A/N: Cooler takes on the newcomer against him, only to find that this person wasn't just some newcomer. 

The gang was on their way to Cooler and Queen Cold's location. The back of Vegeta's pink shirt currently saying "Dum Cumpster" for some reason.

Vegeta: all right, Cooler's just over this next formation. Now, before we move in, we need a plan. So here it is: all of you will attack from the front, and while you're being slaughtered, I'll flank him, taking him from behind and securing the kill! Ready? Break!

Piccolo: no.

Tien: yeah, no.

Yamcha: personally, I don't think Bulma should be here.... a battlefield is no place for a lady!

Vegeta: and yet you're sticking around.

Yamcha: I'm serious! I worry about her safety! And as my close personal friend, possibly even bestie, I think we need to consider...

Bulma grabbed his ear.

Yamcha: Ahhh!

Bulma: anyone want to explain to Yamcha here what ten pounds of torque does to a human ear?

Gohan: rips it off?

Bulma: very good, Gohan!

Gohan, Krillin, Chiaotzu, and Puar all started laughing.

Krillin: oh, we're gonna f**king die...

Logan: maybe you.

Meanwhile, Cooler and Queen Cold being confronted by the young man. He had small green horns that were sort of hidden a bit in his purple hair as well as something dangling behind his pants, which happened to be his tail.

Queen Cold: so is this him, sweetie? Is this the one who hurt you so?

Cooler: no, Mother. I specifically said there was two. And this one isn't even female.

???: so, you must be Coola!

Cooler: actually, it's Lord Cooler.

???: really? Then why is there an "a" in it?

Cooler: there isn't.

???: huh. Gonna have to fix that one when I get back, then.

Frostwing soon appeared near Queen Cold, much to the surprise of everyone there.

Cooler: what the.....

???: fuck?!

Queen Cold: is this the second one?

Cooler: no! He doesn't even look close to the two I mentioned!

Frostwing: ah, you must be the lovely Queen Cold.

Queen Cold: oh?

Cooler: what?

Queen Cold's men pointed their blasters to his direction.

Frostwing: I must say, I've heard stories of your beauty. However, seeing you for real, you're much more beautiful than expected.

Cooler: is this seriously happening right now?

Queen Cold: hm.

Queen Cold raised her hand and gestured to her men to lower their weapons.

Cooler: oh my god. It IS happening right now.

???: uh......

Cooler: just ignore her. This is something she tends to do sometimes.

???: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, anyway........ I'm here to kill you!

Cooler simply replied with a chuckle.

Cooler: well, well. Not five minutes on this pathetic rock and we already have a volunteer soon to be turned into a groveling dead man! Soldiers! Do your jobs!

Straw: Lord Cooler, with all due respect...

Cooler: I'm sorry, was that insubordination?

Straw: He just turned an entire squad into a pile of limbs!

Cooler: and that sounds like it's not my problem. Do as I command or I'll knock the bitch out of you!

Chayote: man, move your bitchin' bitch ass over, bitch!

He said as he walked past Straw and scanned the young man with his scouter.

Chayote: what, power level of five? Shit, ain't nobody got time for that!

He fired a shot at the young man who deflected it into a plateau.

Chayote: well, that ain't right...

The man rushed forward and elbowed Chayote in the face, knocking him into Queen Cold's ship

???: consider that a warning! Either leave now or die!

Cooler: oh, is that an ultimatum? I rather enjoy ultimatums! Here's mine: either die to him or die to me!

Queen Cold's soldiers started rushing at the young man before in just a matter of seconds before they could tell what happened, the young man was now standing in front of Queen Cold's men, who were all immobilized.

Cooler: wh... What exactly just ........?

???: Give it a second.

Cooler : no, seriously, they're just...

???: no, no, hold on...

He sheathed his sword and all of the minions keeled over.

???: yeah, took me a whole three months to get that one down. They make it look a lot easier than it really is. Real hard part was that guy's armor.

The last minion standing gaped as his scouter broke and some of his armor fell off.

???: I ended up going through a dozen mannequins before I cinched that one.

Cooler: you missed a spot. Let Me get it for you!

Cooler impaled the minion with his hand, with his hand poking through his stomach as Cooler's hand was holding one of his instances. Cooler then smirked as he crushed it right in front of the minion, who then turned to him.

Minion: Lord Cooler... The f**k?

He soon dropped to the ground as Cooler took his hand out.

(Also yeah, that was a little more graphic compared to how Frieza killed him. There's gonna be a reason for why when we get to later chapters and back to the super chapters).

The Space Tyrant's mother soon noticed the death of her last minion.

Queen Cold: oh, one moment please?

Frostwing: but of course.

She then turned to Cooler's direction.

Queen Cold: You know that was our last minion, right?

Cooler: as if it actually ever mattered at all? We have more at home.

Queen Cold: No, I mean now we have no one to fly the ship!

Cooler: and you can't fly it?!

Queen Cold: Son, we do not fly ourselves. Flying is for the help!

???: so, uh, curious, why is everything except one of your eyes looks like it's made from spare parts.

Cooler: why you... These are not spare parts! What you are looking at is the ultimate culmination of science and nature!

???: oh, wow... I've... never seen that before...

He said while looking away sarcastically

Cooler: you know, the only reason you continue to breathe your worthless life is because I need something to entertain me until the Super Saiyan And that Slimy Green Dragon arrives.

???: oh, really? Because if it's a Super Saiyan AND a Legendary Pokemon you're looking for... I can fill the part.

Cooler: excuse you?

The young man merely gave off a small smirk. Cooler soon only laughed it off.

It's like a year-old trying to play police officer.

Queen Cold: or like how your sister plays Pretty Pink Princess?

Frostwing: awwwww

Cooler: is not really the time to be mentioning that in front of the malcontents?!

Queen Cold: but it's so cute when she does it!

The young man began powering up, undergoing a familiar transformation to the one Goka had taken during the battle on Namek.

Cooler: she hasn't done that since she was eight!

The young man started yelling.

Cooler: what?!

Queen Cold: Zounds!

Frostwing: nani?

The young man had just transformed into a Super Saiyan in front of Cooler and Queen Cold. However, Cooler also noticed the man's horns and saw that his belt turned out to be a tail. Similar to yours. Giving the indication that he seemed to be some sort of Hybrid.

Cooler: those eyes. Those horns. That tail. They're the same as...

Cooler had a memory of both You and Goka.

Cooler growled in frustration before extending his index finger forward and charged an energy sphere on his finger tip. Then, he fired many small energy spheres that home in on the odd dragon saiyan hybrid, only for said hybrid to swat the spheres away easily and the spheres landed somewhere else and exploded. Cooler then charged at him and the two clashed fist. As that was going on, Frostwing was continuing to talk with Queen Cold.

Frostwing: your son seems to be really hot headed.

Queen Cold: indeed. He's sort of developed this around the time Frieza was born and she eventually learned to shoot her first death beam.

Frostwing: oh, sibling rivalry.

Queen Cold: indeed. While frieza might have been a little cruel when it came to conquering planets. But, let's just say that her brother managed to find a way to be much worse.

Frostwing: wow, really? What did he do?

Queen Cold: it's probably best you don't know.

Frostwing: oh.

Both The Young Man and Cooler continued throwing punches while also trying to dodge some of the incoming punches. Cooler then fully dodged a punch from the man before grabbing his head, kneeing him in the face and punching him towards the ground. However, The Young Man landed on his feet. As he soon looked up, He saw that Cooler had charged up a Supernova.

Cooler: this time, a monkey dies along with a planet!

Cooler threw the blast at the young man, which fell on top of him and dug into the Earth's surface. Cooler smirked as this went on. Frostwing had taken cover in the ship for the moment.

Queen Cold: All right, get down here. I'm going to call Space AAA and have them tow us, thank you very much!

Cooler landed and started walking away from the blast, which suddenly stopped descending.

Queen Cold: hm?

Cooler turned around.

Cooler: what!?

Cooler's blasts started rising up into the sky, with the opening lyrics of "The Circle of Life" from "The Lion King" being heard.

Queen Cold: Cooler, what did you do?!

Cooler: mother, not now damn it!

the young man was still be alive as walked out of the crater while holding Cooler's blast above his head, causing Cooler to growl in anger.

???: well, Cooler, looks like you dropped the ball!

Cooler glared at the young man and twitched.

???: dropped the ball.

Cooler continued to glare angrily at the young man.

???: drrrropped the ba.....

Cooler: Hrgh!

He shot a small blast into the huge one, causing it to detonate and create a humongous explosion. The gang nearby screamed and ducked for cover. Back in the area, there was now a humongous crater with the young man nowhere to be seen. Queen Cold landed next to Cooler. Frostwing, who was poking his head out through the door of the ship.

Frostwing: well, that was close. I thought I was gonna end with the planet being nothing but space gravel.

Queen Cold: You almost destroyed the whole planet there.

Cooler: It doesn't matter now. Our little Super Saiyan is dead.

Queen Cold soon then walked back over to Frostwing.

Queen Cold: sorry about that. Just a little something.

Frostwing: I can tell.

Cooler: that's it. Imma kill it.

However, unknown to Cooler, the young man was on top of a cliff and prepared another attack.

???: hey, Cooler!

Cooler: what?

???: you should split!

He fires a blast at Cooler, who both jump out of the way.

Cooler: If you're trying to be clever, you're sorely lacki......

He heard the Young Man screaming and looked up in the sky.

Cooler: huh?

He saw the young man above Cooler, holding his sword above his head while descending.

???: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Cooler: what?! No! The Big Gete Star enabled me to........ ah oh, I wasn't reborn from that in this continuity.

???: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Cooler's mind: oh balls.

???: Hi-yah!

He slashed Cooler in half, with one half soon starting separating from the other. 

The gang soon arrived near the battle.

Krillin: we're finally here! Where's Cooler.....?

He then noticed the Young Man and the now slashed in half Cooler.

Krillin: oh... There he is...

The Young Man then proceeded to slash Cooler into tiny bits with his sword before obliterating him with a beam from his mouth that looked similar to a Hyper Beam.

Krillin: And there... And there...

He got hit in the face by a small piece of Cooler's brain.

Krillin: and here...

He looked down at the brain piece.

Krillin: Is that his brain?

Logan: disgusting.

The young man spun and sheathed his sword.

Gohan: guys, I think that person is a Super Saiyan!

Vegeta: like hell he is!

Krillin: spiky gold hair, incredible power...

Vegeta: you don't know that he's a Super Saiyan! Maybe he's Super Human, huh? Maybe you slackers just haven't been trying hard enough!

Tien: says the non-Super Saiyan.

Vegeta: F**K OFF!

She flew toward the battle.

Yamcha: hey, is it me or does it also look like he's got a horn and tail similar to that (Y/N) guy?

Bulma: hm?

Logan: ok, what the hell?

Logan flew to their direction as well.

The young man landed on the ground in front of Queen Cold and Frostwing, who of which were still flirting with one another.

Frostwing: I mean really, what good comes from coming after someone who you haven't even met just because one of your children, whom is kinda of not really a good son, wants to?

Queen Cold: Indeed, I was retired from this business anyway.

???: uh.......

They looked to him.

Queen Cold: oh right, you.

Trunks: uh yeah, me. Should probably let you know that your son is pretty much dead.

Queen Cold: hmph, he was a prick anyway. You win some, you lose some.

???: Children?

Queen Cold: Yeah!

???: okay, sorta thought you'd be a little more pissed...

Queen Cold: oh, believe me, I am. But mainly since my little princess is off on some planet far away without me know what her condition is and I haft to wait for Space AAA to come and pick up the ship.

Frostwing: wait, don't you know that you have an autopilot?

Queen Cold:....... wait what? 0_0

Frostwing: when I took cover in the ship, I saw an autopilot setting on the controls for the ship.

Queen Cold: oh dear, silly me. I really do seem to getting dumber and dumber as my son said.

Frostwing: awww, don't say that. No one's able to remember everything that goes on in an empire much less how a ship works.

Queen Cold: hm.... I suppose that's true.

Frostwing: you don't need to do stuff like this. If you're retired, a woman like you should deserve some rest.

She blushed again.

Queen Cold: "sighs" thank you. Finally someone actually gets that after so long, I just want to rest for a while. I really must thank you for having this little talk with me. Whenever I get the time to see you again after some resting, I really must come and see you again.

???'s mind: this is like a weird awkward romantic comedy.

She kissed the top of Frostwing's head before walking into the and turning on the autopilot.

Frostwing: I'll be waiting.

She waved to him before the door of the ship closed as it raised up and took off, leaving earth. The gang watched from afar as the ship took off.

Krillin: good work, team!

Logan: shut up.

The young man sheathed his sword and reverted to his normal form before looking over to Frostwing.

???: hey, thanks for the little bit of help there.... I guess.

Frostwing: no problem, I saw what was going on and thought that I could do something to ease things between what might have came between you and the Arcosian lady.

???: but in all seriousness, what were you doing out here?

Frostwing: well, I....

He soon noticed a few people coming over, that being Logan and the others. Trunks soon turned around and noticed this as well.

???: hey, there, guys!

Vegeta: F**k this guy!

???: I'm about to go meet Goka and (Y/N)! Just follow me!

Gohan: wait, did he just say my mom?

Krillin: wait, Gohan! We don't know if we can trust this guy...

???: I also brought snacks!

Krillin: ...but the Bible does say "love thy neighbor"!

Gohan: You're a Buddhist.

Krillin: A hungry Buddhist.

Logan: you're a hungry hungry jackass.

The gang flew off after the young man, with Frostwing following along with them. Logan decided to have a word with him.

Logan: so mind telling me on just who you are exactly? Partner of the kid in front here?

Frostwing: oh, not really. I'm Frostwing. I'm a being from a much different universe and thought that I could check this universe.

Logan: and so you were just caught up in the middle?

Frostwing: kinda, I was actually just having a conversation with Cooler's mother and convincing her to head back home, she looked like someone who deserved some rest.

Logan: well, that's a surprise I suppose.

The young man was flying and looking at a GPS system on his watch.

GPS: Fly 300 meters northwest, then land near Idiot Rock.

???: So that's what they called it before Idiot Crater...

He landed along with everyone else.

???: now, I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here.

Krillin: snacks!

Yamcha: to kill us!

Vegeta: to kill snacks!

Logan: that one doesn't even make sense.

???: Goka and (Y/N) are going to land near here in approximately three hours. Until then...

He threw a capsule at the ground, revealing a mini fridge.

???: let's all have a drink.

He took out a can of Hetap.

???: I've got soda, beer, and Hetap.

Tien: Isn't it a little early to start drinking?

Bulma: Hey, 5 o'clock was twenty hours ago!

She chugged down a beer.

Frostwing: woah.

Logan: not for her apparently.

Krillin: so, stranger, what's your name?

???: can't say.

Krillin: well, Mr. Can't Say, I'm Krillin!

???: that's not funny.

Krillin: what isn't?

Gohan: So... you know my mom, right?

???: well, sort of. Really, I've just heard a lot about him. It's kind of......

Logan: what I'm more curious is how you (Y/N)'s actual name considering he's been known as Rayquaza by many other people on this planet.

???: well uh...... I heard a few people talking about it saying that they were overhearing stuff about it.

Tien: nothing really new. People in west city tend to get really gossipy with one another. Pretty much the reason why I live out away from cities.

Krillin: can I have another Hetap?

???: yes you can.

Bulma: By the way, that jacket is awfully familiar...

???: um...

Bulma: yeah. I even made it myself...

She said as she noticed the logo on the young man's jacket.

Bulma: Capsule Corp. logo? Even cut it short to show off my midriff!

As that was going on, the back of Vegeta's shirt now said "Pull my hair".

Vegeta's mind: If he's never met them before, how the hell does this kid know where Kakarot And (Y/N) are going to land? Especially considering that bitch, Frieza and still alive out there with them.

???: I love everything about Capsule Corp.!

Vegeta's mind: and he can't actually be a damn Saiyan. Either he's a liar or... Maybe...

???: yup, love storing things...

Vegeta's mind: wait a second!

She soon spoke out loud.

Vegeta: Did someone drink the last Hetap?! I'll kill you!

Krillin imitated Curly's whooping sounds.

(Timeskip to 2 hours, 45 minutes later).

Everyone was still waiting for Goka and (Y/N)'s return.

Chiaotzu : Tien, I'm bored...

Tien: Chiaotzu, we only have to wait a little while longer. We'll say hello to Goka and then we'll go home.

Chiaotzu: can we get McDonald's?

Tien: only if you're good.

Chiaotzu whined.

Logan: please tell me we better not sit her much longer.

Frostwing: eh, it's not so bad.

Logan: you've never sat through 2 hours while waiting for someone while doing nothing, have you?

Frostwing: nope.

The young man was looking at Vegeta, who soon took notice of this.

Vegeta: what? What are you lookin' at? What, do you like what you see?

The young man looked away.

Vegeta: yeah, that's right, eyes to yourself! I'm not into wimpy teens..... I'm a real woman!

The back of her pink shirt now said "Blowjob Princess".

Gohan: hey, Mr. Piccolo?

Piccolo: yeah?

Gohan: I was wondering... Why didn't you go with the rest of the Namekians to your home planet?

Piccol: ooh, I don't know, why don't you just go to Vegeta with the rest of the Saiyans?

Vegeta: hey, I've already got one hitting on me over here, I don't need another!

The young man's alarm went off on his watch.

???'s mind: oh, thank Arceus.

He soon spoke out loud.

???: all right, everybody, Goka and (Y/N) should be landing any moment now.

Gohan gasped excitedly, but nothing happened.

Vegeta: well, I don't see them, so you're wrong. I think you've been lying to us the whole time! There's no way you could...

A space pod whizzed by the gang and crashed not too far away from their location.

Frostwing: what was that you were going on about?

Vegeta: that could be anyone...

The gang gathered around the crater and watched as the door of the space pod opened slowly with Goka quickly emerging from inside.

Goka: GUYS, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! COOLER'S HERE AND.......

Everyone was standing around the crater started cheering.

Goka: Yay...

She laughed nervously.

Goka: wha...?

You emerged out of the pod.

Logan: oh thank god.

You soon looked to Goka.

(Y/N): I think it's obvious that they somehow managed to kill Cooler.

Frieza then poked out of the pod.

Frieza: oh thank god, he was a prick.

Everyone soon stopped cheering and just stared at Frieza wide-eyed with their mouths open.

Frieza: what? Oh, like you haven't seen an alien before!

A/N: I mean, the portion of the cast are technically aliens.