Chapter 59: Ah Crap, someone's dying this time aren't they?
A/N: The battle between Gohan and Cella continues, with Cella finding out that Gohan's anger had made him a long stronger than she thought.
Gohan continued to stare at Cella.
Perfect Cella: Dear Lord in Piccolo, finally! And here I thought killing 16 was harder for me than it was for you. I'm confused, though. Were you friends? Did you talk about birds together? A couple of bird nerds?
Gohan: the murder of one's own child or children.
Perfect Cella: uhhh...
Gohan snatched the bag of Senzu Beans.
Perfect Cella: wha.... ?!
Gohan then appeared In front of two of the Cella Juniors.
Gohan: you wanted me to define "filicide".
The Cella Juniors leapt towards Gohan, but Gohan evaded them and destroyed them with a swift chop.
Perfect Cella: oh...
(Y/N), Logan & Frostwing: HOLY BALLS!!!
Vegeta: all right, would anyone care to explain...THE F**K?!
Piccolo: I'm kind of afraid too because I'm pretty sure that would involve giving Goka credit for this.
Goka: the takeaway here is, you're welcome.
Gohan looked at the 5 remaining Cella Juniors (at least in that close range) stood beside a knocked out Krillin.
Piccolo: the ends don't justifies the means, Goka!
Goka: You're mean!
Gohan appeared in front of the 5 Cella Juniors. Three of them went at him, only for them to be completely destroyed in one swing from Gohan. One of the remaining Cella Juniors picked up Krillin and extended his nails at Krillin's neck.
Cella Junior: uh uh uh~
Gohan: really? You're using Krillin as a hostage? His death is a day trip for us and a free ice-cream sundae for him. Go ahead.
(Y/N): oh shit.
Krillin: actually, I'm lactose intolerant...
Gohan extended his hand.
Gohan: nobody's lactose intolerant in heaven, Krillin. That's why it's heaven.
Cella Junior from behind let out a scared grunt.
Cella Junior: nope!
He flew off.
Gohan: too little, too late.
The Cella Junior dropped Krillin and fired a blast at Gohan. Much to his shock, Gohan appeared from behind while holding Krillin.
Gohan: bitch move.
He disappeared to lay Krillin near Piccolo and then reappeared and destroyed that Cella Junior with a kick. Cella looked in amazement.
Perfect Cella's mind: ♪Suddenlyyyy... Life has a new meaning to meeeeeeee! There's beauty up above...and things we never take notice of... You wake up and suddenly... You're in loooooove!♪
Jimmy Firecracker: Jimmy Firecracker here, reporting from this tree! The young man has apparently undergone a harrowing transformation and is currently dismantling these demented delinquents, one after the.....
Larry: sir, that big explosion from earlier wrecked the camera. we're totally dark.
Jimmy Firecracker: oh.
(Meanwhile, in the City).
The people were looking up at the large TV as it showed "PLEASE STAND BY" on it.
Random Civilian 1: so...another riot?
Random Civilian 2: sure, why not.
Random Civilian 3: yeah, f**k this city!
(Back at the Battlefield).
The two Cella Juniors charged at Gohan, who proceeded to throw the bag of Senzu Beans up in the air and punched both Cella Juniors before destroying one with a kick, and then caught the falling bag of Senzu Beans.
Cella Junior: moooooom...
Perfect Cella: I ain't no helicopter moma. Sink or swim, bitch.
Gohan sent out a volley of blasts which hit two Cella Juniors and appeared behind one.
Gohan: you forgot your water wings.
He destroyed the Cella Junior with an uppercut and then dashed in front of two fleeing Cella Juniors and destroys both of them with one strike, he then looked at the last remaining Cell Junior.
Gohan: don't.
The last Cella Junior tried to flee but Gohan intercepted him in midair and spiked him down to the ground, meeting him before reaching the ground and destroyed him with a kick. He then looked down and stomped on his dismembered arm.
Perfect Cella: Gimme. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
Gohan: Trunks.
He tossed the bag of Senzu Beans at Trunks.
Trunks: huh?
He caught the bag.
Trunks: oh! Uh, sure. On it.
Gohan: try to forget you're half-Vegeta and don't f**k it up.
(Y/N): oh no sure, that fine. -_-
Vegeta: F**kin'...
Trunks landed near Krillin.
Trunks: hey, Krillin. Krillin!
He threw a Senzu Bean at his face.
Trunks: Senzu Bean!
Krillin moaned.
(Y/N): not exactly the correct way of doing it, Trunks.
Trunks: ugh. Okay, yeah let's just...
He placed the Senzu Bean inside Krillin's mouth.
Frostwing: that's better.
Trunks: hey, Yamcha!
He leapt and landed near Yamcha.
Trunks: I "senzu" need some help?
Krillin groaned.
Logan: that was very unnecessary.
Krillin: "sighs" am I glad I'm not allergic to those.
Trunks then gets through healing Tien with a Senzu Bean.
Trunks: alright, let's get you up.
Tien: great. Now I can watch us become irrelevant vertically instead of horizontally. What are we even doing here anymore?
Yamcha: I brought towels. Anyone want a towel?
Krillin: I'll take one. Today is a scorcher.
Trunks then gave you, Logan, Frostwing, Groudon, Kyogre and Frieza (though he hesitated) all a bean to heal.
Frostwing: boy, that feels a lot better.
Groudon: I feel a lot healthier this time.
(Y/N): the magic of healing beans I guess.
(Y/N)'s mind: though if a Senzu Bean can restore the consumer's energy and physical health are restored to their fullest, what would the result be if I ate a rare candy after that?
Goka ate a Senzu Bean while thinking.
Goka's mind: Senzu Beans are gonna heal ya!
Goka: so what are we gonna call this? Cuz it's way stronger than Super Saiyan.
Piccolo: well, if it's a level beyond Super Saiyan, then...
Goka: then he must be a Super DUPER Saiyan!
Piccolo: hmmm.
(Y/N): >_>
Logan: I don't recall super saiyan turning your clothes a bit darker from before and having a dark aura below the yellow one. Part of the hair is even covering half his face.
Goka: hmmmmmmmm, maybe it's just a thing.
Vegeta's mind: If he's a Super Duper Saiyan...then I shall find a way to become a Super-DEE-Duper Saiyan!
Trunks: bean, mom?
Vegeta: Yeeeeeeeeees.
She grabbed the bean.
Perfect Cella: Look at you! I'm gonna call you whooping cough because you just devastated my children!
Frostwing's mind: better from Gohan than from me.
Perfect Cella: and for a second there, I thought that yarn you were spinning was going to turn up short... But here you are! My final challen.....
Gohan punched her hard in the stomach.
Perfect Cella: OOHWAGH!! AAAAAAAAAGGH...!!
Gohan: careful, Cella. Your Vegeta's showing.
He then uppercut Cella, knocking her back. She struggled to get back up.
Perfect Cella: y.....you know, you're not wrong.
She stumbled on her backside.
Perfect Cella: ugh... Hoo Boy. Nothing like a concussion...to really get the blood flowing.
She gushed out blood.
Gohan: Cella. You don't get it. I hate this. The vibrations through my fists on contact. The taste of blood in my mouth. The sound of my heart in my ears. I hate it. I always have. But right now. In this moment. The only thing I hate more than it... Is you.
Perfect Cella: ugh. Put that on a Valentine.
She powered up as Gohan began to walking up to her.
Gohan: because you were right about me. I was a coward. Scared of what would happen if I snapped. Afraid that, if I lost it this time. I'd...never come back. That I'd finally, kill someone. I'm not scared anymore, Cella.
He said as he stopped in front of Cella. The Anger and Hatred in his eyes burned deep into Cella's soul. Giving off a look of fear from the Bio-Android.
(I know that the hair is covering half his face, but even with that, he can still see Cella well).
Perfect Cella: well, g... glad I could....
Gohan kicked her in the face.
Perfect Cella: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gohan: because there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable.
Cella groaned as she gagged out a bit of blood before looking to Frostwing.
Perfect Cella: out of curiosity, is giving up on all this still an option.
Frostwing: not really in my realm of control anymore.
Perfect Cella: thought so.
She got up and looked at Gohan.
Perfect Cella: ...oh f*** this.
She then flew up high in the air and started to charge a Kamehameha.
Perfect Cella: Kaaaaaa....Meeeee.....Haaaa....
Logan: oh for the love of.... Again with this?
Goka: so, is this more a Vegeta move or a Freezer move?
Frieza: either is better than pulling a you move, that's for sure.
Perfect Cella: Meeeee......
She charged up the massive Kamehameha.
Krillin: speaking of move, we should probably!
Perfect Cella: I could've just done this from the beginning! Instead I thought I'd have some fun, throw a tournament, but f**k you!
Logan: don't be such a sore loser about it, bitch.
Perfect Cella: suck my perfect dick! HAAAAAAAA!!!
She fired the Kamehameha wave that races towards Gohan, causing Goka, Piccolo, and Trunks to look in terror.
Groudon: well, we're fucked this time..... right?
(Y/N): just wait for it.
Kyogre: are you seriously going to always be aware of what happens?
(Y/N): well, when you're around these people as much as I have, you tend to predict what comes next.
Gohan then began to quietly start his own Kamehameha.
Gohan: Ka...Me...Ha...Me...
He then yelled at the top of his lungs.
Gohan: HAAAAAAAA!!!
Gohan fired his own Kamehameha with some elements of what looked similar to Dark Pulse that overpowered Cella's and was now racing toward the perfect being.
Goka: woah, I've never seen that kind of Kamehameha before.
(Y/N)'s mind: it's just as I thought, he's even making attacks similar to ones his father can do.
Groudon: uh (Y/N), you kinda notice how Gohan's new form looks strikingly similar to.
(Y/N): I know, I felt it at first during the battles I've been with him in. But, I just wasn't entirely sure. Now that it's come out. All of those was all that dark energy building up to this moment. Now that it's out, Cella unleashed a nightmare.
The force of the blue and dark blast pushed you and the other Z-Fighters back and sending Mr. Satan, Jimmy Firecracker, and Larry flying.
Perfect Cella: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The Kamehameha flew into space, with Cella being pushed all the way by it. You and the Z-Fighters soon emerged from the sand.
Krillin: anyone else got sand in their....
Everyone Else: YES!
Trunks: Everywhere!
Piccolo: uhhhh...guys?
Trunks looked up.
Trunks: holy shit!
Kyogre: son of a Snubbull! Why won't she just die?!
Perfect Cella: hey, kid! You missed a spot.
Cella was missing the top of her crown, her left arm and leg, and her wings.
Gohan: heh.
He let off a smile.
Goka: all right, Gohan! Think it's time you brought her home!
Gohan: hold on! I'm not done ripping the wings off this butterfly.
Piccolo: red flag!
(Y/N): CAN JUST FOR ONCE NOT FUCKING GET ONE OF THOSE?!
Goka: um, kiddo? I understand you're angry but.....
Gohan: but what? You're gonna give me advice now? Let me guess, I should let her go so she can be an even better fight later. Or maybe I should let her power up to 100% so I can teach her humility! Wait, I know! I should throw her a goddamn Senzu Bean, and let YOU fight her!
Goka got nervous.
Goka: ah...uh...I...see what you're getting at, Gohan.
Gohan: then shut up and put on your poncho. You're in the splash zone.
Goka: ...is that also a red flag?
Piccolo: Crimson.
Frieza: ooooo, sounds interesting.
You yanked on Frieza's tail, making her yelp and blush.
Frostwing: if anything Frieza, you basically asked for it this time so....
Cella grunted in pain as she regenerated her lost limbs.
Perfect Cella's mind: alright Cella, we saw what losing your cool got you... So tone down the Frieza and just chill the hell.....
Gohan: done getting your shit together up there? Because I'm starting to get bored.
Cella dropped down now in her bulked-up state.
Frieza: oh cool, just take another one of my gimmicks.
Piccolo: it's kinda been the gimmick for a lot of people before than just you.
Cella yelled at Gohan for the comment he made.
Perfect Cella: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT???!!!
Gohan: I said I'm bored. You're boring me.
Cella threw a punch at Gohan, but only managed to hit the ground. Gohan responded by kicking Cella in the stomach.
Krillin: hot damn! Anyone else feel that?!
Trunks: pretty sure my pity well has bottomed out.
Cella's mouth started expanding and her chest swelled up.
Groudon: uh..... is that supposed to happen when you kick someone in the stomach?
Frostwing: that usually never happens. O_O
Goka: oh, no. Guys! Uh...starting to think he wasn't kidding about the splash zone!
Cella vomited, with her saliva splashing near the Z-Fighters.
Frostwing: O_O
Krillin: wow!
Very Shockingly, 18 was seen on the ground, unconscious and covered in saliva.
Gohan: It's a girl. Mazel tov.
Frieza: tough luck for Frostwing, seems a girl got in Cella first.
Frostwing: >_>
Cella vomited more saliva.
Krillin: Android 18!
Piccolo: Later!
Krillin: But my Baeteen!
Piccolo: I will get a hose!
Krillin started griping.
Perfect Cella: FFFFFFFF*********************k!!! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! NO! NO! NO! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k YOU! F*** YOU! UUWAARGH!
Kyogre: well, she's certainly got the mouth on her.
Yamcha: wait, so if she doesn't have 18 anymore... Does that mean...
As Yamcha theorized, Perfect Cell reverted back to her Semi-Perfect form and started panting heavily.
PICCOLO: ...Is that what she turned into after she beat me? I'm kinda offended by her lips. Am I allowed to be offended by her lips?
Krillin: are you offended by Mr. Popo's lips?
Piccolo: wait, can we talk about that?!
Groudon: you should see Jynx.
(Y/N): we definetly don't talk about that one.
Cella gave a fearful look at Gohan, who responded by silently glaring at her.
Semi-Perfect Cella: uh, so uh... Gonna eat that? (referring to 18)
Gohan: ...No.
Semi-Perfect Cella: and, uh, can I?
Gohan: no.
He kicked Cella in the face, sending her flying away.
Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan. I'm gonna be straight with you. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!
Mr. Satan: that camera's broken, right?
Larry: FUBAR, sir.
Mr. Satan: I have no f***ing idea.
Goka: Gohan! Do it now! End this!
(Y/N): the last thing we need you to do is pulling a Vegeta.
Vegeta: all you sons of bitches will fucking get it!!!
Gohan: fine! Christ, if you want her to die so bad, kill her yourself. Pretty sure anyone with blonde hair over there could.
He started walking up to Cella.
Semi-Perfect Cella's mind: "Kill me"? No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't die to this! He's a middle schooler throwing a tantrum! And I am the perfect being! ...I was. And he took it away. He took it away from me!
Semi-Perfect Cella: so I'll take everything away from you!
She screamed and began to swell up like a balloon.
Frostwing: uh........................ O_O
Frieza: that's a huge bitch!
Goka: wait! I've seen this before. Krillin, if she turns blue...you gotta go sing a song!
Krillin: for the last time, I am not an Oompa Loompa!
Jimmy Firecracker: He.... Hey Larry! Look! It's your mother!
Larry: She's diabetic, dude.
Jimmy Firecracker: yeah! 'Cuz she's fat!
Larry: she lost a foot!
Jimmy Firecracker: and now she's 50 pounds lighter!
Gohan: so what was the plan here? Become so grotesque I wouldn't wanna touch you? Because I'll be honest...it's working.
Semi-Perfect Cella: ohhhh, my dear boy. I think I finally realized what I inherited from you.
Gohan: not my BMI, obviously.
Semi-Perfect Cella: heh heh! No, Gohan...! It was your explosive temper.
Piccolo: oh, no.
Gohan: oh, no!
Semi-Perfect Cella: oh yeeeeeeeah! You see in less than a minute from now, I'm going to burst...and take you, and this whole wretched world with me!
Gohan: so what you're saying is I have less than a minute to kill you.
Semi-Perfect Cella: uh uh uh! Any attack could set me off! A punch, a kick, a wafer-thin mint! So how about you savor the time you have left, before I go pop?! Hope you enjoyed the Cella Games! Bye, everybody! Gooooo f**k yourselves!
Gohan fell to his knees and expelled his aura.
Gohan: I did exactly what my mom and Vegeta do! WHAT IS THIS SHIT, GENETIC?!
He smashed the ground twice with his fists while Cella laughed insanely.
Logan: Frostwing, at this point you need to realize that this psycho bitch isn't for you. You need to find someone better.
Frostwing: is now really the time for that at this point?! >_>
Goka looked to her friends and gave off a smile.:
Goka: well... I guess I should go clean up my mess, huh?
Piccolo: Goka?
Goka placed both of her fingers on her head. Your eyes widened from seeing this.
(Y/N): Goka, w...... what are you doing?
Logan: she's not gonna do what I think she's gonna do is she?
Goka: all of you...take it easy.
Vegeta: wait..... !
Krillin: are you...... ?
(Y/N): Goka, NO!
Goka popped out.
Krillin: GOKAAAAAA!
Goku popped in between Gohan and Cella.
Gohan: huh?!
Semi-Perfect Cella: hurh?!
Goka: hey, son.
Gohan: mom? Wha.... What are you....
Goka: I..... I'm sorry. Fighting is... Well, it makes me happy. And I just thought it would make you happy too. I want you to know, that that year we spent in the Time Chamber...was the best year of my life. Take care of ChiChi.
Gohan: hold on! Are you.... ?!
Goka: I'm proud of you, Gohan. Bye, son.
Goka bursted out with Cella.
Gohan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet).
King Kai was speaking telepathically.
King Kai: Goka... For the sake of your friends, your family, your planet...you gave yourself. I'll see you soon...my friend.
Goka bursts in with Cella.
Goka: hey, King Kai. What should I do with Cella?
King Kai, Gregory, and Bubbles all screamed.
Semi-Perfect Cella: PHT.....!
She screamed before exploding, making King Kai's planet exploded as well to where it could be seen throughout the cosmos. All of the 5 of them were seemingly destroyed in the blast.
(Back to the battlefield).
Tears flowed from Gohan's eyes.
Gohan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
You slammed your fist onto the ground while on your knees.
(Y/N): DAMN IT! I should have done something!
Frieza whispered to herself.
Frieza: I kinda want to be happy that the filthy monkey is dead. But, I guess I can give one small giggle for the moment.
Groudon: (Y/N)......... with the level of power we had, I don't think there was anything we could have......
(Y/N): we could have at least blasted Cella to bits before she could have a chance to regrow her limbs. But no! We sat there as Gohan got cocky and over confident! Now She's gone!
Kyogre: (Y/N)......
(Y/N): the thing I've ever done with her was hitting her!
Logan's mind: to be fair, Goka did deserve the punch for the choice she made earlier.
Frostwing knelled down to you and placed a hand on your shoulder.
Frostwing: I'm so sorry.
Piccolo: is it a bad time to point out Goka just stole that win?
Gohan: stupid, selfish, impulsive HYPOCRITE!
He punched the ground.
Gohan: you had one job: get angry and KILL CELLA!
Krillin walked up to comfort him.
Krillin: hey now, Gohan...
Gohan: but no, you didn't just take a page from Vegeta! You wrote a sequel to her fricking book!
Krillin: Gohan, listen to me.
Gohan: Chapter 1: Kill Your Own Goddamn Mom!
Krillin: GOHAN!
Gohan: WHAT?!
Krillin: Dragon Balls.
You soon widended your eyes again and looked up to them.
Gohan: ...Oh.
Krillin: yeah.
(Y/N): I kinda almost forgot about those things.
Gohan: huh. I mean, I still screwed up, though.
Krillin: and now you're one of us!
He said as he helped Gohan get up on her feet.
Jimmy Firecracker: um... It seems that Cella has...disappeared? Along with the orange hillbilly I...frankly am lost for words.
Larry: either of you want some weed?
Mr. Satan & Jimmy Firecracker: YES!
Krillin: well...
He picked up 18.
Krillin: guess this gives a new meaning to picking up chicks.
Logan: oh boooooo! Bo on you, sir!
Vegeta: what are you doing with that?
Krillin: I'm taking her to a...doctor? Mechanic? Oh, Bulma. I'm taking her to a Bulma.
Vegeta: you put that real doll down this instant.
Krillin: yeah, how about no.
Vegeta: I can rip...you...in...half.
Krillin: I know you can.
Vegeta: ...When did you get the balls?
Krillin: If I said it didn't have anything to do with holding a beautiful woman in my arms, I'd be a liar.
A strong wind started blowing up the area and caused everyone to look behind in shock as a familiar voice was heard singing.
"Perfect" Cella: ♪"P" is for "priceless", the look upon your faces. "E" is for "extinction", all your puny races. "R" for "revolution", which has been televised. "F" is for how "f**ked" you are, now allow me to repriiise♪
Cella fired a death beam that blasted a hole through Trunks.
A/N: I'd make "a hole in your trunks" joke, but, I'm better than that.
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