A/N: While you and logan take on turles and slug, gohan and krillin try their best to avoid dodoria.

As the ship was moving through space, Dr. Briefs appeaed in a small screen from inside the ship.

Dr. Briefs: goka!

Goka: hi, Dr. Briefs.

Dr. Briefs: goka! What have you done? You've blasted off into space! You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you...

He then noticed goka holding a muffin.

Dr. Briefs: you... Where did you get that muffin?

Goka: muffin button.

Dr. Briefs: but... I... never installed a muffin button...

Goka: then where did I get this muffin...?

Dr. Briefs: listen very close, goka. Whatever you do, don't fool with the gravity controls. It goes up to one hundred times Earth's normal gravity.

Goka: so what you're saying is... if I turn up the gravity, then I can get stronger!

Dr. Briefs: no! What I'm saying is it will crush your bones! The detrimental effects could be catastrophic! You may never walk again!

Goka: bored now. Gotta train. Bye-bye!

Dr. Briefs: goka, wai....!

Goka pushed a button to turn off the TV.

Goka: ...I like his mustache.

(Meanwhile on Namek).

Dodoria groaned and rubbed his face as he was getting up from Krillin's surprise attack.

Zarbon: are you all right over there?

Dodoria: yeah. Little bastards just hit me outta nowhere.

Zarbon: oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.

Frieza: good to see you're still conscious, Dodoria. Oh, and just so you know, it's not a big deal or anything, you might want to get right onto this one, but THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, YOU FAT BASTARD!

Dodoria flew after Gohan and Krillin.

Dodoria: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Gohan and Krillin, one of which was holding Dende, were flying through the sky and trying to get as far as they could.

Krillin: not gonna lie, Gohan, not your brightest move.

Gohan: oh come on, Krillin, we have a two mile lead on him. Factoring in our speed and velocity and his mass, there's no way he should be able to catch up...

Dodoria shot a blast at them.

Krillin: Well, look who's wrong!

Gohan: There's always room for error!

Gohan and Krillin dodged all of Dodoria's blasts before he fired another blast that grazes Krillin, making him drop Dende.

Krillin's mind: oh dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dam......

Krillin thought to himself as he tried to catch dende, but dodoria grabbed krillin's ankle.

Dodoria: Oh no you don't!

Back with Frieza and Zarbon in a deserted Namekian village.

Zarbon: wow do you think Dodoria's doing up there?

Frieza: we're talking about one of my finest soldiers. There's no way that they'll escape Dodoria's grasp...

Back to the battle with Krillin headbutting Dodoria to break free of his grasp.

Dodoria: god dammit!

Back to Frieza and Zarbon.

Zarbon: but what if they have any tricks up their sleeves?

Frieza: come now, Zarbon. We both know Dodoria would never let them out of sight...

Back to the battle with Krillin preparing a solar flare.

Krillin: Solar Flare!

He blinded dodoria, causing him to cover his eye.

Dodoria: goddammit!!

Back to Frieza and Zarbon.

Zarbon: still, ma'me, we have to remember that Vegeta is on the planet.

Frieza: oh, please. Like Vegeta could even lay a hand on Dodoria.

Back to Dodoria, who was flying in the sky before getting attacked and knocked straight into the water.

Dodoria: GOD DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

Dodoria fell into the water and comes up gasping for breath, confronted by none other than Vegeta.

Vegeta: sup, bubblegum?

Dodoria: Vegeta! You got some serious balls to get the drop on me.

Vegeta: funny you should mention that. I just happen to be looking for a set.

Dodoria: well, look at you, Veggie. All grown up and out on your own. Trying to move up in the world.

Vegeta: and look at you. Packing away more bacon than Hormel.

Dodoria: very funny. But you won't be laughing when Frieza finds your scrawny ass. So how 'bout I make you a deal? You hand over that pretty red scouter, and maybe I won't point Frieza in the right direction.

Vegeta held her scouter in her hand.

Vegeta: oh. You mean this scouter?

Dodoria: that's right.

Vegeta: well, I'd be inclined to give it to you, but, you see, there's a problem with it.

Dodoria: and what would that be?

Vegeta crushed the scouter with her foot.

Vegeta: It's broken.

Dodoria: blagh! You fool! Now you're as blind as the rest of us.

Vegeta: not quite. See, while I was on Earth, I learned a new trick. I can sense energy.

Dodoria: how the hell'd you do that?

Vegeta: Uuhna.

Dodoria: wait a minute! I get it now! Those little bastards I was chasing were Earthlings! You sent them to lure me away from Frieza!

Vegeta: I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is, "Hit me Vegeta! Please kill me! God, this armor makes me look fat!"

Dodoria: THAT'S IT!!!

Dodoria began firing a couple of blasts in Vegeta's direction.

Dodoria: MOUTHY! LITTLE! PRICK!

Vegeta appeared behind Dodoria, unharmed.

Vegeta: where ya aimin', dugong?

Dodoria: Uggghhh!

Dodoria swung a punch at Vegeta, who effortlessly caught his arm before jumping as dodoria tried to spin kick her.

Vegeta: Uppsy-daisy!

She grabbed Dodoria's other arm and pulled both of them behind his back.

Dodoria: Aaaaaah!

Vegeta: Any last words, before I take you apart like a pink potato head?

Dodoria: W......wait! I can tell you what really happened to your planet!

Vegeta: You mean that Frieza blew it up?

Dodoria: No, thatFriezablewitup...! What?

Vegeta: really should have told Frieza to keep off the Twitter.

A shot of Frieza's SpaceTwitter page was shown with her bragging about how she blew up planet vegeta.

Vegeta began tightening her grip on Dodoria.

Dodoria: please. Don't kill me. I beg ya. Don't kill me-e-e.

Vegeta: look at you, Dodoria. You were always so damn proud. And now here you are, crying like a weaker woman!

Dodoria: I AM a woman!

Vegeta: Wh....... What?

Dodoria: I said I AM a woman.

Vegeta: WHAT?!

(Meanwhile).

You and the mysterious warrior known as logan were continuing to fight against the two known as turles and lord slug. You were taking on slug as he was taking on turles. Logan caughed a fist from the goka look a like as he was holding him back.

Logan: slow as ever.

Turles: and you're an annoying little shit as ever!

Logan: still doesn't give reasons why you suck at fighting.

He growled as he tried to knee him in the gut. However, Logan still had a hold on his hand, so he pulled turles and slung him into a rang of rocks.

Logan: guess I struck a nerve there.

Multiple purple beams came flying out of the area he threw turles, casung logan to dodge or swat away any of the incoming blasts.

Logan: is that all. I was expecting a lot more from you, you know.

A ring shaped ki blast was fired at him.

Logan: oh shit.

He dodged it quickly, with it just barely burning off a tip of his hair.

Logan: wow, almost got me there that time.

The smoke cleared, showing a pissed off turles.

Turles: I'll have your head mounted on a wall!

You rammed your head against slug's causing him to hold his in pain.

Slug: you slimy lizard!

(Y/N): you know, you don't see me calling you slug people. Also, the correct phrasing is serpentine dragon.

Slug fired an eye beam at you, which you dodged just in time.

(Y/N): yikes. Missed me by the tip of my horns.

You said as smoke rolled off the tip of your horns.

(Y/N):......

Slug extended his arm to try and grab you. As you tried to dodge, your tail got grabbed by the evil namekian.

Slug: ha!

(Y/N): ah crap!

You got slung to the ground by him.

(Y/N): ouch.

He started dragging you across the ground.

(Y/N): so that's how you wanna play it, huh?

You rammed your jaws into his hand, causing him to yell in pain as your jaws were being drenched in namekian blood. Slug retracted his arm back, but not before you snapped his wrist with your jaws in the process.

(Y/N): namekian blood. disgusting.

You said as you spat some of the blood that was in your mouth. Slug held his bleeding and broken wrist.

Slug: gah! And they call me a foul player.

He said before tearing off his own hand.

Slug: ahhh!

(Y/N): the hell is wrong with everyone today?

Slug soon regrew a new and better working hand.

(Y/N): .......somehow I forgot namekians could do that.

Slug growled as he powered up.

(Y/N): I guess no apologies for that little thing I just did then.....

Back to Gohan and Krillin, who were once again holding Dende, in the sky after escaping from Dodoria.

Krillin: well, good thing I was there to get us out of that one.

Gohan: well, yeah, but... Why didn't you use your Kienzan?

Krillin: hey, look, I even saved this thing! Can you fly, little guy?

Dende: my name is Dende.

He started flying in the air.

Dende: and yes, we all learned when we are children.

Gohan: You know, you should probably stick with us.

Dende: considering it is either that, or going back to meet the same fate as my brother and father... I am weighing my options...

Krillin: I like you! I'm gonna call you Little Green!

Dende: my name is Dende.

Krillin: come on, Little Green, let's go introduce you to Bulma and (Y/N).

Everyone started to fly away.

Back to Vegeta, who had darkened eyes after listening to Dodoria's speech.

Dodoria: ...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful.... and fertile.... woman on my home planet. Before Frieza blew it up.

Vegeta: she tends to do that. Also, huuuugh.

Dodoria: so now you know the truth, Vegeta.

Vegeta: yes, I do. And now I'm going to start repressing the truth! And the first step is killing you.

Dodoria: w...w.....wait! You and I, w-we could team up against Frieza! Rule the universe as wife and uh............................ wife?

Vegeta: Repressing in 5...

Dodoria was panicking)

Vegeta: 4... 3...

Dodoria began to flee.

Vegeta: 2... 1...

Vegeta fired an energy wave at Dodoria, obliterating "her".

Vegeta: aaaand repressed.

Meanwhile, in Frieza's ship. She was inside on the Space Skype talking to Captain Ginyu.

Frieza: Oh, no, no, Ginyu. We won't need any assistance. We have this all under control.

Zarbon called out to frieza from the other side of a door.

Zarbon: lady Frieza, I wish to enter.

Frieza: oh, pardon me. I have to take this. Ta-ta! 

She shut down Space Skype and descended to the ground.

Frieza: what is it, Zarbon?

Zarbon: well, sir, the scout has reported back.

Frieza: good. So Dodoria has eliminated those pests, then?

Zarbon: well... that's just it... It turns out... "she's" dead.

Frieza: ...The f**k?!

Back with you and logan, the two of you were doing relatively well against turles and slug. They might have gotten some hits here and there, but you both were shown to not just be stronger, but relatively faster and hard to knock down.

Turles: gggrrr! You damn pest, we'll make you regret standing in our way.

Slug: it's time to squash you like then insects you are!

They both pulled out what looked to be odd spiky orange balls which appeared to be some sort of fruit. They both ate it and then the saiyan then threw a glowing orb into the air and he started to grow and charge as did the Namekian, but that was because namekians have the ability to grow giant on their own. Turles grew to a giant ape like vegeta did back on earth while Slug grew to giant size. Dark auras surrounded them and they looked down at you and logan.

Logan: ah you gotta be fuckin kidding me.

Slug: hahahahaha! How the tables have turned!

Turles: now we'll crush you both under our feet like the inferior insects you are!

Bulma, who was watching the battle, yelled in shock.

Bulma: holy crap it's a fucking planet of giants!!!!!!

(Y/N): you're not the only ones who can play the growing game.

Turles and Slug: huh?

You turned to your Rayquaza form and roared out to the two villains.

Logan: now that's what I'm talking about.

As the battle between the 4 of you continued, Two different individuals were watching the fight as it was going on. The shorter female one was cloaked, but she had green-ish blue skin with white hair and was wearing red, black and white clothing. She held a staff in her hand as well. The one next to her was a large blue skinned male also wearing red and black clothes but with yellow and white armor and a black robe going down his lower body. These two were the ones responsible for turles and slug being on namek.

??? (1): well, looks like things are starting to get far more interesting. I'm bound to get some interesting results.

??? (2): so it seems.

In outer space with goka's ship flying through an asteroid field, she was getting ready to train.

Goka: Now, before I start training... I need the right music to train to. Let's see here. 

She pushed a button and Paul Stanley's "Live to Win" played. Goka pushed the button again and then Bill Conti's "Gonna Fly Now" played. Goka pushed the button again and then Stan Bush "Never Surrender" played. Goku pushed the button again and then Team America's "Montage" played. Goku pushed the button one final time and Lazy Town's "Cooking By the Book" played.

Goka: yaaay!

She yelled as the spaceship flew off into the cosmos.

A/N: god damn it.