A/N: 3 years have passed and it was around that time that the android threat that Trunks warned Goka about would surface.

You, Logan, Frostwing, ChiChi, Goka, Frieza, Gohan, and Piccolo were all currently standing outside Goka's house. Chichi was holding baby Goten as You and The others were about to head out on a "field trip".

ChiChi: All right, I packed you all some lunches for your field trip.

Goka: we're going to Urgay!

Gohan: Uruguay.

ChiChi: make sure you're safe now, okay?

Goka: well, I don't know how safe we can be... We're gonna be fighting androids.

ChiChi: uh, wha....?

Goka: but make sure you don't tell ChiChi.....

She stopped and realized who she was talking to.

Frostwing: O_O

Gohan: Three years, Mom. Three years you almost had it.

(Y/N): missed it by just a mile.

There was a short pause before Goka spoke quickly.

Goka: I'm taking Gohan, bye!

She vanished with You, Gohan and Piccolo.

ChiChi:.................

ChiChi was about to blow a gasket before just sighing and focusing on Baby Goten.

ChiChi: hm.... they said that even Baby Pokémon can be a bit of a handful. But, I have helped Goka raise her child and since this is technically only a half Pokémon so I should be good with taking care of this one.

Goten soon got a little hiccupy and accidently shot a blue fire ball from his mouth to a tree, blowing it up and scaring any Pokemon in or near the area away.. Much to ChiChi's shock.

ChiChi:...........................................................................

(Meanwhile).

You, Logan, Goka, Frieza, Piccolo, and Gohan were flying towards the island where the androids were expected to appear.

Piccolo: so what do you think? How ready are we to take on these androids?

Goka: On a scale of one to ten? My chest hurts...

Piccolo: huh?

Goka: uh, seven or eight.

Gohan soon noticed Krillin flying in front of them.

Gohan: hey look, it's Krillin!

Frieza: oh god, the tiny bald one.

Logan: quickly, if we hurry there without making a sound, maybe he won't notice......

Gohan: Hey, Krillin!

Logan: god damn it.

Krillin: oh. Hey, Gohan! You've barely grown since the last time I saw ya, huh?

Goka: It's funny. I think that every time I see you.

Logan: HA!

(Y/N): ouch.

Krillin: Haha...

He looked down and sighed as Gohan soon noticed the Island up ahead.

Gohan: hey, that must be the island!

You all continued flying to the island before eventually stopping just above it.

Krillin: holy crap! This city is huge!

Gohan: and this island's so tiny... What do these people do here?

Krillin: apparently, prostitution is legal.

Everyone: Ohh...

Piccolo and Logan: so, the prostitutes...

Yamcha: hey, guys! Down here!

You and the others looked down and saw Yamcha on a cliff with Tien before going down and landing near them.

Krillin: hey Yamcha! Tenshinhan! Bulma! Bulma's ba-ba-ba... Bulma has a baby?

Bulma: actually, it's not mine, it's Vegeta's.

Yamcha: yeah... and you won't believe who the father is.

Krillin: (Y/N).

Gohan: (Y/N).

Piccolo: (Y/N).

Goka: ooooooo, (Y/N) must have done the training with Vegeta as well.

Gohan: "sighs"

Yamcha: well, it could have been mine!

Bulma: It's (Y/N).

Yamcha: I'm just gonna walk over here...

He said in disappointment before he started walking away.

Bulma: he's (Y/N) and Vegeta's baby boy! His name is Trunks.

Goka laughed

Goka: that's a girl's name!

Baby Trunks shyly hid his face.

(Y/N): -_-

Piccolo: so, then... where's mommy?

(Y/N): it's a long story.

Bulma: unfortunately, after Trunks was born, their last conversation was...

(Flashback).

It was the last conversation You and Vegeta had before she just left, a day after Trunks' birth.

(Y/N): you're really wanting to try and do this especially after our child has just been born?

Vegeta: you're really wanting to ask me that question?

(Y/N): naturally I wouldn't, but considering that we kinda have matters of our own offspring in the matter.

Vegeta: we wouldn't haft to worry about this if we didn't have the kid in the first place.

(Y/N): and while you are somewhat right. I should have been wearing protection.

Vegeta: I was wearing my armor!

(Y/N): I....... don't think you quite get it.

Vegeta: well, what do you expect me to do about it?

She soon looked to Frieza, who was just siting there watching.

Vegeta: you're enjoying this, aren't you?

Frieza: as a matter of fact, yes. It's the most entertainment I've been able to get ever since I've had to be on this rock.

(Y/N): look, all I'm asking is you stay here on Earth to train rather than going off into Space again.

There was a brief pause before Vegeta took off in the Capsule Corporation spaceship and blasted off into space.

(Back to Present).

(Y/N): that was a year and a half ago. So.........

Krillin: well, on a side note, Bulma, your boobs look amazing!

Bulma: I... you... Ugh.

Bulma's mind: just take the compliment.

Tien: If you guys are done acting out your favorite chick flick, we've got incoming.

You all saw Yajirobe arriving at the cliff in a hovercar, with the song "Cat Loves Food" being heard.

Yamcha's mind: oh, God, not my song...

Yajirobe landed in front the group and jumped out of his hovercar.

Frieza: oh god, another fat one.

Goka: oh, wow! Yajirobe! I can't believe it! You came all this way to help us fight the.....

Yajirobe: yeah, no. Korin sent me. Take your beans.

He handed Goka a bag of Senzu Beans.

Yajirobe: Bean Daddy out.

(Y/N) & Goka: Bean Daddy?

Yajirobe: It's what I call my burrito shop. Or at least I would... if Korin would let me have one!

He flew off in his hovercar, with the same song playing as he left the group.

Krillin: so, that song...

Yamcha: I was desperate and needed the money.... and no, it wasn't worth it.

Goka soon spoke after an awkward pause.

Goka: Cat Loves Food, Y.... Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

Yajirobe's hovercar suddenly got shot down from the sky, with a screaming Yajirobe falling into the water.

Goka: oh hey, we've never wished him back before...

(Y/N): Frieza, I swaer to Arceus....

Frieza: hey, before you even bother to start pointing fingers, I'll have you know I had my arms crossed this entire time.

Logan: even with your arms crossed, you fire beams.

Piccolo: look! In the sky!

Goka: is it a bird?

Piccolo: It's the androids!

Goka: my second guess was plane...

Frostwing: I have a possibility on what the 3rd guess was.

Goka: yep, Ironman

Frostwing: 😐

The androids flew down into the city.

Tien: damn! They flew into the city.

Yamcha: I can't sense their energy!

Goka: neither can I...! And that's my specialty!

Gohan: It must be because they're androids. We only know how to sense life energy!

Piccolo: Then we'll have to hunt them down the old-fashioned way... Search the city!

Yamcha and Krillin soon started whining over each other.

Yamcha: what?! Oh, come on, really?! Do we have to?! I mean, I just wanna go home!

Krillin: oh, I don't wanna go in the city!

Goku: all right gang, split up and search for clues. Gohan, go grab Yajirobe. Bulma, hold the Senzu Beans. They'll only weigh us down.

She threw the bag of Senzu Beans at Bulma.

Bulma: hold on, what?

Logan: you're wanting us to split up in a city with two killer androids out there?

Goka: break!

Everyone flew off into the city.

Logan: "sighs" why do I even bother asking? 😑

(Y/N): so, I guess it's me, Logan, Frostwing and Frieza then.

Frieza: much to my dismay.

(Y/N): ................... want me to yank on your tail again? -_-

A tiny blushed appeared on her face and she held her tail.

Frieza: don't you dare!

You smirked before you all soon took off to the city into one group. As the two unknown Android were walking around the city, Goka was on top of a building, thinking to herself.

Goka's mind: all right now, if I were an android, where would I be? Well, I guess I'd be right here, because being an android wouldn't really change where I am, just what I am.. If you think about it...

On another part of the city, a stoner was riding a hoverboard and fell off as Krillin landed in front of him.

Krillin: all right, time to find me some androids!

He soon looked to the stoner.

Krillin: hey you, have you seen any androids?

Stoner: I don't know. Are you an android?

Krillin: no...

Stoner: then, no. But I did see a flying dude.... landed right in front of me, man! Looked a lot like you...

There was a short pause.

Stoner: you holdin'?

In another part of the city, two guys talking with one another. With their pokemon, a Rattata and a Litten.

Tom: hey, Jerry. You see that car explode?

Jerry: yeah. I'll bet you it was a terrorist attack.

Tom: Jerry, you always think it's terrorism; you think your house gettin' TP'd is terrorism!

Jerry: You're what's wrong with this country. What do you think, inconspicuous old man and mime?

He said referring to the two Red Ribbon Androids nearby, with the white one walking up to him.

Jerry: whoa, whoa, whoa, Marcel Marceau! If that's what you're lookin' for... it's gonna be thirty dollars an hour. Fifty if you want it weird.

The white Android headbutted Jerry and punched Tom in the face, sending him crashing into a building.

(The REAL Final Episode of Tom and Jerry).

Tom's Litten shot a burst of fire at the pale one only for him to simply block it with a his hand and then firing an eye beam in front of them, making an explosion that sent the two pokemon flying. The old Android looked on before an angry driver blows his horn from inside his car.

Angry Driver: hey you old jackass, get out of the road! You wanna beat up prostitutes do it on your own damn time!

the old Android walked up and ripped the engine from inside the car.

Angry Driver: please put that back... I kind of need that to flee from you...

The old Android walked up and lifts the angry driver through the roof of his car and started to choke him. A woman nearby saw this and started screaming. Yamcha heard the scream from far away in the spot of the city he was in.

Yamcha's mind: huh? Oh, man... that was close. Surely someone else heard it, right? I mean, I don't have to...

He heard the woman scream again.

Yamcha: ah, this isn't fair!

He ran off and arrived at the scene and noticed Tom and Jerry's bodies on the ground.

Yamcha: huh? Oh, God, oh man, oh jeez, oh crap...

Unknown by Yamcha, the two Androids were watching him from above. The old looking one was Android 20, more better known as Dr. Gero, a member of the long gone Red Ribbon Army. The slightly shorter and pale one was his creation, Android 19.

Dr. Gero: 19, identify.

Android 19: orange jumpsuit, black spiky hair, higher than average power level. Son Goku: 94%.

Dr. Gero: I don't remember him having a scar...

The fat pale Android re-configured.

Android 19: 87%.

Dr. Gero: close enough.

(Back to Yamcha).

Yamcha: I am totally in over my head here... Maybe... maybe I should call for help... No, no, no, that's exactly what they'd expect...

He looked towards the androids standing right next to him.

Yamcha: Isn't that right, inconspicuous old man and...

Dr. Gero grabbed him by the face and picked him up in the air. A large truck appeared driving toward the three of them, also blasting Yamcha's "Cat Loves Food" song. Yamcha soon let out a muffled yell.

Yamcha: oh, come on!

Truck Driver: huh? Jesus Chriiiiii.....

The truck driver swerved to avoid the three of them and crashed into a gas station, making a humongous explosion.

(Meanwhile with Goka).

Goka was still debating on the topic still debating on the topic Androids vs. Humans..... or rather, Saiyans in her thoughts.

Goka: I mean, really, an android is just a human with wires instead of veins and oil instead of blood... I wonder if they dream of electric sheep? Mm, techno lamb.

She soon noticed the explosion of the gass station.

Goka: huh?

Tien, in the part of the city he was in saw it.

Tien: whoa.

Krillin witnessed the explosion from the part of the city he was in as well.

Krillin: whoo-hoo! Not me!

You, Logan, Frieza and Frostwing all soon saw the explosion of the city you all were currently in.

Frieza: okay, you defiantly can't accuse me of that this time.

(Y/N): I guess someone came into contact with the androids. We better hurry over.

Logan: can't wait to see who the unfortunate bastard it is who's dealing with them.

Back to Yamcha, who is still in Dr. Gero's grasp.

Dr. Gero: now Son Goka, I shall extract my long-awaited revenge forthwith!

Tried to explain, but, Gero's hand was still covering his mouth, muffling Yamcha's words.

Yamcha: I'm not Goka...! I am Yam...

Dr. Gero: Forthwith!

He jabbed his hand straight through Yamcha's chest.

Yamcha: ...cha...!

Tien flew down and arrived at the scene as he saw a hole in Yamcha's chest.

Tien: oh, come on! Really, man? You couldn't last, like, thirty seconds?

You and the rest of the others all arrive at the scene soon after.

Dr. Gero: ah, we have company...

Android 19: Correction: new target identified as Son Goka. 100% match.

Dr. Gero: Well, then, looks like I don't need this anymore.

He threw Yamcha on the ground.

Goka: "gasps" oh no! Yamcha's been Yamcha'd!

Logan: was really hoping for it to be Krillin.

Frieza: I second that.

Goka: quick, Krillin, give him a Senzu!

Piccolo: Goka.

Goka: oh, right. Quick, Krillin, take him to Bulma!

Krillin: Ha! Looks like there's two kinds of fisting in this city now!

Piccolo: pretty sure he's bleeding out...

Krillin: All right, fine.

He flew away carrying Yamcha.

Krillin: Bulma'll get it...

Frostwing: I really don't think

Goka: man... seeing that hole in his chest kinda makes my chest hurt... like, a lot. Anybody else?

Piccolo: So, then. You two must be the Androids.

Dr. Gero: what? Impossible! How did you know we were Androids?!

Android 19: scanning probabilities... Scanning... Scanning... Analyzing... Processing...

Piccolo: could not tell you off the top of my head.

Android 19: Processing complete. They are psychic. 92.4%.

He soon spoke in a Kanassan accent.

Android 19: they can see the future!

(Y/N): you could technically say that.

Dr. Gero: Psychic, eh? Well, then, bet you won't expect this!

He began rapidly firing eye beams in every direction, reducing the city to a fiery ruin.

Goka: stop it!

Dr. Gero: never!

Frieza: oh please, keep going.

Goka rushed forward and punched Dr. Gero in the face, causing the latter to drop his hat. Dr. Gero proceeded to lean down to pick up his hat and put his hat back on.)

Dr. Gero: Ah, I see you have discovered that the off switch to my Ocular Vapo-Beams is in my cheek. But you are too late! The entire population of the city has been reduced to ash! Human or Pokemon, no one shall interfere with my revenge!

(Meanwhilw).

Yajirobe, Krillin, a restored Yamcha, Gohan, and Bulma holding baby Trunks were watching the destruction of the city from the cliff.

Goka: actually, I'm pretty sure you only.....

Piccolo: yes! The entire population!

Goka: oh, right. You are most unkind!

Tien: we really should move this, though. Hey, Piccolo, know any good wastelands around here?

Piccolo: why are you asking me?

Logan: I think you know exactly why.

Piccolo: "sighs" Northwest, about 100 miles. It's actually kind of nice.

Goka: Then it's a date!

Piccolo: I could think of worse places. Nice rock formations, neat cacti...

Goka and the androids fly off.

Piccolo: oh, fine!

He soon flew off after them with Tien.

(Y/N): I guess not everyone can have nice things.

You and the rest followed behind. Meanwhile, Yajirobe, Krillin, Yamcha, Gohan, and Bulma were on the cliff watching Goka and co. taking the androids out of the city.

Krillin: hey, look! Goka and the others are leaving with the androids!

Yamcha: oh, no! We have to warn them! When the old man was holding me, I could feel my life force draining!

Krillin: you were losing a lot of blood.

Yamcha: no, it was coming out of my mouth!

Krillin: gross...

Yamcha: I'm telling you, they can absorb energy!

Gohan: then we have to go now!

He flew off with Krillin following suit.

Yamcha: you know... might just sit this one out.

Krillin: oh yeah, I getcha. I never have any energy after I get a handjob either. BA-DA-BA-BA-DA-BYE!

He said as he flew off after Gohan.

Bulma: Well fine, If you're not going anywhere, I need help with the baby. How are you at diapers?

Yamcha: hold on, Krillin, I'm coming!

He flew off after Krillin.

Krillin: ha ha!

Bulma: so, how you feelin'?

Yajirobe: my car got blown up. Well, to be more specific, it was Korin's car. Pussy Wagon ain't no more.

Bulma: well, then, are you gonna fly after them?

Yajirobe: No.

Bulma: is it because you're fat?

Yajirobe: yeah.

Back to You and the others, who were just now landing at a wasteland area with the Androids.

Piccolo: all right, now that we're away from the city, we can.....

Goka: heh... Does it feel hot out here to you guys? 'Cause it's hot...!

She said while breathing heavily.

Logan: the fuck?

Piccolo: as I was saying... we can finally get this underway. But first, who are you? And what do you want?

Dr. Gero: You don't need to know why, just know that I despise every one of you. Especially her.

He said as he looked at Goka, who was still breathing heavily.

(Y/N): we could tell. -_-

Goka: hey, does anyone have any bacon? I sort of ate all of my pocket bacon on the way here...

Dr. Gero: but allow me to shed a little light for you...

A flashback plays out as Gero monologued. An insectoid nanoborg surveying Goka's battle against Tien.

Dr. Gero: for the last 14 years, ever since the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament...

Goka: oh, I remember that one! I got hit by a car!

Dr. Gero: Indeed. Since then, my insectoid nanoborg has been surveying and processing every battle you have fought, rating them on a scale of one to ten.

Tien: out of curiosity, how was ours?

Android 19 scanned.

Android 19: Average - 6.5 out of 10.

Tien: that's fair, I guess...

Piccolo: how 'bout mine?

Android 19 scanned.

Android 19: 8 out of 10.

Piccolo: Ha ha!

Dr. Gero: and with some of the data I took when that Pokemon with you had appeared, I have utilized this information to calibrate ourselves appropriately. We are now powerful enough to kill Son Goka, and take revenge for what she did to myself and the Red Ribbon Army!

Piccolo: wow, so you even followed her all the way to Namek, huh?

Dr. Gero: of course I did! 19, what is Namek?

Android 19 scanned, but, found nothing.

Android 19: data not found.

Dr. Gero: what do you mean "data not found"?!

Android 19: Insectoid nanoborg destroyed during Saiyan attack.

Dr. Gero: Bugger all!

Logan: HA!

Piccolo: so... I guess you've never seen a Super Saiyan, then?

Dr. Gero: 19?

ANDROID 19: (scans) Data not found.

ANDROID 20: Then, no.

(Y/N): well, you're certainly going to be in for a surprise then.

Dr. Gero: wait, the fucks that mean?

Piccolo: Goka?

Goka: oh, yeah, okay.

She powered up and transformed into a Super Saiyan.

Android 19: Power output exceeds projected parameters.

Dr. Gero: I don't care if you're Super Saiyan or a soup-or-salad! 19! Kill her! Kill her proper!

Android 19: Executing murder.exe. Loading... 10%... 20%... 40%... 70%... 65%...

Dr. Gero: wait, what?

19 soon crashed.

Android 19: a fatal error has occurred. This program will now shut down. Would you like to send a report?

Dr. Gero: no, don't send a report!

Android 19: sending report.

Dr. Gero: Son of a whore! Now to wait five minutes to do absolutely nothing!

Goku punched Android 19 into a plateau.

Dr. Gero: oh, bollocks...

Frostwing:....... screw it. Just gonna ask. do you happen Dr. Eggman.

Dr. Gero: no, but, people would likely mistake me for him.

A/N: He's technically not wrong on that.