A/N: as You and Logan take on Shadow Mewtwo, The others were occupied with Dr. Gero.

Vegeta caught a Senzu Bean and started eating it.

Vegeta: when a goddamn Super Saiyan asks you for a senzu bean, bald man, you say "how many"?

She swallowed the Senzu Bean and transformed back up into a Super Saiyan.

Vegeta: ah, that's better. Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining, golden god such as myself! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go kill the other android! You peons may stay here and erect a statue in my honor.

She soon flew off.

Krillin: so... Vegeta's a Super Saiyan.

Tien: yeah, whatever. Did you catch the name of her attack, though?

Piccolo: I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"?

Nail: (uh, I don't know. This coming from Mr. "Special Beam Cannon"?)

Piccolo's mind: hey, why don't you try coming up with a better name for an attack?

Nail: (how about... "Devil Drill Beam"?)

Piccolo's mind: what about "Spiral Death Beam"?

Nail: ("Doom Laser"!)

Piccolo's mind: "Rail Beam"!

Nail: ("Nail Gun"?)

Piccolo: Shit, that's good.

Frieza away standing over in her spot as she looked in annoyance and anger as there was yet another super saiyan.

Frieza's mind: this is nonsense! How the hell did someone like Vegeta of all people managed to gain this much power?!

She soon snapped out of her anger for a moment and noticed that You and Logan were gone. With Frostwing being the only one standing close to her.

Frieza's mind: he flies off with the other idiot and leaves me with this softy? Hmph. I can leave this planet for now and find a way to get in contact with rest of my forces and wait until I'll get my chance back at these saiyans. Give or take if these Android fools don't dispose of them already.

She was about to sneak off and take her leave, but Frostwing saw this and grabbed her tail, making her look to him.

Frostwing: ah, ah, ah. (Y/N) left me behind to keep an eye on you. And, I intend to do just that.

Frieza: that fact that he left me behind with someone like you to watch me shows how idiotic and foolish he is.

She said as she tried to leave again, only for Frostwing to tighten his grip on her tail.

Frieza: ah! You little.....!

He soon spoke in a much more intimidating tone.

Frostwing: let me make something very clear to you. I may act like I'm a kind and chill type of individual. But, push my buttons enough and I can show you that I'm as much as a hard ass than any other person here.

Frieza: O_O

Frostwing: now then? Do I make myself perfectly clear? Or do I need to give a demonstration?

She soon growled in defeated and looked away from him.

Frieza: I understand.

Frostwing: good. Nice to see you listen. ^^

He said in his more calmer voice.

(Meanwhile).

You and Logan looked in surprise as they watched as Mewtwo was there before them. However, he seemed much different from usual appearances. This time around, he seemed to have more darker skin with the tip of his tail was glowing orange. Most noticeable new addition was the glowing orange crystal thing on one of his shoulders.

(Y/N): Mewtwo?

Logan: he looks a lot different from what I remember depictions of him being. The hell happened to him?

Towa: so glad you could ask. I managed to get my hands on this powerful Pokemon. And, thanks to The energy of the Shadow Synergy Stone, he's now under my own control. I call him Shadow Mewtwo.

Logan: damn you!

Towa merely replied with a cackle.

(Y/N): you're using him like he was some sort of tool?!

Towa: see it as my own little version of Pokemon training.

(Y/N): by making the Pokemon into your slave rather than forming a bond with the Pokemon. Like what real trainers do?!

(Except for the ones who acted like dicks to their Pokemon).

Towa: not too much into forming bonds. Control is a far better tactic.

You growled and fired a Hyper Beam, only for Mewtwo to use his powers to deflect it.

(Y/N): Mewtwo, snap out of this, you of all people refuse to be used as a weapon.

Mewtwo didn't reply as he floated there and glared at you with his purple eyes.

Towa: Mewtwo follows my own orders. Shadow Mewtwo...

He looked behind him to her.

Towa: shows these two an example of your new power.

Shadow Mewtwo: yes, my master.

He soon looked back to You and Logan and started to approach as a dark aura pulsed through his body.

Logan: I don't think we have much of a choice. If we're gonna bring him back to his senses, we're gonna have to fight him.

(Y/N): seems so. Easier said than done though. Mewtwo is one of the strongest Legendary Pokemon around. Him being boosted by some dark energy certainly doesn't help in our case.

You and Logan got ready for one hell of a fight a head of you.

(Meanwhile).

Vegeta was flying after Dr. Gero.

Vegeta's mind: so, just because he's a machine I can't feel his energy? That doesn't make any sense! Energy sensing's bullshit.

(Then again, almost every dragon ball fan ever thinks something in the series nowadays is bullshit).

She landed on a rock.

Vegeta: hey, why you hidin'? You scared 'cause I blew up your friend? I'd call it your sex-bot, but as you're currently demonstrating, you don't have any balls!

Dr. Gero was hiding nearby behind a rock.

Dr. Gero: Yes, she's desperate to find me. I'll just have to wait her out...

Vegeta: aw, man... sure do feel winded after blowing up your robo-sexual life partner! Sure would suck if you jumped me and took my energy! Oh, no! Some dust in my eyes! This is the worst!

Nothing happened.

Vegeta: GET THE F**CK OUT HERE!

She prepared an energy blast.

Krillin: hey, Vegeta! We finally caught up an....

He saw Vegeta charging the blast.

Krillin: oh, God, no!

Vegeta fired the blast at the cliffs, causing Dr. Gero to jump out of his hiding place and absorb the blast.

Dr. Gero: and now your energy is mine!

Vegeta: but that's exactly what I was planning on. I knew you couldn't resist jumping out to suckle on my Super Saiyan teat! And now you're mine! All mine, you old le....

Dr. Gero retreated by bouncing off some cliffs, making a spring noise from Sonic the Hedgehog.

Vegeta: hey! Get back here, I wasn't done!

She bounced off after Dr. Gero, making the same spring noise, and landed on another rock.

Vegeta: this tactical shit's getting really old! Now you get out here and fight me blindly like a man! Or a man-droid...

Dr. Gero was standing upside down from a cliff.

Dr. Gero's mind: yes, you may be a Super Saiyan, Vegeta, but you're still just an arrogant little brat, aren't you?

Vegeta: olly olly oxen bitch!

Dr. Gero landed on the ground while still thinking.

Dr. Gero's mind: well, while you continue to prattle on, I shall make my escape and.....

He saw Gohan on top of a cliff.

Dr. Gero's mind: oh, they followed me... No matter, I'll just head the other way and...

He saw Tien searching in that area.

Dr. Gero's mind: okay, fine. I'll just maneuver back where I came fro...

He then saw Krillin in another area.

Dr. Gero's mind: WHY THE HELL IS HE EVEN HERE!? Then again...

He finally noticed Piccolo in the sky.

Dr. Gero's mind: at my age, I could use more greens in my diet.

Piccolo's mind: all right, what about "Regicide Blaster"?

Nail: ("Doomsday Crush"!)

Piccolo's mind: "Anarchy Barrage"!

Nail: ("Taco Tuesday"!)

Piccolo's mind: "Hellzone Grenade"!

Nail: (ehhh...)

Piccolo: Screw you, I'm keeping that one.

Dr. Gero caught Piccolo off-guard and grabbed him from behind.

Dr. Gero: hello there!

Naul: (I'm... gonna leave you two alone for now.)

Piccolo let out a muffled yell for Nail.

Piccolo: NAIL!

Dr. Gero: shhhhhh... Oh, don't struggle. Just lie back and think of... Namek.

Piccolo's mind: damn it! I have to contact Gohan...! Gohan, do you hear me?!

He tried to reach out to Gohan telepathically and instead got Vegeta.

Vegeta's mind: oh, God, this feels amazing. First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is step in front of a full-length mirror, strip down, turn Super Saiyan, and...

Piccolo's mind: ugh! Gohan, Gohan, Gohan!

He tried again, but got Tien.

Tien's mind: cat loves food, y...... yeah, yeah, yeah. Cat loves...

Piccolo: uh...

He said telepathically before Tien yelled out loud.

Tien: you heard... nothing.

Piccolo's mind: come on, come on! Gohan, damn it!

Piccolo soon found himself hearing the thoughts of a random female Lucario from a random area.

Lucario's mind: Aura. Aura. Aura. Aura. Aura.

Piccolo's mind: wait, that voice kinda sounded like goka's a little..... Never mind! Gohan, this old man's got me from behind, you have to......

George Takei replied telepathically.

George Takei: oh my...

King Kai replied from to this telepathically.

King Kai: seriously, how do people keep getting on this line?

Piccolo screamed in a muffled rage as he was losing his strength while Dr. Gero laughed evilly when Gohan suddenly attacked the android from behind, making him release Piccolo, and got sent flying into the ground. All as his big hat fell off into a crevice.

Dr. Gero: no! My head cylinder!

Piccolo was catching his breath.

Piccolo: Gohan... How did you...?

Gohan: You two were hanging in the middle of the air. How could I not see you?

Piccolo: don't you... sass me...

Dr. Gero: huh?

Vegeta: well, look who finally installed a pair!

Vegeta, Frostwing, Frieza, Krillin, Tien arrived at the area and surround the android.

Dr. Gero: well, uh, this is a little awkward. Maybe we could have a little dialogue and work this out.....

Vegeta: no.

Dr. Gero: okay. Then how about I fight the bald one first?

He looked at Tien.

Tien: anytime, old man.

ANDROID 20: No! That one!

Frieza: I know well that you're not talking about me, you walking bag of rust. I will have your own arms down your throat under a second.

Dr. Gero: no, that small one!

He yelled while pointing to Krillin.

Krillin: yeah, I'ma opt out.

Piccolo: how about this one?

Dr. Gero: oh, please... As if you're in any condition to fight me...!

Piccolo: Krillin, Senzu Bean.

Krillin: Senzu Bean?

Piccolo: Senzu Bean.

Krillin: Senzu Bean!

He threw Piccolo a Senzu Bean. Piccolo caught the Senzu Bean and ate it down before descending and removing his weighted clothing.

Piccolo: call me the can opener, 'cause I'm about to bust open your metal ass.

Vegeta: yeah... how 'bout you just leave the one-liners to me? Besides, the old man is mine, Namekian.

Piccolo: I just figured you wouldn't want to sully your Super Saiyan hands on such a weak opponent.

Vegeta: You know, the funny thing is, I know you're playin' me, but you're right. He's all yours.

Dr. Gero: ah, yes, pit me against your little green man. I've already consumed enough energy from him to munch him twice...

Piccolo rushed forward and kneed him in the face.

Dr. Gero: ahhh!

He got knocked past Vegeta into a pleateau.

Vegeta: hah!

(Meanwhile)

Back with You and Logan were blasted back a few feet from Shadow Mewtwo's 3 powered up Shadow Ball he summoned at once.

Logan: okay, yeah, this could actually be a lot harder than it seems.

(Y/N): yeah, no kidding. This is exactly what I was worried about.

Logan: guess it can't stop us from trying though.

Logan fired a stream of fire at Shadow Mewtwo, only for him to make another force field to have the stream bounce off of it.

(Y/N): let's try more weather based attacks.

You unleashed twister from your tail towards Shadow Mewtwo. However, Shadow Mewtwo to lift his first towards it, fire a tornado from it and overpowered yours.

(No joke either, that's one of his homing attacks in pokken).

Logan: I don't remember Mewtwo ever knowing how to use Twister.

(Y/N): because he never had that move before. This crystal thing is giving him abilities and moves he never possessed before while also increasing his previous existing ones by more than 10 times if not more than before.

Towa let out a cackle as she watched the battle go on.

Mira: he's not even using that much to his power.

Towa: indeed. I may have just outdone myself this time.

You and Logan both charged up your attacks and fired them at once at Shadow Mewtwo, who simply dodged and unleashed a flurry of kicks on Logan and swung his tail against Your face.

Logan: so of a....

He fired a blast of ice at Shadow Mewtwo's hand, trapping it in a block of ice before slamming his fist in the Shadow Pokemon's face. However, the punch didn't seem to do much as Shadow Mewtwo just looked at him before freeing his hand from the ice by summoning a blade from his hand made of energy that made it shatter.

Logan: oh that is bullshit.

Shadow Metwo: begone from my sight.

He said as he raised his hand to him and used his power to push Logan down towards the ground. You tried to get him from behind as you attempted to use iron tail on the crystal that was on Shadow Mewtwo's shoulder. However, the Shadow-Phychic Pokemon grabbed Your tail and tossed You away towards Logan, who You crashed into as You slammed into the ground.

(Y/N): damn, this is definitely a lot harder.

Logan: god, this I fucking why I hate it when Towa takes someone and turns them into an evil OP tool!

Just as Shadow Mewtwo was ready to deliver another attack, Towa then spoke up again.

Towa: that'll do for now, Shadow Mewtwo. I think you've given a good desmistration of your power. Let's head back for now.

Shadow Mewtwo: yes, my master.

He soon flew up towards Towa and Mira and right before they disappeared, Shadow Mewtwo gave one final glance at You.

(Y/N):.......

Logan: well........ shit just hit the fan in more ways than one.........

(Y/N): yeah. If she's able to control Mewtwo, that's the result of a disaster waiting to happen.

You two both got to and brushed yourselves off.

Logan: we'll find a way to deal with that later. For now, let's head back to the others.

You both took off to rejoin the rest of the group.

(Meanwhile).

Back at the Battlefield, Trunks, who had come back from the future again, was looking down at Android 19's head. Which he mistake for someone else's.

Trunks: oh, my God, Chiaotzu's dead! And he really let himself go... And he's an android... That's not Chiaotzu.

He soon realized what it must have meant and gasped.

Trunks: oh, crapbaskets.

Elsewhere inside of a plane, Bulma, Yajirobe and baby Trunks were flying towards the ongoing battle between Dr. Gero and the others.

Yajirobe: there's a long list of bad ideas, and this one is at the top. You know that, right?

Bulma: I absolutely refuse to sit around and not be part of the action anymore. Do you know I never even saw Frieza? Not once until she came to earth with Goka and (Y/N)?

Yajirobe: I'm pretty sure no one ever complained about not meeting Hitler. I mean, some people do, but they're weird.

Bulma: this isn't up for debate!

Yajirobe: you do know your kid is in the plane, right?

Bulma: oh, he doesn't know what's going on.

Yajirobe: yeah, I don't think that's the point! Also, he keeps trying to feed off me.

Bulma: don't worry, he'll give it up when he realizes it's a dry well.

Yajirobe: yeah, about that... Have you ever seen what an all-Senzu Bean diet does to a man?

Bulma: what?

Yajirobe: Korin likes it.

Back to the current battlefield, Dr. Gero charged at Piccolo only to get knocked into another pleateau before quickly emerging from the rubble of it.

Dr. Gero: okay, first: WHAT?! Second: THE FUCK?!

Piccolo: you know, I did spend three years training with Goka.

Dr. Gero: oh, so what? Are you a Super Saiyan now, too?

Piccolo: well... more of a Super Namekian, I guess.

Dr. Gero: wait, I thought you were a demon.

Piccolo: nope. Slug man.

Dr. Gero: wow. That's... significantly more mundane.

Piccolo: ugh, I know! By the way, what's that brain case made out of?

Dr. Gero: oh, well, it's a poly-carbonate, thermo-plastic, laminated....

Piccolo rushed forward and elbowed him into the mountains below.

Dr. Gero: AGHHH!

Vegeta: anyone else feel like we over-trained for this?

Krillin: tell me about it.

Vegeta: no, shut up!

Dr. Gero zoomed up through the dust and charged at Piccolo with an outstretched hand in an attempt to absorb his energy again, which gets obscured by more dust.

Gohan: MR. PICCOLOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooh, never mind.

Dr. Gero's hand was slashed off by a Death Saucer from Frieza just when Piccolo attempted to actually grab Dr. Gero's hand.

Krillin: did Frieza just save Piccolo?

Dr. Gero: you cum stain colored lizard son of a bitch! It's going to take me at least two hours to program a new hand! No, wait, I'm right handed... Three hours! You miserable reprobates! What have I ever done to you?

Frieza: that was for putting me in the same category with the two bald idiots.

Dr. Gero: damn it!

Piccolo: you know, I never understood why you would even bother installing pain receptors. Kind of comes off as an intentional design flaw, if you ask me.

Dr. Gero: don't you criticize my methods like you understand the neurosystem! Pain is imperative to recognize when you are in peril, to get the human mind context!

Piccolo: So contextually speaking... how f**ked are you?

Trunks soon arrived on the scene.

Trunks: I'm sorry I'm late! The time machine's a little imprecise in terms of hours and....

He looked at Dr. Gero.

Trunks: what the hell is that thing?!

You and Logan soon arrived to see the current situation.

Logan: well, we made it back and it seems the clown it's here anymore which would suggest that your wife managed to do the job and not fuck it up from dicking around.

Vegeta: I heard that, you little shit!

Piccolo: Trunks, what are you doing here?

Vegeta: ha! That's a girl's name.

(Y/N): Vegeta, that's the name of our child!

Vegeta: what, are you trying to imply that this wannabe Super Saiyan from the future is my soooooooooo...

She continued doing that as the others talked.

Frieza: looks like the princess of one full blooded and two half breed saiyans is broken again.

Trunks: well, guess that cat's out of the bag... But seriously, what it that?

Piccolo: that's the android.

Trunks: no, it's not.

Piccolo: yes, it is.

Trunks: no, it's not!

Dr. Gero: Yes, I am!

Trunks: you stay out of this!

Tien: wait, so you're saying that that's not the android that kills us?

Trunks: no, I don't even...

Krillin: but you said two androids, right?

Tien: and we've been fighting two.

Trunks: Yes, I said two, but that's not one of them!

Vegeta: why didn't you tell us what they looked like, then?

Trunks: I only ever met the two!

Vegeta: well, look at that, so did we!

Bulma arrived at the scene in her plane.

Bulma: hey, guys!

(Y/N): eh?!

Vegeta: and now the bitch is here!

Gohan: Bulma, NO!

Trunks: did she bring me?!

Dr. Gero's mind: and there's my door...

He launched a huge blast that engulfs most of the area, including damaging Bulma's plane, which caused everyone, excluding Frieza, to yell.

A/N: damn it, Bulma.