You and Logan flew out of the way.

Vegeta: daka, daka, daka, daka, daka!

Frieza appeared in front of Vegeta.

Vegeta: aah!

Frieza: so, are we done playing children's games, Vegeta, or do I have to tickle you?

She said while wagging her tail in front of Vegeta's face.

Frieza: wh, eh? Kitchy-koo. Kitchy-kitchy-kitchy-koo.

Vegeta started stammering in anger.

Vegeta: stop it or I'm gonna blow you up!

She flew up and started powering up.

Vegeta: we'll see how you stand up... to everything I've got! Take... my Super Saiyan WRATH!

She fired her ultimate technique (at the moment), the Final Burst Cannon, at Frieza.

Frieza's mind: oh, and I should probably send the Ginyus' families something... Perhaps some wine, a gift basket.

She kicked Vegeta's Final Burst Cannon into outer space.

Frieza: or maybe gift baskets with wine.

Vegeta faltered and started trembling.

Vegeta: wh..... what? How... How is that...? Gah...

Frieza: see, it's like I told you, Vegeta. Like a bitch.

Vegeta: shut up!

She yelled as her voice was cracking down while she tried her best to hold back her tears.

Frieza: oh, my God, you actually are crying!

She said as Vegeta was actually crying.

Vegeta: I'm not crying! I'm not...!

She said hoarsely.

Frieza: honestly, now I just feel bad. Usually, I just blow up whatever's in my way, but with you I've gotten kind of attached. It's sort of like putting down old Space yeller.

Krillin: how is that a thing?

Logan: shut up, Krillin!

Frieza: It's sad, really. But before we part ways, Vegeta, let me tell you a tale.

She swat Vegeta with her tail.

Vegeta: Ahhh!

Frieza: The end.

Vegeta flew straight into the water. Frieza landed on a rock and pushed the water away with telekinesis. Vegeta was on the ground, with a Namekian crab walking on her back.

Frieza: See that, Vegeta? Now for my next trick: I'm going to make an asshole disappear.

She began walking up to Vegeta. As she was, a talking crab named Orpheus was speaking to Vegeta.

Orpheus: Wagwan, brethren Vegeta? Me be a spirit animal. And me here tell you how to mash up that bumbaclot Frieza. All ya gotta do is...

Frieza ate half his body.

Orpheus: aaah!

She then ate the rest of him.

Frieza: hey, Vegeta.

Vegeta: wha...... what?

Frieza punched him in the back.

Vegeta: ahhh!

Frieza: stop hitting yourself.

Frieza punched Vegeta again.

Vegeta: ugh!

Frieza: stop hitting yourself.

Frieza punched Vegeta again.

Vegeta: augh!

Frieza: stop hitting yourself.

As Frieza punched Vegeta again, You were beginning to get irritated like you did before during Vegeta's fight with Recoome. Logan took noticed of this when he saw you gripping your fist and baring your teeth.

Logan: dude, I know what's going on through your mind at the moment. You may have got some sort of odd attraction to her, but if you jump into there, Frieza will likely kill you.

Frieza: stop hitting yourself.

Vegeta: ah.... hagh!

Frieza dropped Vegeta onto the ground.

Vegeta: you're the one hitting me!

Frieza: au contraire, Vegeta, you brought this upon yourself.

Frieza kicked Vegeta twice, sending her into the sky with the second kick, and then elbowed her in the stomach before striking the saiyan princess toward the ground with her tail, who fell down in front of You and The Others.

Krillin looked at Vegeta's beaten body.

Krillin: should... we... help... her?

Frieza appeared in front of everyone.

Frieza: oh, go ahead. Pool's open; water's fine.

The Others were too terrified to move as Logan was busy trying to keep you back.

Frieza: hmm, no? Just going to stand there like a bunch of piss-ants? Thought so.

She grabbed Vegeta with her tail.

Frieza: now, where were we? Oh, right, I believe it was... kidney punch.

She started to repeatedly punched Vegeta in the back.

Frieza: Kidney punch, kidney punch, kidney punch, and pause... kidney punch.

Meanwhile, as Goka was still healing inside the tank, she was singing a song in her head.

Goka's mind: ♪Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily. Life is but a dream. Row, row, row your boat...♪

She continued singing as King Kai, who was listening it, started singing as well.

King Kai: ♪Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily. Life is but a dream. Row, row, row your boat...♪

Tien soon joined in.

Tien: ♪Row, row, row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily. Life is but a dream. Row, row, row your boat...♪

Yamcha gasped.

A beeping noise soon went off

Goka: Pod's done!

She destroyed the healing tank and flew out of Frieza's ship. Backat the battlefield, Vegeta was thrown into a cliff and knocked down onto the ground. Frieza was walking up to Vegeta's now incapacitated body.

Frieza: It seems our game is over, Vegeta.

She grabbed Vegeta by the armor.

Frieza: now that we're done here, it's time to send you crying home to mommy.

Vegeta: My mother's dead...

She said as tears flowing in her eyes.

Frieza: I know. HYEEEAAAAAA...

You then let out a loud growl before shoving Logan out of the way and charged at Frieza and hit her in the side of the face, knocking her back only a few inches.

Frieza: Alright, which one of you has the balls!

She yelled as she prepared to attack, but soon stopped as Goka arrived just in the nick of time, much to the surprise of everyone.

Frieza: who...?

Goka: hey guys, how's it going? Piccolo, when did you come back?

Piccolo: uh, Dragon Balls.

Goka: oh, neat. Hey, Krillin. That armor looks funny on you.

Gohan: hey, mom!

Goka: Hey.

She looked to FrIeza.

Goka: so, are you that "Freezer" lady?

Frieza: I am Lady Frieza, yes.

She said hesitantly.

Goka: awesome! I'mma deck you in the schnozz!

Frieza stared blankly for a second

Frieza: I'm sorry, that's a new one. Uh, who are you, exactly?

Goka: I'm Goka... I'm insane... from Earth.

Freeza gave off a blank stare. As did you and the others.

Vegeta: she means "Saiyan".

She said weakly.

Frieza: ugh, between you and the Namekian I think I've lost my touch at genocide.

Goka: what's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?

Frieza: oh look, she's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta; you managed to make a friend.

Vegeta: hate you. Hate you both.

She said weakly.

Frieza: unfortunately, Vegeta and I were having a disagreement. She wanted himself to live, and, well... I didn't.

Goka: why do you want to die?

Frieza: what....? no, I... I.... I mea.... I meant I want him to die.

Goka: Is it 'cause you look weird?

Frieza: ...WHAT?

Goka: well, you know, you got that big head, those weird lips, and that tail...

Frieza got angry and fired a beam at Goka, only for Goka to swat the blast away.

Goka: ...and you don't have ears...

Frieza: okay, no.

Frieza shot multiple beams that Goka, who was swatting away effortlessly. The last beam Goka defected hit the ground, covering her in smoke.

Goka: ...and to top it all off, you're really kind of a jerk.

Frieza was shocked from what was going on.

Frieza: and apparently, this is now happening. Vegeta! Explain!

Vegeta laugh weakly on the ground.

Frieza: what are you...?

Vegeta: you see, Frieza, you aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore...

Frieza: OH, MY GOD.

She said as she got angrier from each world Vegeta gave out.

Vegeta: she has risen above and become a legend... the legend that you fear... she has become... a Super Sai......

Frieza blast her in the chest with a Death Beam. Vegeta then gasped as she collapsed and spat out blood. You and Goka looked in horror.

Goka: Vegeta!

Frieza: no, seriously, you have no idea how old that got.

A/N: That one guy in the stand: NOW YOU FUCKED UP!