A/N: This time Piccolo, now fused with Nail, steps up to take on Frieza, but, comes to find she's got a lot more under her sleeve.

Piccolo and Frieza were exchanging blows in midair.

Frieza: to think your race had the ability to produce such capable fighters. I'm surprised I hadn't destroyed you sooner.

Piccolo: and to think your race has the ability to produce such whiny bitches. I'm surprised anyone can take you seriously.

Piccolo kicked Frieza in the face.

Vegeta: wait a damn minute, something's wrong here.

Gohan: huh?

Vegeta: back on your planet, the Namek couldn't even stand up to Nappa. Yet here he is now, taking on Frieza. In her second form!

Gohan: what do you think happened?

Vegeta: well, either Frieza hit me so hard I'm in a delusional coma, or...

Gohan: or?

Vegeta: power levels are bulls**t!

(Y/N): .....that sounds like the kind of stuff that will evolve to be completely overused and incredibly annoying.

Piccolo charged at Frieza and engaged her in a brawler lock.

Nail: (Wow, you're really kicking her ass.)

Piccolo's mind: oh, you're still here.

Nail: (Yeah, I've just been watching you knock this gal around. Kinda bored...wishin' I had something to do. You got any ideas?)

Piccolo's mind: now is not the time!

Piccolo fired an eye blast at Frieza, stunning the latter for a brief moment, and then kicked her in the face before punching her in the stomach.

Gohan: piccolo's actually standing up to him, Krillin!

Krillin: I don't believe it... We may actually win!

Vegeta: yeah, that's just, uh, great... If you'll excuse me, though, I've, uh, gotta... Bye!

She powered up and flew off.

Logan: oh son of a.....

Frieza: oh, for the love of...

Piccolo chargeed at Frieza.

Frieza: Time out.

Piccolo stopped.

Piccolo: huh?

Frieza: would you hold on for a moment, please? I'll be right back.

She started powering up before taking off.

Vegeta's mind: all right, I've just gotta find one of the Ginyu's ships, and get the hell out of here! I'll just go to Frieza Planet 419. No one ever goes to Frieza Planet 419. Not since its species miraculously repopulated.

(At "Frieza Planet 419, A.K.A. Kanassa")

Kanassan 1: I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

Kanassan 2: (Y/N) AND VEGETA HAVE A KID!

Kanassan 3: THE REAL BUU IS A CHILD!

Kanassan 4: CELLA REACHES HER PERFECT FORM!

Kanassan 5: GOTEN AND TRUNKS BECOME A GUY!

Kanassan 6: GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN'T DO CRAP!

(Yeah you wish, buddy).

Back to Vegeta, who was still flying in the sky before getting cut off by Frieza.

Frieza: so, Vegeta, where are you going?

Vegeta: oh, you know... Places.

Frieza: places, hm? Like that mountain over there?

Vegeta: actually, that looks more like a plat.......

She got punched by Frieza while screaming the rest of her sentence.

Vegeta: ....EAUUUUUUUUUU!

She smashed into a pile of rocks.

Logan: how does karma feel, bitch?!

Logan yelled all the way in the distance.

Frieza: sorry about that. Where were we?

Piccolo: last time I checked, I was planting my foot firmly somewhere between your lungs and colon.

Frieza: an admirable feat for a lowlife such as yourself. I have a question for you, though.

Piccolo: What's that?

Frieza: die.

Piccolo: that's...not...a...question.

He got punched by Frieza and crashed into the ground.

Piccolo: aaaah!

Frieza: that's because I don't do requests.

Vegeta: well, that didn't last real f**king long.

She said while nearly conscious as Piccolo climbed out from under the rocks.

Frieza: oh, come on, now, that was just a love tap.

Piccolo: don't think you have the upper hand yet. I'm still wearing weighted armor.

He removed his cape and turban and then cracked his neck and knuckles.

Krillin: oh man, that sounded good, now I have to do my neck.

He cracks his neck.

Krillin: oowww! My neck!

(Krillin Owned Count: 27).

(Y/N): you're just a glutton for punishment, aren't you?

Frieza: weighted armor. How quaint. And how much does it weigh?

Piccolo: same as it always does. One hundred kilo...

Frieza smirked

Piccolo oh...

Frieza: that's just cute!

Piccolo: that...concept just sort of lost meaning after a while, didn't it?

Frieza: True. But I have one that's nice, fresh, and ripe for abuse. Transformation. And spoiler warning: it's not getting old anytime soon.

(Depending upon if it's just the same transformation going on over and over without anything new to it to try and make it interesting or differ from the first time).

Piccolo: you can't be serious!

Frieza: oh, but I am. See, I'm merely...

The Spce Tyrant continued speaking as Nail's voice cut in to talk to Piccolo.

Nail: (hey, man. Can I talk you about something really quick?)

Piccolo: I'm seriously in the middle of something right now.

Nail: (yeah, I know, but I've been looking around and you've got like no apps in here. I have already played the crap out of Minesweeper.)

Piccolo: could you just.... Wait, I have apps? I have Minesweeper!? I just thought I could connect to the internet with my antennae.

Nail: (I didn't even know we could do that.)

Frieza started powering up.

Piccolo: well, you learn something new everyday. Now could you let me focus.....?

Nail: (hey... You wanna play me in Minesweeper?)

Frieza began to transform.

Piccolo: you can't play someone at Minesweeper; that's a single-player game!

Nail: (nah, see, first I go then you go and try to beat my time and... hey, is she transforming?)

Piccolo: Huh? DAMN IT!

Frieza finished transforming into her third form.

Frieza: so Namekian, what do you think of my third form?

Piccolo: I think Ridley Scott's gonna sue somebody.

Frieza: what are you talking about?

An alien tongue popped out of her mouth and started jabbering before retracting.

Frieza: let me touch your skin!

Piccolo: Ahh!

(Y/N): I guess that means we'll be due for a Predator reference later then.

Gohan: oh, no! This is horrible! How could this happen?

Vegeta: she's going to kill us all!

Krillin: HELP ME!

He yelled as his neck was still stuck. Suddenly the scene shifted from that one naked wizard from Adventure Time for Some reason.

Naked Wizard: I'm naked! Hehehehehehe!

(Y/N): WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

Logan: okay, everyone just Calm. The F**k. Down.

Piccolo charged at Frieza and tried to attack her with a flurry of punches, but Frieza easily dodged each of his attacks. Piccolo then tried a head-on attack, but Frieza blasted him away.

Frieza: poor little Namekian. Can't touch me anymore. How about this? Let's play a game. Ever heard of "paintball"?

Piccolo: yeah...

Frieza: just remove the "t".

Piccolo: I don't get...

Frieza shot him in the knee.

Piccolo: OH-HO! I get it!

Frieza: now, for your other glubok!

She shot Piccolo in the other knee.

Piccolo: you're not really familiar with our anatomy, are you?

Frieza: It doesn't matter! I'll hit your glubok somewhere.

Frieza started bombarding Piccolo with a barrage of finger beams.

Gohan: Piccolo, no!

He charged towards Frieza.

Krillin: ah, not this crap again!

He flew after Gohan.

Logan: I guess we're doing this again already?!

He flew after Gohan as well. You were about to do that same, until Vegeta grabbed your tail.

(Y/N): Hey! Watch the tail!

Vegeta: Hold on! I Have an idea.

(Y/N): what idea?

Vegeta: I need you to, and follow me on this one, almost kill me.

(Y/N): almost... kill you. That's your idea?

Vegeta: yeah.

(Y/N): what exactly will you gain from me almost killing you?

Vegeta: I'll become stronger.

(Y/N): uh....

Vegeta: now, I know it will be difficult considering you've imprinted on me and you wouldn't......

You landed an extremely fast and extremely hard flurry of punches, kicks and tail whips on Vegeta, leaving a grave amount of damage.

Vegeta: t.......the fuck.

She said as she fell all the way to the ground.

(Y/N): look, I'll be honest with you, while I might as imprinted on you, you do kinda piss me off in a few moments here.

(Y/N)'s mind: plus, why are we using Imprint as a means to say I like Vegeta and Goka? I thought that was just with younger animals.

Piccolo was now badly damaged, still getting repeatedly blasted by Frieza.

Piccolo: aaaah, ga ha! Why is this still happening?

Gohan flew behind Frieza.

Gohan: circling around, Mr. Piccolo! Hey Frieza! The human body is composed of 75% water! I am 100% death! Have some!

He fired a blast at Frieza.

Frieza: what?

She got hit by the blast.

Frieza: oh, no! The invincible Lady Frieza defeated by a mere child! What dramatic irony!

She said while laughing before she would then say:

Frieza: oh, no, just kidding.

She said before reversing the blast back to Gohan.

Gohan's mind: crapbaskets!

Piccolo intercepted the blast, saving Gohan.

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo! You saved me again!

Piccolo: "Saved" is sort of subjective here.

Frieza: so, we're all well aware that that all basically equated to a game of Hot Space Potato, right? Well, then, I say we get a move on. Who here's tired of my third form?

Piccolo: Me.

Gohan: Me.

Krillin: Me.

Logan: Me.

Frieza: alrighty then, final form it is!

Krillin: personally, I was a bigger fan of the first form.

Piccolo: I'd settle on second, really.

She began transforming.

Frieza: HYAAAAA...

Gohan carried a beaten Piccolo in the sky.

Gohan: come on, Mr. Piccolo.

Piccolo: Ugh...

Gohan placed him on the ground.

Gohan: don't worry; we have Dende! He can heal you! (Krillin lands next to Gohan) Krillin, where's Dende?

Krillin: I dunno, but Little Green's over there with Vegeta.

Gohan: why?

Krillin: (Y/N) beat the crap out of her.

Gohan: why?!

Krillin: because she asked for it.

Meanwhile, with anbadly beaten Vegeta, who was approaching Dende.

Vegeta: Guah! You...green thing...heal me.

Dende: oh, I'm sorry. I'm having a hard time hearing you over the smell of my people's blood on your hands.

Vegeta: Oh, no... Do not be that guy right now...

Dende: oh, I'm going to be that guy right now.

Vegeta: I am literally going to die...

Dende well, how about this? I'll heal you, on one condition.

Vegeta: And that is...?

Dende: Say my name.

Vegeta: oh... Uh...

Dende: you don't even know my name.

Vegeta: oh, uh, I do. It's, uh...um, uh...Little...Green?

Dende: ha ha ha ha ha ha! No. No, it's Dende. Say "Dende".

Vegeta: Dende.

Dende: now say, "Please heal me, Dende".

Vegeta: please heal me, Dende.

Dende: well, since you asked so nicely...

He flew away.

Vegeta: come back, magic man...

She collapsed onto the ground.

Vegeta: ugh...

You saw all of this while still in the air.

(Y/N): should have told her that this idea would, in some way, backfire.

You said before flying down to the others as Dende was healing Piccolo.

Dende: and you, my friend, are a subject of nepotism.

Piccolo: ugh. Thank you, magic man.

Dende: It's good to have you back, Nail.

Piccolo: I'm not Nail.

Nail: (Technically, ya kinda are.)

Piccolo: shut up, Nail.

Dende: Why are you talking to yourself?

Piccolo: no reason. Now go heal Vegeta.

Dende: Why would I do that?

Frieza was still seen transforming.

Frieza: ...AAAAAAAAAA...

Piccolo: because THAT.

Dende: oh yeah, that's happening right now.

He flew over to Vegeta's direction as Frieza was still transforming.

(Y/N): you know, she's taking an awful long time transforming, we could just use this as an opportunity to take her out.

Piccolo: no, it's the rules of Dragon Ball....... we wait.

Logan: that sounds really boring.

He said with his eyes wide open as he spoke in an emotionless tone for that moment.

(I'll leave it to you guys to guess the reference there).

Meanwhile, Dende was healing Vegeta.

Dende: "sighs" twist my arm a little bit more, why don't ya?

The Saiyan Princess soon got up as she was fully healed of her injuries.

Vegeta: you...healed me.

Dende: of course I did. I'm a nice guy.

Vegeta: and now what's to stop me from kicking your face in?

Dende: because you touch me, and you're not getting back up again. That's right, I'm your White Mage. And nobody f**ks with the White Mage.

He got blown up by Frieza.

Frieza: oh, I feel REAL good about my life right now.

Krillin: Little Green! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Logan: his name was dende, you clod.

Krillin: huh, that's funny. Never spoke up about it.

Logan:..............-_-

A/N: oh Krillin, you retarded, bald sack of shit ^-^.