A/N: After getting their asses kicked the androids, the Z Fighters find that they are out matched by them. However, Piccolo soon learns from Kami that there could be worse out there.

Vegeta was still screaming over her broken arm.

Krillin: holy crap! Okay, things are looking a bit dicey, but....

Trunks: MOTHER!

He transformed into Super Saiyan and rushed to help Vegeta.

Krillin: Okay! Okay, Trunks can handle this. I mean, that sword cut Cooler in ha....

Trunks swung his sword at Android 18, where it shattered upon contact with her arm.

Frieza: HA!

Krillin: oh, no...

Android 17: hey, Bright Eyes!

Trunks turned his head and received a blow from Android 17 knocking him down to the ground.

Krillin: okay, we need a plan. We need to....

Piccolo and Tien rush ahead to help Vegeta and Trunks.

Krillin: Run away! Oh, my God!

Piccolo prepared to attack 17.

Android 17: what did I tell them?

Android 17 kicked Piccolo away and dodged a punch from Tien before putting him in a headlock.

Android 17: so, if you can explain to me in one sentence why you thought this was a good idea, I might just let you go.

Tien only makesp a choking sound) Yeah, see, I don't get it either.

Vegeta: if you think breaking my arm is enough to defeat me, android, I'll show you how wrong you can...

She prepared to rush towards Android 17, but Android 18 grabbed his leg.

Vegeta: damn it, Bitch! Would you let me finish a goddamn sen....

Trunks rushed towards Android 18, who simply threw Vegeta at Trunks, knocking both of them to the ground and causing Trunks to revert to his normal form.

Krillin: see? This shit right here, this is why we don't group up. I'm just gonna do what we usually do and wait for Goka.

Android 16 turned to look at Krillin.

Krillin: aah! Uh... uh... quack?

Android 16 eyes turned red and started scanning Krillin. The results showed "Subject: Krillin, Status: Goka... NEGATIVE, Bird... DUCK?" 16 soon smiled at Krillin.

Android 16: hmm.

A bird landed on his hand.

Android 16: hello, bird. What is your name?

The bird tweeted.

Android 16: Toriyama?

The bird tweeted again.

Android 16: I would love to see your dinosaur.

The bird tweeted once more.

Android 16: It does WHAT?

Piccolo was on the ground regaining consciousness.

Nail: (hey, uh, you okay down there?)

Piccolo ugh... Yeah, what did I miss?

Nail: (well, both the Saiyans are down, one of the bald guys is getting choked out, the other one is quacking and the two guys and the dragon are just sitting there for some reason)

Krillin: quack!

Piccolo: all right, I've got this.

Nail: (whoo, no, you don't.)

Piccolo: you wanna bet?

Nail: (not really...)

Piccolo attacked Android 17, but 17 dodged the attack and delivered a heavy blow to Piccolo in the stomach, sending him flying back down to the ground.

Nail: (all right, so what do I win?)

Piccolo didn't respond.

Nail: (hello?)

Android 17: so, what did you all learn?

She was soon hit from behind from Logan.

Logan: that we would see, bitch.

Android 17 turned around and turned towards Logan.

Android 17: you must think you got so balls trying to get me from behind.

Logan: bigger than any kind you'll ever have.

Android 17: then come back it up then.

Logan and 17 charged each other. As that happened, You, Frostwing ad Frieza were still on the road with Krillin, still watching it all go one.

Vegeta quickly got up and fired an energy blast at Android 18.

Vegeta: ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!

Android 18 avoided the attack and knocks her back on the ground.

Vegeta: uhh... Why do I yell things?

Frostwing: don't you think we should help. I heard you went ape shit once after Vegeta got her ass kicked and killed.

(Y/N): naturally, I would. But, considering the attitude and cruel nature she's been showing towards our Son, I consider this karma.

Android 18: hey... So, who's got two broken arms and is a total bitch?

Vegeta: you stupid bint. You only broke one of my....

18 stepped on her good arm, breaking it and causing her to squeal in pain.

Android 18: this bitch...

Vegeta continued squealing and reverted to her normal form.

Android 17: huh, that's cool. She can turn off the blonde.

She said while blocking a punch from Logan.

Android 18: yeah, and unlike you, she doesn't need a bottle.

Android 17: you're just mad 'cause I wore it better.

Android 18: If by "wore it better," you mean people kept mistaking you for me...

Android 17: I'm sorry, does that make me girlish or you mannish?

Android 18: that's hilarious. You talk like she fights.

Logan: this conversation would make a little more sense if one of you was a boy.

Krillin: um...

Androids 17 and 18 lock their eyes on him. Logan was just looking at Krillin because he's annoyed by him.

Krillin's mind: why do I do things?

Frieza: you fucking bold idiot.

Both Androids flew up and land near him.

Logan: bitch, come back here!

Krillin: okay, now listen. I believe that if we were to come to blows, I would, uh, come up short... No pun intended.

Android 18: heh, he's funny.

Android 17: roll it back, pint-size, we're not gonna fight you. You're about as threatening as a cocker spaniel.

Krillin: you bring up a fantastic point. So I shall continue to stand here and do nothing.

Android 18: sounds good. We're gonna go kill Goka.

Krillin started stammering.

Krillin: damn it, you can't kill Goka!

He ran up to the three Androids.

Frieza: oh look, the bald ones trying to be brave.

Android 17: yeah, pretty sure we can.

Krillin: okay, but you shouldn't!

Android 16: he makes a fair point. But I insist we still kill Son Goka... On the grounds that I want to.

Android 17: well, you heard the man-droid; hands are tied.

Krillin: If...that's your answer, then I will...be forced to stop you!

Android 18 laughed.

Android 18: That's cute.

She kissed Krillin on the cheek.

Frieza: the fuck?

Android 18: you're cute. Have fun living to not fight another day.

Android 17: The hell was that? You got a thing for dwarves now?

Android 18: what if I do? Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway.

The Androids flew off while still talking.

Android 17: Look, if this is about pissing off Mom and Dad, you could just date a black guy.

Android 18: oh, my God.

Android 17: oh, right..... they're dead.

Android 18: oh, my God.

Logan tried to chase after them, however, You and Frostwing soon stopped him.

Logan: ?!

Frostwing: as much as important as it is to chase after Androids who've proven to be an even bigger threat than Frieza....

Frieza: HEY!

Frostwing: we should probably assist with the others. They just got the shit beaten out of them.

Logan: we can get back to them quickly if we go after the Androids now.

(Y/N): do you seriously want us to leave someone like Krillin with the others?

Logan:........................................... fair enough.

Krillin: wow...

Krillin's mind: oh, man, I gotta tell everybody! But first, Dr. Senzu Bean.

You and the others flew back down to Krillin as he reached inside a bag and takes out a few Senzu Beans.

Krillin: huh? The hell happened? I had like fifteen of these. Eh, should be enough... Man, they are not gonna believe this!

(Timeskip).

Everyone was soon back on their feet.

Tien: I don't believe you.

Trunks: I can't believe you.

Piccolo: I don't care.

Krillin: dang it. What about you, Vegeta?

Vegeta screamed and flew off.

Krillin: see? She believes me... And she's jealous.

Trunks: damn it, not again!

He prepared to fly after Vegeta.

Piccolo: Trunks.

Trunks: huh?

Piccolo: just give it up.

(Y/N): yeah, if there's one thing I've learned from being with Vegeta, she is far too stubborn to listen.

Trunks: argh.

He dissipated his energy.

Trunks: Bulma said that she was stubborn, but this is just asinine.

Piccolo: yeah, but at least she's not trying to kill us all again.

Trunks: she tried to what?!

Krillin: Jesus, future Bulma, what the shit?

Tien: not to belabor a point, but we just got crushed... they were way stronger than any of us could have prepared for.

Frieza: because you're all f**king weaklings.

Piccolo: says the one who was standing on the sidelines not doing jack shit. So called, Empress of The Universe.

Frieza got annoyed.

Frieza: be lucky the dragon is here or you'd all be dead.

Piccolo: keep saying that.

Trunks: anyway, somehow, they're even stronger than in my time.

Piccolo: what?

Tien: are you kidding?

Krillin: Jesus, future Trunks, what the shit?

Piccolo: fantastic. So even with two Super Saiyans...

Tien: we're all just the north side of useless.

Krillin: well, if Super Saiyans won't cut it, then maybe what we need is a Super Namekian? Eh?

Piccolo said nothing and glared at Krillin.

Krillin: too bad those don't exist, eh? Hey, Piccolo?

Piccolo continued to glare at Krillin.

Krillin: right? Super Namekian?

Piccolo: oh, my other me, shut up!

He fired an energy blast at Krillin, You, Logan, Frostwing, Frieza, Tien and Trunks, who all jumped out of the way, and then flew up into the air.

Piccolo: you can all kiss the greenest part of my ass!

He soon flew off.

Tien: there are greener parts of his ass?

Trunks: wait, where is he going?

Krillin: eh, looks like he's flying out to Kami's. Or whatever else is in that direction; could be a lot of things.

Trunks wait, so I'm confused... Is it Kame House or Kami House?

Krillin: no, no, no, listen. Kame house is the place with the turtle...

Meanwhile, Piccolo was still flying in the sky.

Nail: (so, uh, gonna tell me what that was all about?)

Piccolo: look, just... You might be getting a new roommate.

Nail: (do I have to move the pool table?)

Piccolo: when did you get a... I almost fell for that.

Billiard balls clacking together could be heard.

Nail: (fell for what?)

Piccolo: hrm...

Meanwhile, at Bulma's house. where Mrs. Briefs was humming and reading a book.

Mrs. Briefs: huh?

She saw Bulma with baby Trunks, Yajirobe, and Gohan flying in.

Bulma: hi, Mom!

Mrs. Briefs: oh, Bulma! If it isn't my beautiful daughter and my even more beautiful grandson! Oh, and Gohan! Long time, no see!

Gohan was being bashful.

Mrs. Briefs: And...

She paused on Yajirobe.

Mrs. Briefs: um... I'm not sure I'm familiar.

Yajirobe: I am Yajirobe and I am here for your pantry.

Mrs. Briefs: I see. Honey, we have a food stamper!

Dr. Briefs: tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes!

He said from inside the house.

Yajirobe: challenge accepted.

Mrs. Briefs: so Gohan, would you like to come in for some cake and tea? And those little hard candies no one ever actually eats?

Gohan: no, I kind of have to go make sure my mom's not dead.

Mrs. Briefs: okay. Well, you have fun.

Gohan flew off.

Bulma: hey, Mom... Why do you never seem to age?

Mrs. Briefs laughed.

Mrs. Briefs: oh, your father won't let me...

Back with Piccolo, who was flying up Korin's Tower.

Korin: hey, Piccolo, have you seen Yajirobe? Has he called or texted...

Piccolo juar flew past him.

Korin: aw, damn it...

Piccolo arrived at Kami's Lookout, reequipped his weighted clothing, and stood in front a shocked Mr. Popo.

Piccolo: hey, Mr. Popo.

Mr. Popo: HELLO, YOUNG KAMI!

Kami appeared behind Mr. Popo.

Kami: ah, hello, Piccolo. Good to see you again.

Piccolo: cut the crap, Kami! you know what I'm here for.

Kami: well, that didn't last long.

Mr. Popo: all these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

He continued repeating this phrase during Piccolo and Kami's dialogue.

Piccolo: okay, what's up with him?

Kami: don't mind him; he just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.

Piccolo: a gallon?

Kami: a literal gallon... Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from... He never leaves the.....

Mr. Popo: KAMI? I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT IF I WANT TO!

Kami: Mr. Popo, you may leave the lookout if you....

Mr. Popo: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

After a short pause, he continued repeating the phrase again.

Mr. Popo: all these squares make a circle.

Kami: quite. As you were saying?

Piccolo: I'm here for your body.

Nail scoffed at that.

Nail: (could at least take him out to dinner first.)

Piccolo's mind: first, we don't eat. Second, shut up.

Kami: and what makes you think that I'm just going to give it up that easy?

Piccolo: because if you were half the guardian of this dirtball that you should be, then you'd know that we don't have any time to waste!

Mr. Popo's chant could no longer be heard.

Kami: It is true... A great evil has risen. Unlike anything this planet has ever seen before.

Piccolo: then you know what I'm talking about! You know exactly how dangerous these Androids are!

Nail: (am I the only one who just noticed a huge tone shift here?)

Kami: The Androids are a threat, yes... But they are paltry to what I fear comes next.

Meanwhile, deep within a hidden laboratory, there was a small fetus floating inside a tank.

Mr. Popo: well, that's f**king ominous!

At Korin's Tower, a phone ring went off before Korin answered.

Korin: hello?

Yajirobe: hey, Korin.

Korin: oh, my God, where are you? Where have you been? Why haven't you called?

Yajirobe: I'm at Bulma's place, and I haven't called because my cell phone has been destroyed.

Korin: What happened to your cell phone?

Yajirobe: It was blown up with the car.

Korin: what happened to the Pussy Wagon!?

Yajirobe: It was blown up!

Korin: by who!?

Yajirobe: by Dr. Gero!

Korin: who the hell is Dr. Gero!?

Yajirobe: I don't know! Some scientist?

Korin: well, did you get his information?

Yajirobe: well, he didn't exactly hit me with a car, okay?

Korin: Jesus Christ...! Look, all right, just come home.

Yajirobe: you're mad.

Korin: I'm not mad, I'm just concerned. Now, come home.

Yajirobe: yeah, I need you to pick me up.

Korin: "sigh" I'll see what I can do.

Yajirobe: I love you.

Korin: I love you, too.

A/N: I'm going to be making sure I get more chapters of these coming more sooner.