A/N: after waking up, Vegeta steals Frieza's Dragon Balls and follow you, Logan and Krillin to try and take yours as well.

The sky darkened as Vegeta somehow acquired all seven Dragon Balls and summoned Shenron.

Narrator: last time on DragonBall Z Abridged...

Vegeta: finally! I've gathered all seven Dragon Balls!

Shenron: state your wish.

Vegeta: dragon! Grant me immortality!

Shenron: your wish is granted.

His eyes started glowing red.

Vegeta: yes! I've done it! I'm finally the strongest in all the universe! WAH HA HA HA HA HA!

It only turned out to be a dream as Vegeta was lying on the ground, unconscious and with Zarbon beside her, checking her pulse.

Vegeta: I am unstoppable...

She said groggily in her sleep.

Zarbon: oh, how cute, she's having a little dream.

She was a groggy as twitched her left foot.

Vegeta: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

(I swear to god that the first time hearing it, it was an H instead of an M. That's why I made the mistake in old version).

Zarbon: now let's get you back to Lady Frieza. I need to... probe you for information.

Zarbon started flying while dragging Vegeta.

Vegeta: my power is maximum...

(Timeskip).

Inside Frieza's Ship, Appule was playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 while Vegeta was inside a healing tank. Appule was playing as himself while beating up Bardock.

Appule: take that, you bastard! This one's for Eachpe!

Zarbon soon entered the room.

Zarbon: report!

The purple big headed alien turned off video game.

Appule: ah... I just... I'm just checking... her vitals.

Zarbon: Is she going to make it?

Appule: Well, it's a good thing you got her to me when you did. Even a little later and we might not have been able to save her.

Zarbon: has she said anything odd in her sleep?

Appule: what?

Zarbon: she started saying some odd stuff in her sleep.

(Flashback).

Zarbon was flying while still caring Vegeta as he was almost to Frieza's ship. Vegeta let out a groan before she starts lightly talking in her sleep.

Vegeta: ugh.....what are you doing here, lizard.

She said as moved a bit in her sleep.

Zarbon: oh, she must be having another dream.

As he kept flying, he heard more of Vegeta speaking.

Vegeta: d....don't touch me there, you l....lesser being filth.

Zarbon: oh my. 

A small blush had formed on his face.

(End of Flashback).

Appule: uh.... no. She never really said anything when she was brought in.

Zarbon: well okay then, but, why isn't she naked?

Appule: luckily, we... what?

Zarbon: In the healing tank, I always thought you needed to be nude.

Appule: wha.... Why would you think that?

Zarbon: you know, to... absorb all the healing juices.

Appule just gave Zarbon a blank stare.

Zarbon: well, looks like you have everything under control here!

He quickly took his leave.

Appule: freaks me the f**k out...

In Vegeta's mind, a whistling sound was heard along with the sound of someone tapping a microphone. It was Nappa.

Ghost Nappa: Is this thing on?

He asked while tapping on the microphone again.

Ghost Nappa: Is it on?

Vegeta gurgled.

Ghost Nappa: okay, there we go. A-Ha-Hem! You are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious. Have fun with that.

Vegeta started growling inside the healing tank.

Appule: you know, Vegeta, I got to admit, it was pretty impressive how you went all manhunter on us. But now, you're all ours. And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glow sti...

Vegeta awoke and the healing tank started to light up with energy.

Appule's mind: here I come Eachpe!

Those would be the last words he gave in his mind before being consumed by the light.

Meanwhile, in Frieza's throne room, the space empress was speaking with Captain Ginyu on Space Skype.

Frieza: and I want you here in 24 hours, understood? And make sure to bring the up-to-date scouters.

Captain Ginyu: understood, Lady Frieza.

Zarbon: Lord Frieza, I really need to use the Space Skype.

Frieza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?

Zarbon: well, I need to call my girlfriend.

Frieza: well, I...

She stopped as she glanced over her shoulder in shock.

Frieza: Ginyu, I'll call you back.

She said before disconnecting Space Skype and dropped down to floor level.

Frieza: come again?

Zarbon: you see, our one-year anniversary is coming up, and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make reservations early.

Frieza: oh... and all this time I could've sworn you were... never mind.

Zarbon: what? You thought I was single?

Frieza: well, no, I just... I thought you were into... you know, it really doesn't matter.

Zarbon: well it matters to me, because, frankly it sounds like you thought I was....

Oran: Lady Frieza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing TAAAAANK!

The last word in his sentence being a result of Frieza blasting him with her beam and killing him.

Frieza: oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.

Zarbon: ...did he say something about Vegeta?

Frieza: what?

An explosion occurred, which shook the ship.

Zarbon: ahhh!

Frieza: Zarbon... Who did you leave guarding her?

They headed to the wrecked lab and saw what was left of Appule.

Frieza: Appule?! You left Appule here?!

Zarbon: well I thought he could handle it!

Frieza: Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta! Oh, where's the damn phone, I need to make another call.

Zarbon: yes, ma'me! I'll go look for Vegeta, she won't get far!

He flew out of the ship and searched for Vegeta. However, on another part of the ship, Vegeta entered Frieza's room, which had five unguarded Dragon Balls.

Vegeta's mind: Yes, that's right, search all over for me, Zarbon. Of course you'd never think to check inside your own ship! You know what they say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

Random Minion: Lady Frieza, I found her!

Vegeta: Ah, f**k it.

She fired a ki blast and blasted a hole through the ship.

Random Minion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

In outer space, five space pods were flying to the direction Planet Namek. It was the Ginyu Force, who soon got a call from Frieza through their speakers.

Frieza: Ginyu, hurry up; double time! Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one!

Zarbon: Lady Frieza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding!

Frieza: I'm coming, Zarbon! Quick, grab my balls!

Frieza soon disconnected and there was a bit of silence before the Ginyu Force started laughing hysterically. Back on Namek, Vegeta blew a hole through the window of Frieza's throne room and started tossing all of the Dragon Balls out of the ship while singing a little song.

Vegeta: ♪I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls, do-do-do-do-do. Here they are, all sitting in a bunch, doo-doo-doo. One star, two star. All as big as my head! Give them a toss. A planet across. That's how Vegeta wins, bye-bye!♪

She then leapt out of Frieza's ship, with Frieza and Zarbon just now entering the room.

Frieza: dammit all to hell, she's gone! And she took off with my Dragon Balls!

Zarbon: Lady Frieza, I've found a note!

Zarbon held out the note, for Frieza to look at it.

Frieza: Let me see that! It just says "Dear Frieza", and it's a picture of a butt.

Zarbon: ...can I see it, Lady Frieza?

Frieza: Vegeta. Dragon Balls. NOW!!!

Zarbon flew out of Frieza's ship.

Zarbon: Yes ma'me!

Zarbon's Mind: dammit, she's up here somewhere! I just need to spot the bastard!

Vegeta was sticking her head out of a lake.

Vegeta's mind: later, bitches.

She then sank under the water like a submarine.

Meanwhile, in Goka's spaceship.

Goka: whew! It's taken me five whole days, but I'm finally up to a hundred times gravity! It's a good thing that I brought along all these Senzu. Aww, man, it looks like we only have four left. Oh well, we won't need that many on Namek.

She ate one Senzu Bean.

Goka: om nom nom! Mmm, tastes like healing!

King Kai then contacted Goka telepathically.

King Kai: hello, Goka? Do you hear me? I swear to God, if this is George Takei again, I'm gonna shove a brick up the Verizon guy's ass.

Goka: King Kai?

King Kai: ah, there you are, Goka. I see you're on your way to Namek.

Goka: I'm gonna beat someone up!

King Kai: of course you are. But listen! There is someone on Namek that you must absolutely stay away from. You hear me? She's even stronger than Vegeta, and she.....

Goka: I know!

King Kai: what?

Goka: I'm gonna beat her up!

King Kai: Goka, no. This is nothing like Vegeta; it is much, much worse.

Goka: uh...huh...

King Kai: she is known throughout the galaxy as the most terrifying and evil person there is!

Goka: really?

King Kai: she's conquered hundreds of planets, and slaughtered billions of people!

Goka: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

King Kai: STOP IT! Stop. Getting. Excited! Now promise me you will not fight her!

Goka: ooo, I can see Planet Namek!

She then saw it was fake.

Goka: naw, wait, naw, it's fake.

King Kai: Goka! Seriously! Promise me that under no circumstance will you go anywhere near Frieza!

Goka: but King Kai, I...

King Kai: PROMISE ME!

Goka: aww, all right. I promise I will absolutely not... Click. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

King Kai: what the...

Goka: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

King Kai: she... she hung up on me! How the hell did she even do that?! Dammit, I'll call her back!

He tried to contact Goka, but no avail

King Kai: Goka, I swear to God, I will ride your ass on this one!

Suddenly, George Takei was heard.

George Takei: oh my~

King Kai: dammit, Takei!

Back on Namek, Vegeta emerged from underwater and gasped for breath.

Vegeta: all right. They should be here somewhere. Aha! They're here! They're all here! Perfect. Now I have six, counting the one I have hidden near the village. All I have to do now is stay under the radar and not fly around like a jackass saying...

Krillin: I've got a Dragon Ball!

He said as he held the dragon ball and flew past Vegeta's location, with you and Logan just behind him.

(Y/N): will you stop shouting that out, you jackass!!!

Vegeta: I was gonna say "Come and get me, Frieza," but that works too!

Vegeta started to pursue the 3 of you. Around the moment, Zarbon was looking desperately for Vegeta.

Zarbon: this is useless! I'm never going to find her like this! I might as well hide under a rock. Maybe Lady Frieza won't find me if I just lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying...

Vegeta: come to mama, you bald bastard!

She yelled as followed the 3 of you and passed the location where Zarbon was at.

(Y/N): hey, did you hear something?

Logan: like what?

(Y/N): it kinda sounded like yelling.

Logan: I didn't hear anything.

They kept flying with Vegeta following.

Zarbon: I was going to say "Come and get me, Frieza," but that works too!

He started to pursue Vegeta. Near the cave area, Bulma was reading a magazine and humming the ending theme from Dragon Ball before You, Logan and Krillin landed in front of her.

Bulma stumbled and fell on her back.

Bulma: SON OF A BITCH!

Krillin: huh. I thought you'd be back in the cave.

Bulma: well, I would if I didn't keep finding puddles of....

Krillin: yeah, yeah, I know, in the cave, get over it. Besides, I brought us a Dragon Ball.

Bulma: oh, wow. They're much bigger than the ones on Earth.

Krillin: yeah, Gohan and I were pretty surprised too when... we...

Krillin then noticed Gohan was missing.

Krillin: wait, where is Gohan?

Bulma: oh, he took the Dragon Radar. We found a Dragon Ball that was all on its own.

Krillin: wait, what?

(Y/N): you let a kid go off on their own to get a dragon ball?

Bulma: would you seriously rather I let Krillin go out and get it?

Logan: she's got a good point there.

(Y/N): eh, fair enough.

Elsewhere, Gohan was flying in the air and holding a Dragon Ball.

Gohan: I've got a Dragon Ball!

Krillin: You let Gohan go out on his own?

Bulma: yeah... What's the big deal?

Krillin: do you have any idea what Chi-Chi will do to me if he gets hurt? I like my penis where it is, thank you.

Bulma: I still don't see how this is my problem.

Krillin: uh... Oh, we'll just have to wait for him here, then. At least we have a Dragon Ball!

Vegeta landed on the scene, finally catching up to Krillin.

Vegeta: Hi there. I'm taking your Dragon Ball.

(Y/N): what the?!

Krillin: uh... Care to trade for one of yours?

Vegeta: how 'bout NO.

Krillin: you drive a hard bargain...

Zarbon soon appeared.

Zarbon: who drives it hard now? Hmm.

He asked while flicking his long hair behind him.

Vegeta: oh, I thought I smelled body glitter...

Zarbon: you, the short one over there. Give me the Dragon Ball.

He said to Krillin.

Krillin: um...

Vegeta: not so fast, he's handing the ball over to me! Right, baldy?

She said to Krillin.

Krillin: uh... Bulma? A little help here?

Bulma was looking to Zarbon.

Bulma: oh, my God, he's so hot! I just wanna grab him and...

(Y/N): I guess we're really doing this at the moment.

Vegeta: ...one time you've defeated me, Zarbon. And that's one time too many!

Zarbon: nothing's changed, Vegeta. The last time we fought you were barely alive when I retrieved your body.

Vegeta: that... reminds me... Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?

Zarbon: did... did I what?

He asked while he narrowed his eyes.

Vegeta: did you do anything to me while I was unconscious?

Zarbon: what?! No! God, no!

Vegeta: oh, thank God! I j... Wait, what do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you?!

Zarbon: all right, Vegeta, I'm going to be totally honest with you. This is sounding really creepy.

Vegeta: what, I... What are you...

Zarbon: Not trying to judge you on whatever you're into. I mean, it's your thing.

The saiyan princess was totally defeated in the argument and embarrassed.

Vegeta: just... just transform, damn you.

Bulma: we're going to have a penthouse suite...

Zarbon started to transform.

Bulma: ...and he'll drive a Corvette, and we'll make love every single.....

Zarbon fully transformed into his monster form.

Bulma: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Monster Zarbon: you've made a huge mistake, Vegeta! Now prepare to die!

Vegeta: yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll have fun laughing as a hold the dragon ball over your corpse after I then yank it from those weaklings.

The side of vegeta's face was met with your fist as zarbon's face was met with logan's fist. This caused the two to be pushed back a few feet.

Vegeta: the fuck?!

Zarbon: why the face?!

(Y/N): we're not letting you get that dragon ball!

Monster Zarbon: is that right?

Logan: damn straight. We went through hell with that little bald shit, we're not doing that again.

Vegeta: oh, you both are gonna regret doing that.

You and logan got ready for another fight.

(Meanwhile at Guru's house).

Dende: Guru, sir, I have a question.

Guru: ask away.

Dende: you've been around for so long. Just how old are you?

Guru: I am this many.

He doesn't even move.

Dende: You didn't raise your hand.

Guru: That's how old I aaaaaaaam!

A/N: My best guess is that he's way too old to not be dust.