Chapter 51: it's Date
A/N: After Cella had made her announcement of the Cella Games, you and the others decided to either relax or train.
On The Lookout, Piccolo, Tien, Groudon, Kyogre and Mr. Popo were watching the news on TV showing millions of people fleeing from Cella. Sometime before that, you and the other had arrived back at the Lookout given the situation.
News Reporter: over the last thirteen hours, more than two dozen evacuation orders have been issued all over the globe. Thousands upon millions head countryside.... including the endangered saskatoad t-rexes--while others seek shelter. The world has never seen terror as real as it has today.
Piccolo: you're kidding me...!
Tien: yeah, right? Dinosaurs are still a thing. It's odd how we never talk about it. At least not since we drove them out of the cities.
Groudon: you do realize that you have Prehistoric Pokemon walking around said cities and your surprised that there were Dinosaurs still around.
Tien: I've spent my time training, how was supposed to focus on something I find pretty unimportant.
Piccolo: I'm talking about terror! Never seen, my ass! My dad released every murderer out onto the streets, and overthrew the world government!
Tien: oh, right. And the king of the world is a blue cairn terrier.
Piccolo: It's bullshit!
Tien: I think it's pretty progressive.
Vegeta: aw, look at the poor Namekian lost and forgotten to time.
News Reporter: even the attack of the Saiyans five years ago pales in comparison to this overwhelming threat. As if comparing a cataclysm to a rampaging toddler.
Vegeta: bullshit! We turned an entire city into a glass floor!
Frieza: hahahahahahhaha!
Logan: aw, look at the poor Saiyan princess lost to time the moment she even bothered to try. Only to fail and be forgotten so quickly.
Vegeta: watch it, weakly! Unless you wanna go right now! And I think we both know how our last fight went.
Logan: and I really do not think we don't considering we had never fought before at all.
Vegeta: I... Wait, yo..... Really? But then how did you?
Logan: back on Namek, (Y/N) fought you while I was taking care of the pretty boy turned monster.
Vegeta: riiight! Wow! We've never actually fought! That's so weird!
She then looked to Mr. Popo.
Vegeta: isn't that weird, black man?
Mr. Popo: yeah... Almost as weird as what's gonna happen if you call me that again.
Vegeta's mind: what IS he?
Trunks and Tien both gasped while And you stood next to Piccolo, who grunted as you all look at the room toward the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Both Goka and Gohan were heard from inside of it.
Goka: all right now, Gohan. When we get out there, try not to brag.
Gohan: about what?
Goka: that's it, son. And don't let slip just how much stronger we are. Otherwise Vegeta will be all, "Oh, but my pride! Grr, I wish I were a carrot!"
Gohan: that's not inaccurate.
Goka: Piccolo will probably just growl and grumble. Really, it's too bad we're out of Namekians for him to absorb. Then he'd be as strong as Vegeta.
Vegeta growled in anger.
Goka: speaking of, did you know they never fought?
She and Gohan walk out the room, both of them in damaged armor and in their Super Saiyan forms.
Goka: crazy, right?
She saw everyone else out front.
Goka: oh, hey, guys. What'd I miss?
Vegeta: mock my pride...
She said in anger.
Goka: huh, what'd I tell ya? She's like a See 'n Saiyan!
Vegeta: I'MA KILL HER!!!
(Y/N)'s mind: oh good grief.
(Quick Timeskip).
Goka and Gohan were gorging on all the food placed on the floor as Tien, Trunks, Piccolo, and Mr. Popo watched.
Tien: So...
Goka paused eating a bowl of ramen and looked up.
Goka: hmm?
Tien: was there enough food in there?
Goka looked at Gohan with her mouth full.
Goka: hmm...
Frieza: I take that one as a no.
Piccolo: did you get stronger?
Goka: mmhm!
Trunks: stronger than Cella?
Goka looked back to
Goka: hmm...
(Y/N): Goka, we've been over this for the first 50 times. Swallow your damn food!
Goka sucked the rest of her noodles in for five seconds and swallowed.
Goka: I'm not pooping tonight.
Piccolo: ARE YOU STRONGER THAN CELLA?!
Goka: I'ma need my threads first! Yo, Mr. P! Hit me up!
Mr. Popo: Bitch, you're lucky you're endearing.
Goka: hee!
(Inside Capsule Corp).
Bulma was working on 16)
Android 16: another reason I want to kill Son Goka? She is so orange. It's like, "Come on. there are other colors." Am I right?
Bulma: so we'll have to machine the skull ourselves...
She said as she wasn't paying attention to 16.
Android 16: another reason to kill Son Goka, you ask? Her stupid face. Have you seen it?
Bulma: yep.
Android 16: that's a face even a mother could kill.
Bulma: now luckily Dad has enough synthetic skin to patch that area...
Android 16: another reason to kill Son Goka is...
Bulma, tired of hearing 16's reasons of wanting to kill Goka, decided to try and change the subject.
Bulma: hey. So, how 'bout we talk about something else?
Android 16: very well. What is your favorite type of bird?
Bulma: oh, um, penguins.
Android 16: WRONG!
(Back to The Lookout).
Goka now in her trademark orange gi.
Goka: ah, good ol' orange. Really brings out my stupid face.
Mr. Popo: I have them washed for you.
Goka: aw, man. Now they don't have that Goka smell. Hey, Gohan. We'll have ChiChi make you a new gi when we get home. You're probably too big for your old one now.
Gohan soon walked over to Piccolo.
Gohsn: I've got it covered. Uh. Mr. Piccolo. Could you, uh...
Piccolo: what, you want me to make you a gi like your mom's?
Gohan: actually, I was hoping to get one like yours.
Piccolo's eyes widened.
Piccolo: oh.
Nail: (did our heart just skip a beat?)
Kami: (that is precious.)
Piccolo: shut...the f**k up!
He said to them while gritting his teeth before speaking to Gohan.
Piccolo: yeah, sure, I guess. CLOTHES BEAM!
He materialized a new gi for Gohan based on his own attire.
Goka: wow. You know, that works on you. I mean...if you don't like orange.
Piccolo: quick rundown: doors are gonna be a little difficult at first. I suggest a 45-degree angle. Also crowds. But I don't really deal with them.
Trunks: look, I don't mean to be that guy...
Frieza: you've kinda been that throughout this whole ordeal.
Trunks: ...but there's a green cyborg elephant in the room. Goka, are you or are you not stronger than Cella?
Goka: good question. I'll go check!
Trunks: I'm sorry, check wha......
Goka disappeared with a pop sound being heard.
Frieza: I can already tell I'm not going to like this.
(Meanwhile).
Cella was at her Cell Games Arena. The Bio-Android was standing in the middle of the ring and talking with someone on a small earpiece. It was a Hetap manufacturer about sponsors.
Perfect Cella: look, I understand that you sponsor all forms of sporting events, but just so we're clear, you do realize that everyone dies if I win, right?
There was phone chatter from the earpiece in response to that.
Perfect Cella: yes?
There was more phone chatter.
Perfect Cella: yeah, I guess that is a win-win for you, isn't it? Alright then, it's officially the Cella Games, presented by Hetap!
Goka soon appeared out of nowhere.
Goka: I'd kill for a Hetap!
Cella turned her head around and caused her earpiece to fly off as she looked.
Perfect Cella: WHOA! JESUS!
Goka: no, actually. It's Goka.
Perfect Cella: need to put a bell on you.
Goka: huh?
Perfect Cella: nothing! Sorry, I just wasn't expecting you for another week. Must look a mess. I just got done finishing the ring, patching a hole... Speaking of which, what do you think of our glorious battleground?
She asked before giving a chuckle.
Goka: eh, it's alright. Kinda small, innit?
Perfect Cella: I prefer intimate.
Goka: well, I'm not intimidated either.
Perfect Cella: oh, but you should be! Because in it, we shall decide the fate of not only this boring blue ball of dirt and water, but the entire galaxy! So you best bring your A-game, Son Goka. Because the stakes have never been higher.
She chuckled as Goka let out a happy gasp before Cella had to stop her from getting the wrong idea.
Perfect Cella: and before you say it, the prize isn't actually steak.
Goka: I wasn't thinking that.
Perfect Cella: yes, you were.
Goka: then what is the price, you monster?!
Perfect Cella: living! ...Also a lifetime supply of Hetap.
Goka: you know, they say "lifetime", but they never consider the Dragon Balls. Anyway, I just came to measure you up. And I gotta say...nice.
Perfect Cella: baby, you know it.
Goka: I've seen all I need. Now, I'm up to go and have a...high-fiber dinner. See ya in a week!
Perfect Cella: It's a date.
Goka: yeah, I know. That's how days work.
She disappeared with a pop.
Perfect Cella: ...I'm gonna miss him when she's dead.
(Back to You, Logan, Frostwing, Trunks, Piccolo, Mr. Popo, and Gohan on The Lookout)
Gohan: so the Androids took my arm?
Trunks: yeah... You lost it saving my life.
Gohan: well, did it at least look cool?
Trunks: oh man, it was the coolest! You were always the first to jump into battle, and you never back down, and you saved my life so many times!
Gohan: I died, didn't I?
Trunks: ...Brutally.
Logan: me?
Trunks: The Androids abushed you and then the two double teamed you.
(Y/N): wow..... didn't think I would die via ambush.
Logan: I got double teamed. Just great!
Frostwing: hm....... What exactly happened to me?
Trunks: I..... I actually don't know. I haven't seen you since the Androids started attacking, I assumed you died from them. Only problem was that I couldn't find your body.
Frostwing: huh.... odd.
Frostwing's mind: also, it doesn't seem right.
Kyogre: and us?
Trunks: as far as I can tell, you guys were still sleeping at the time.
Groudon: yeah, seems about right.
Kyogre: we do tend to spend at lot of our time sleeping. At least until two groups of jackasses in red or blue clothes try waking us up.
(Y/N): yeah, I remember that.
You remembered all the times you've had to step in the battles that Groudon and Kyoge got into.
(Y/N): good times.
Goka appeared back on the Lookout with a popping sound.
Goka: wow. Okay, yeah. She's pretty strong. Also really Beautiful. Like, why didn't none of you warn me she would be this Beautiful?
Logan: Goka, more important question: is Cella, the person you literally just got back from visiting. Is she stronger than you or not. That's the simple question. Can you answer that one?!
Goka: If she's as strong as she is Beautiful, then whoo-boy! I mean, I'd never cheat on (Y/N), but...
Gohan: mom...
Goka: so Beautiful!
(Y/N): well, this is apparently happening now.
Picclo: well then, if it's all the same to you, I'ma take my turn inside the chamber.
Goka: hey, maybe after you're done, you and 'Geets can finally have a go. Go easy on 'em, best buddy.
She said quietly to Vegeta.
Piccolo: you know, I was stronger than you yesterday.
Goka: yeah, but that was a year ago. We've all grown! Like Gohan! Just look at him! All super and Saiyan...
Trunks: about that... You've been Super Saiyans since you came out. What's up with that?
Gohan: well, after extended exposure and focus, our bodies acclimated to the elevated state. We can sustain it without literally any loss in stamina.
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Goka: yeah-huh. Also, we kinda forgot how to turn it off.
She laughed nervously.
Gohan: truthfully, it's very concerning.
Goka: yeah...for Cella! And, uh, also doors...
Mr. Popo: what did you do?
Goka and Gohan quickly flew off The Lookout.
Goka: see you at the Cella Games, presented by Hetap!
(Y/N):............... I didn't think there would even be a company that would present something like that.
Frostwing: you'd be surprised how desperate companies tend to be.
Vegeta's mind: that hollow-skulled bitch! Now I'm angry and thirsty!
Vegeta: Boy!
Trunks: huh?
Vegeta: we're going back to the chamber and fixing this immediately!
Trunks: yeah, The two Legendary Pokemon just went in.
The door to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber slammed shut.
Vegera: What?
(Y/N): yeah, I decided to let them go first and Me and Frieza could just go last.
Vegeta: then what the hell am I suppose to do for 24 hours? Hang out with you three idiots?
She said as she soon looked to Trunks, Piccolo and Tien, who were now gone.
Vegeta: oh god, does that mean I have to spend time with you and......
She soon looked and saw that You, Logan, Frostwing and Frieza were gone as well
Vegeta: fine, your literal humanity disgusts me, anyway.
She then looked to Mr. Popo, who was there.
Vegeta: guess it's just you and me now, black man.
Mr. Popo stared at Vegeta, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
(Meanwhile).
Korin was inside his tower as he saw Vegeta whooshing down. Mr. Popo obviously threw her off.
Vegeta: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....!
Yajirobe: see? I told you it would happen.
Korin: 'Twas never a matter of "if"...
He took a sip form his cup as the tower vibrated due to Vegeta hitting the ground off.
Korin: only "when".
(Meanwhile).
You, Logan, Frostwing and Frieza were all flying.
Logan: so then, what exactly are we gonna do for 10 days before we face Cella?
(Y/N): well, me and Frieza are at least going to relax for a little bit, at least until we're finally able to head into the Time Chamber.
Frostwing: sounds about good. Hey Logan, how about you and me just do some normal training until our turn comes?
Logan: eh, sounds like an idea.
Frostwing: I'll meet you at the flat plain, I just have to go someone really fast.
Logan: uh.... Where.....
Frostwing soon flew off very fast before Logan could finish his question.
Logan:..........
(Y/N): well, I guess I'll see ya both later then.
You and Frieza flew off into another direction as Logan did the same. While Logan landed near flat plain, You and Frieza landed near a Grassland.
Frieza: so mind telling me exactly you want to lay down at some Grassland for a while instead of just doing training like those other two idiots?
You let out a sigh before speaking.
(Y/N): honestly, after that whole fall out I had with Vegeta, I really just want to relax for a while.
Frieza: hm.
(Y/N): It's stressful enough that the woman acts like a bitch to our son for how he is given the type of reality he was force to live in. But that fact that she's willing to bargain everyone's lives for her pride is one of the most stressful stuff for me to ever deal with.
Frieza soon gave out an annoyed sigh.
Frieza: then let me help in fixing that stress then.
She said before she moved above your body and then went down.
(Y/N): wait, what are you......
You soon realize what it was she was doing.
(Y/N): oh....... O///O
(Meanwhile, back inside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber).
Groudon and Kyogre were getting a good look at the place that they were going to be training in.
Groudon: huh, so this is the place we'll be training in huh?
Kyogre: It reminds me of the Distortion World, but not nearly as impressive looking.
Groudon: well, let's walk out there and get started, best keep away from that building so we don't accidently break it. We got two days before we have to leave, so let's make it worth it.
The two walked out of the building and once they seemed to have gotten far enough, they turned to their legendary forms.
(kyogre in this has that weird thing where he floats in mid-air like in Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon fighting games going onward).
Kyogre: you sure we're far enough from the building?
Groudon looked and saw that he and Kyogre were only 40 feet away from the building.
Groudon: I think we're good.
Kyogre: okay, let's get started. And since we're not on any land or sea on earth, we can go out a lot more.
Groudon: sounds good to me.
He said as he cracked his knuckles.
A/N: if they're lucky, they'll only end up accidently break a part of the building rather than all of it.
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