A/N: after bitching to her about the situation regarding the entire force, Jeice gets Ginyu involved to try and take care of Goka. Where things soon go wrong.

(At Guru's place).

Guru: and so I tell him, "I don't care who you are! Now clean my jowls!" And that was Nail's first day on the job.

Nail: yes, sir... I remember, I was there. That also doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about.

Guru: what were we talking about?

Nail: that ungodly POWER headed our way!

He said referring to Frieza, who was heading their way.

Guru: oh yeah... that.

Nail: you know, perhaps you should give someone else that power-up. You remember, the one you gave the Earthlings?

Guru: you are correct. It is time for me to unlock your hidden powers... Dende.

Guru unlocked Dende's hidden potential.

Dende: ahh, what the hell?!

Guru: and now, your power has been awakened.

Dende: I noticed!

Nail: sir, I was referring to ME.....!

Guru: now listen to me, Dende. With these powers, you garner a huge responsibility. I need you to run as fast as you can to the Earthlin.....

Nail: sir, he left you the moment after you gave him the power-up.

Guru looked at the window and saw Dende flying away.

Guru: That SLUT!

(Outside Frieza's ship).

Jeice was reporting to Captain Ginyu about what had happened.

Jeice: then out of nowhere, this stupid girl in this stupid outfit starts beating us up, and I lost me best mate, and....

Captain Ginyu: Jeice! You'll speak to me professionally and dutifully.

Jeice soon calmed down.

Jeice: oh, um... Sorry, cap'n.

Captain Ginyu: now, Jeice, back from the field. Full report.

Jeice: Well, see, at first it was going fine... but next thing we know, Guldo... well...

Captain Ginyu: oh lord, he's dead, isn't he...?

Jeice: that he is, sir...

Captain Ginyu: well... in our line of work, our lives can be compromised at any moment. This is something we must live with. On the plus side, Burter owes me 50 Raditz.

Jeice: about that, cap'n... he's probably not gonna pay up.

Captain Ginyu: really? He's usually such a good sport about that.

Jeice: thing is, he's come down with a sudden case of death, ma'me.

Captain oh... that's... wow. That's a rather hefty loss.

Jeice: yes, sir. He was a valued teammate. Strong, fast, and....

Captain Ginyu: and Blue!

Jeice: pardon, cap'n?

Captain Ginyu: blue! And tall! And you're so red! And short! It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going!

Jeice: not that short, cap'n.

He said while muttering.

Captain Ginyu: oh, don't go all Vegeta on me. Now, where are we going to find another blue recruit? Perhaps Recoome knows someone.

Jeice then let out a disappointed sigh.

Captain Ginyu: he's dead too, isn't he...?

Jeice: yeah...

Captain Ginyu: well, did he at least die with dignity?

Jeice remembered Recoome lying face down on the ground, his naked ass in the air with flies buzzing around.

Jeice: define "dignity", ma'me.

Captain Ginyu: uhhh... Well, Jeice, I believe the next step is obvious. We, as professionals, cannot allow this act to go unabated. We have a job to finish, and we shall see it through.

Jeice: yes, ma'me!

Captain Ginyu: Ginyu Force, away!

Ginyu and Jeice flew off in the distance.

(Back at The Battlefield).

Goka: sure is nice to see you guys again. But I sure can't help but feel that someone's missing.

Krillin: oh yeah, Bulma!

Gohan: what do you think she's up to?

Krillin: Probably something girly...

Bulma was in a mech suit fighting a giant crab underwater, with "Crabplosion" playing in the background.

(back to You and the others).

Krillin: ...like her hair.

Vegeta: your idiotic banter is charming, but if you haven't noticed, we're pretty much screwed here.

Goka: what? Why?

Vegeta: Frieza has the Dragon Balls, you dolt! Which basically means we're already dead.

Krillin: actually, not really.

Vegeta: oh? Something you know that I don't?

Krillin: a lot of things, actually.

Vegeta: .....You have five seconds to rephrase that. 4... 3...

Krillin: actually, what I meant to say was, when you make a wish on the Dragon Balls, the sky turns darker than the blackest void...

(On Earth).

Mr. Popo: Hm?

(Back to Namek).

Krillin: and out of the balls... rises a giant dragon! So yeah, none of that.

Vegeta: ... 2... 1...

Captain Ginyu: hi, Vegeta.

Vegeta: hi, Ginyu.....

She then realized that Captain Ginyu and Jeice had arrived.

Vegeta: ugh...

Jeice: that's her, cap'n! That's the one who beat us up!

He said referring to Goka.

(Y/N): jeez, what is this, kindergarten?

Captain Ginyu: what? Just look at her hair! She looks like she just got out of bed! For goodness sakes, Jeice, she's even wearing pajamas!

Jeice: I swear it, sir. She picked us apart one by one. We never stood a cha....

Goka punched him in the face again.

Jeice: aaah! Oh, that's just not fair!

Logan: that just wasn't even necessary that time.

Captain Ginyu: Jeice, what have I told you?

She then looked over to you.

Captain Ginyu: so, is this the dragon thing you were talking about that was using unnecessary violence on Recoome?

(Y/N): yeah..... unnecessary violence.

Vegeta: you know, I'm surprised you're here, Ginyu. I thought you'd be busy polishing Frieza's boots.

Captain Ginyu: first off, Lady Frieza doesn't wear boots. Second, if she did, I'd have already polished them. Third, she's off chasing some leftover Namekians.

Vegeta: wait, so Frieza's not at the ship...

Captain Ginyu: correct.

Vegeta: and you're here...

Captain Ginyu: that's right.

Vegeta: and the average power level of Frieza's soldiers is...

Captain Ginyu: two thousand.

Vegeta: I.....i....i.... interesting...!

Goka: Krillin! Gohan! Get out of here and find Bulma. Vegeta and I can handle this on our own.

Krillin: oh, no! I mean, I'd really hate to leave you on your own, you know, but if you say so, LET'S GO, GOHAN!

He flew away with Gohan.

Goahn: be careful, Mom!

(Y/N): I guess it's 4 against 2.

Logan: hell yeah.

Goka: actually, do you two mind going with them?

(Y/N): huh? Why?

Goka: well uh.....

(Y/N): Is it Krillin?

Goka: ehehehehe, yeah.

Logan: of course it would be.

(Y/N): "sighs" fine.

You and Logan both flew off to the direction where Gohan and Krillin went.

Goka: all right, Vegeta. We have to put our differences aside for now, and take these guys as a team.

Vegeta: yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that... but first, if you don't mind me... I need to use the restroom.

Goka: oh, okay.

Vegeta: about a hundred miles away.

She soon flew off.

Goka: ...she has a very nervous bladder.

She soon got elbowed in the face by Captain Ginyu.

Meanwhile, Frieza was flying to Guru's place in her bubble car as she was drawing closer.

Frieza's mind: so, for the first century, I'll go easy on them, lure them into a false sense of security, and then when they think I'm not so bad, BAM! I'll go full tyrant on them in the second century. After that, I'll disappear for a millennia and make them wonder if I ever existed to begin with... just to come back and kill them all.

Frieza flew pass Dende, who was travelling in the opposite direction and giving Frieza a nasty glare.

Frieza: Good afternoon.

Dende: It's morning. Douche.

The last word he said in his native language.

Frieza: cute kid. Seems familiar.

Frieza sped up and arrived at Guru's place, his bubble car making a stop and descending to ground level. She then got out of her bubble car and gets confronted by Nail.

Nail: what do you want?

Frieza: ah, good sir, I suppose you could say I'm looking for technical support.

Guru: Naaaaaaiiiiil, do we have a visitor?

NAIL: yes, sir.

Guru: Naaaaiiil, take her coat.

Frieza: I don't have a coat.

Nail: she doesn't have a coat, sir. And I believe this is the woman who basically killed our entire race.

There was a pause before Guru spoke again, albeit, a bit of an annoyed tone.

Guru: Naaaiil, don't take her coat.

Frieza: you see, I recently acquired what you people refer to as "Dragon Balls"... but I'm having trouble getting them to do what I want.

Nail: did you try working the shaft?

Frieza: classy.

She said while lowing her head.

Guru: Naaaail, what does she want?

Nail: She's asking how to use the Dragon Balls.

Guru: did you tell her to work the shaft?

Nail: yes, Lord Guru.

Guru: good work, Nail.

Frieza: I have the distinct impression you're going to be difficult.

Nail: well, ma'me, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d**k.

Guru: we don't even HAVE those!!

Frieza: okay, this is getting ridiculous. What IS that?

She shot her eyes laser at Guru's place, blowing up the top part and revealing Guru.

Guru: oh, God, NATURAL LIGHT!

Frieza: good lord! I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water. How is he so FAT?!

Guru: oh, hello, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance.

Frieza: well, my name is Frieza; ruler of most of the known galaxy. I'm here to offer you a deal. You give me the information I require, and I'll let the sporting young man live.

Guru: please. Nail isn't afraid of you... He is the strongest of our race!

Frieza: oh, really?

Nail: uh, sir?

Guru: yeah, Nail's gonna destroy your sorry ass. They wouldn't be able to air it on the news because it'll be so BRUTAL!

Nail desperately tried to get Guru's attention.

Nail: Sir, seriously.....!

Guru: hush, Nail! I'm speaking for you.

Frieza: well, then, If this is the only course of action available to me, I accept. I'll dispatch of this worm and then I'll be back for you, slug.

Guru: leave my brother out of this!

(Guess, it's a good thing he doesn't know).

Nail: sir, her power is overwhelming! I can also sense it's only a fraction of what she's capable of!

Guru: Nail, listen to me... You are Namek's number one son. A prodigy child. You have been trained in the ancient ways... I believe in you.

Nail: You... mean that, Lord Guru?

Guru: yes, Nail... Now show him the staggering spirit of Namek... and waste her smug ass!

Nail: yes sir!

He then looked to Frieza.

Nail: follow me!

He then flew off with Frieza to a different location to do battle.

Guru: fool... If I had trained him in the NEW way, he might have stood a chance.

(Oh Guru, you fat piece of shit).

Back at the Battlefield, Goku and Ginyu were fighting in the air.

Captain Ginyu: you have an interesting form and a surprisingly well-honed technique.

GOKU: and you're purple!

They both jump back.

Captain Ginyu: I'm sufficiently impressed. You've held your own very well. But your form and grace will never compare to that of the illustrious CAPTAIN GINYU!

She struck a pose, to which Goka mimicked it.

GOKU: you mean, like this?

Ginyu blushed.

Captain Ginyu: oh, God! Is that what I look like? Jeice! That isn't what I look like, is it?

Jeice: No, cap'n! You look amazing!

Goka: No offense, but this is boring... Like, really boring... Like, listening to Gohan's piano recital boring...

Captain Ginyu: I realized these poses in an effort to invigorate my men and raise morale! How DARE you mock them?!

Goka: well, I mean, it's just.. I'm not even using half my power right now.

Captain Ginyu: aha, quite a substantial bluff. But a bluff, and nothing more. I've witnessed your abilities firsthand and I assure you that you're.....

Goka powered up in Kaioken, causing both Captain Ginyu and Jeice's scouters to start beeping rapidly before she powered down.

Captain Ginyu: a hundred and eighty thousand... Hunh.

Jeice: Oy, cap'n, isn't your max power level only one hundred and.........

Captain Ginyu: DAAAUUUUGGHH!

She yelled as she held her head and dived into the water.

Jeice: yeah, one hundred and twenty thousand, that's what I thought.

Goka: Is she gonna be okay?

Jeice: eh, the cap'n? Yeah, she just does that sometimes.

Ginyu came back out of the water and held hwe head.

Captain Ginyu: GAH! Alright, I'm back.

Jeice: how ya going, cap'n?

Captain Ginyu: how do you think?

Jeice: well, cap'n, if you're getting stressed, you could always... you know.

Captain Ginyu: oh, Jeice! This is hardly the time or the place. Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.

Jeice: uh... I meant switch bodies, ma'me...

Captain Ginyu: ah, yes! Of course!

She threw her scouter at Jeice, who caught it with one hand).

Captain Ginyu: hold my scouter.

Goka: hey, what are you doing with your hand?

Captain Ginyu punched a hole in a part of her own chest.

Goka: um, ma'me...? You're supposed to do that to me...

Captain Ginyu: oh..... ho, but you see... I DID do it to you.

Goka: I don't understand...

Captain Ginyu: CHANGE NOOOWWWW!

Captain Ginyu switched bodies with Goka, laughing evilly while doing so. Goka shook her head as things were a blur for her.

Goka's mind: oh, wow... what happened? Everything seems... weird.

She then regained her his vision and saw himself.

Goka's mind: oh, hey! There's another me over there! I wonder if...

She started moving forward but suddenly stopped.

Goka: ahh! Ow! My chest! What in the...

She looked down and saw Captain Ginyu's hand.

Goka: oh..

She then realized she was in Ginyu's body.

Goka: oh... ohhhh...

A/N: She just got body jacked.