A/N: The day has come for the Cella Games. And Mr. Satan is the one who steps up against Cella first.

Community Announcer: a challenge from a monster...

The TV cut to a moment to where Cella made her announcement.

Perfect Cella: I'm making an *announcement*!

CA: a promise from a hero...

It then switched to the moment where Mr. Satan made his announcement to Cella.

Mr Satan: I'm gonna squash you... like the bug. You. Are.

CA: In one ring... to decide it all.

Perfect Cella: are you filming up there?

She asked from far away.

CA: join us as it all comes together... AT THE #CELLAGAMES! ONLY ON ZTV! With your boy, Jimmy Firecracker, reporting live on-site, as the mighty Mister Satan, takes on the sinister Cella, in a no-holds-barred fight, for the fate of the world! Will it be humanity's last stand!? Or will the devil get his due!? Find out this Sunday at the Cella Games! Presented by HETAP.

The music that was playing in the background had stopped once he finished.

(Meanwhile, on the Lookout).

You and the others were standing up on the Lookout before Goka suddenly popped in.

GOKU: Hey guys! Ha-ha, y'all ready for the- (looks at their faces of worry) for, for the... tournament. Wow, did someone die? Oh gosh, where's Yamcha?

Krillin: nobody's dead!

Piccolo: Yet.

Logan: though you'd be surprised what could happen to someone like Krillin under days like this.

Krillin: hey! That's....... actually fair.

Goka: then why are you all so glum chums? Come on, today's Fightin' Day!

Krillin: Goka, last time I fought Cella, she basically Tambourine'd me.

Piccolo: and she's gone through two transformations since we fought so...still trying to come to terms on that one, really.

Krillin: long story short: We're basically just going for moral support.

Goka: oh, I know. But I'm just so excited guys! I finally get to *punch her*! Right in her beautiful face!

(Y/N): okay, seriously, why the hell do you keep calling her beautiful?

Goka: because that jawline don't lie, and neither do I. Now let's go, I don't want nobody getting a swing at Cella before me.

Krillin: ah, sure. Like anyone else would be dumb enough to show up...

(At the Cella Games arena).

Two reporters were on a plateau all while Cella was in the middle of the ring.

Jimmy Firecracker: Jimmy Firecracker here, live on the Cella Games, presented by HETAP...because apparently nobody else could take this job, but don't worry about me, because Jimmy Firecrack corn, and he don't give a f**k! He'll take any job, he'll take every job, he'll take *your* job! And speaking of jobs...nobody else is here yet. Will Jimmy Firecracker have to get in that ring!? Does Jimmy Firecracker gotta come down there and *slap* that perfect jawline!?

Mr. Satan pulled up in his car to the arena.

Jimmy Firecracker: It looks like Cella has saved the wrath of Jimmy Firecracker as her first opponent has arrived. I'm receiving words that. This. Is. Him. Folks.

Mr. Satan got out of his car.

Jimmy Firecracker: the man, the legend, the winner, of the 24th Martial Arts Tournament, Mr. Satan!

Perfect Cella: definitely thinking that I maybe shouldn't have made this an open invite.

Jimmy Firecracker: the champ has stepped up into the ring. Better update that TV-PG to TV-MA, cause you're about to see a full-blown massacre!

Mr. Satan told the news reporters to come over.

Jimmy Firecracker: wait, what this? The Champ is calling us down. Come on, Larry! What do I always say?

Jimmy asked as he and Larry ran over to the arena.

Larry: where there's smoke, there's firecracker, Sir!

Jimmy Firecracker: YER. GODDANG. RIGHT!

The two soon arrived next to Mr. Satan.

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan, sir! What do you have to say to your adoring public?

Mr. Satan: first, to all the kids at home.

He said as he put cape over his chest.

Mr. Satan: do *not* recreate the violence you are about to see.

A town full of people, who were watching it all from a large TV were cheering Mr. Satan on.

Mr. Satan: unless you buy the new *MR. SATAN ACTION FIGURE*! ON SALE NOW IN STORES EVERYWHERE!

Jimmy Firecracker: and why, Mr. Satan, have you come here today?

Mr. Satan: well, aside from being sponsored by HETAP, Mr. Satan never backs down from a challenge, not when it comes to evil, vile, wretched, comtemptible, wicked, monstrous, inhuman, dishonorable...

Perfect Cella: oh yeah, making this an open invite was definitely a huge mistake.

She said as she walked over to Mr. Satan.

Mr. Satan: nefarious!

You, Logan, Frostwing, Goka, Gohan, Frieza, Piccolo, Krillin and Trunks were flying toward the Cella Games. As you were, you saw Yamcha and Tenshinhan a few feet ahead.

Gohan: oh, hey! It's Tenshinhan and Yamcha!

Goka stopped.

Goka: hiya guys! How you doin'?

You and the others stopped next to them.

Tien: just heading to the arena. Vegeta passed us earlier; flipped us off. So that was a good way to start the morning.

Yamcha: yeah, but we totally flipped her off back.

Tien: *I* flipped her off back. You just waved and laughed nervously.

Yamcha: look, I don't have your mutually-sustained hate boner for the woman, OK!

Tien: I don't have a *hate* boner for her.

Yamcha: dude, it's a pretty hateful boner.

(Back at The Cella Games).

Mr. Satan was still talking all while the town who was watching it on a big screen was still cheering.

Mr. Satan: ...Painful, Iniquitous, Execrable... Villain. Like. You. Now what do you have to say to *that*!?

Cella stayed silent.

Mr. Satan: oh, what's the matter? Satan got your tongue?

He asked mockingly.

Perfect Cella: are you sure about this?

She asked as she was being very serious with her question.

Mr. Satan: speak up, bug-girl!

He said in another mocking tone.

Perfect Cella: You look like an extra from a budget porno flick. The kind where *everyone* gets tested afterwards, even the cameramen.

Mr. Satan looked at her in utter surprise.

Mr. Satan: oh... um, you're......

Perfect Cella: did they find you in the subway? Were you homeless? Did you get your start in bum fights?

Mr. Satan: this is getting oddly personal...

He said as he was getting very nervous.

Perfect Cella: do you have any actual friends? Any relationships at *all*, that aren't about your money or your position?

Mr. Satan: ...I have a daughter.

Perfect Cella: oh, that poor orphan.

She said in a mocking tone. This started to make Mr. Satan get worried a little.

Mr. Satan: can we...... can we cut to commercial?

Vegeta landed in the ring.

Jimmy Firecracker: a spiky haired woman has just touched down at the arena! Uh-uh, ma'am! Are you looking to take on the terrifying Perfect Cella?

Vegeta: get that mic out of my face, before I give you a colonoscopy with your camera.

Jimmy Firecracker: message received, violent stranger!

He ran behind the cameraman. Cella soon spoke to Vegeta in a mocking tone.

Perfect Cella: answer the question, Princess! Do you plan to take me on? Because I'm ready to throw down when you are, buddy. Come on, let's toss you through a mountain or five for old times sake. The old silent treatment, is it? Don't tell me you came all the way out here, just to stand around and look mean! Oh, I see, you took my advice,

Vegeta soon grunted.

Perfect Cella: you're waiting for.....

Android 16: Goka!

Perfect Cella: hmm?

16 landed.

Perfect Cella: my dear Android 16! How wonderful for you to join us today! Are you here for.....

Android 16: Goka!

Perfect Cella: of course! Your little murder crush.

Jimmy Firecracker: and another mysterious stranger has appeared from thin air! Where do these people keep coming from, and who does their hair!?

Mr. Satan: obviously, they're just hidin' behind rocks, waiting to make their dramatic entrances, and usin' cranes and wires, to make it look like they're flyin'. Similar to the practical efects we used in Skygina II: Mr. Satan vs Dr. Boy-Man, in theatres Friday!

The Town that was watching all cheered again.

Perfect Cella: Will you be participating in the games as well, 16? Or, are you just going to sit on the sidelines like the Princess over here?

Vegeta grunted again.

Android 16: Goka!

Perfect Cella: oK, are you seriously, just gonna say her name, over and over?

Android 16: SHE IS HERE!

You, Logan, Goka, Gohan, Frieza, Piccolo, Trunks, Krillin, Tien, and Yamcha fly toward the ring.

Perfect Cella: hmm?

You all landed in the area near the ring.

Perfect Cella: and our roster is complete. I hope this day finds you well, Son Goka.

Goka: slept a little weird on my arm, but, yeah.

Perfect Cella: I see you brought the whole gang along to witness our battle! Piccolo, Trunks... Tenshinhan.

Tien: Kiko-how you doin'?

He asked in a mocking tone.

Perfect Cella: Perfect. And Yamcha! What a surprise! How's it going man?

Yamcha: oh! Uh, good. I brought towels and water bottles.

Perfect Cella: and like that, you've already contributed more than Vegeta.

Android 16: hello, little duckling.

He said to Krillin.

Krillin: he....hey, 16! Looks like they fixed up your dome real nice, huh buddy?

Android 16: indeed, I am now operating at 100% efficiency. And for some reason register 10 kilograms lighter.

Krillin: good on you, buddy, you look great.

Goka: oh, hi! I'm Son Goka! Who are you?

She asked as she stretched out hand. 16 looked at her and started singing: Foreigner- I Have Waited So Long and doesn't shake her hand.

Goka soon whispered to Krillin.

Goka: this guy's intense.

Mr. Satan: yeah, uh, I get paid for every second I'm on camera, so if we could just.....

Jimmy Firecracker: excuse me, ma'me! Are you or any of your freakish looking friends participating in the tournament today?

Goka: oh, yeah! I'mma go punch that Cella a lot! In fact, if you don't mind, I'mma gun go do that right now!

Mr. Satan: OK, enough!

He pushed Jimmy away.

Jimmy Firecracker: F**k!

Mr. Satan: I am not playing second fiddle, to a bunch of gym rats, with too much time on their hands! *I* am the World Martial Arts Champion! And *I* will be the one to defeat Cella!

Groudon: and I thought the Gym Leaders are usually regarded as cocky.

Goka soon gasped.

Goka: there was a tournament? You won a tournament? I won a tournament! That means he's even stronger than Krillin!

Krillin: wait, hold u..... uh, why me specifically?

Logan: oh like you really need to be asking.

You soon looked behind and noticed that Frostwing wasn't there.

(Y/N): uh.... Logan?

Logan: eh?

(Y/N): where's Frostwing?

Logan: eh.................

He looked and noticed Frostwing was nowhere to be seen.

Logan: the fu......

He then looked to Frieza, who merely replied with a simple shrug.

Logan: um...... I honestly just as lost as you are at the moment.

Logan's mind: did he seriously get nervous about coming? I know it's tough, but as far as I see it, we don't have a choice.

(Y/N): well shit.

Kyogre: of all people, you'd think it would be Krillin who would be the one not bothering to come.

As you and others were talking to each other, Goka responded to Mr. Satan being the one to step up against Cella.

Goka: dangit, and I really wanted a turn! Oh well, I guess we'll just have to let the champ handle it.

Piccolo: are you for real right now?

Goka: yeah, he's the champ! He's got this.

Piccolo: I can't tell if she's serious, and that's very concerning.

Mr. Satan: good! Now that we have rank all sorted out, I think it's about time I teach Cella, where she falls! Specifically at my feet, when *I*, Mr. Satan, end this little freak show, once and for....

Female Announcer: hope y'all ready to get down and dirty with the three hottest stars from the Y Network!

The Female Announcer said as she soon arrived in a helicopter.

Jimmy Firecracker: what's this? New challengers from the bitter rivals of ZTV!

Mr. Satan: like we don't have enough knuckleheads hoggin' ma' spotlight!

Piiza: comin' to you live from the Cell Games Arena. It's Piiza!

Piroshki: Piroshki!

Caroni: and Caroni!

Cella fired a ki blast at the helicopter.

Caroni: and we are...

The Helicopter got blown up, and everybody was surprised from this while Cella smirked.

Jimmy Firecracker: did..... did those people just die?

He asked in absolute shock.

Mr. Satan: pfft, don't be an idiot Jimmy. Obviously, that was just an unmanned remote-control cargo robot with a voice record......

One of the bodies fell in front of him.

Mr. Satan: AND FILLED WITH FAKE CADAVERS FOR ADDED EFFECT! I'll give 'em points for effort though.

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan ain't no one's fool!

Goka: go champ!

Mr. Satan broke a rock with his head.

Krillin: If we're lucky, it'll be that quick with this Satan guy, uh?

Gohan: Krillin, people are dying, and we're just watching.

Krillin: Yep!

Kyogre: you are possibly by far one of the worst human being that I have ever seen. And that's not even an opinion. That's just fact.

Mr. Satan: now, Cella... if that is your real name...

Perfect Cella: It's actually *Perfect* Cella.

Mr. Satan: IT'S ACTUALLY GARBAGE! And Mr. Satan's gonna take out the trash.

Perfect Cella: wait, you were serious!? You're actually gonna fight!? I thought you were just somebody's hype-man.

Mr. Satan: I AM THE HYPE!

Vegeta: KILL HIM!

(Y/N): seriously Vegeta?

Groudon: yeah, put your god complex a backseat for one in a........

Mr. Satan: THE VERY SIGHT OF ME WOULD MAKE EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL OF LEGENDARY POKEMON TO FLEE IN TERROR!

You, Groudon and Kyogre all glared in the direction of Mr. Satan from that sentence.

(Y/N): on second thought..........

Mr. Satan: now, try to get this on camera, Gary!

Larry The Cameraman: La..... Larry!

Mr. Satan: cause I'm gonna end this in a single blow, and it's gonna be: FASTER THAN LIGHT! SATAN PUUUUNCH!

Mr. Satan threw a punch at Cella, who merely blocked it and threw him into a plateau. He then slid down on it. There was nothing but dead silence in both the Cella games and the Town that was watching on the large screen.

Random Guy: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

A/N: who could have seen that coming?