A/N: after witnessing the death of her friend, Goka's anger awakened a legendary power that Frieza had feared long ago. However, someone else joins the battle as well.

Krillin: WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAA.....

He exploded to smithereens as Goku and Gohan watch his remains fall from the sky)

Frieza: oh, out of all the people I've blown to bits, that one will hold a special place in my heart.

Goks was shaking in anger.

Frieza: oh what's wrong, monkey? Come on now, give me something funny.

Goka you... killed my best friend!

She continued to tremble in anger.

Frieza: ha! That is pretty funny. Hilarious, actually.

Thunder and lightning started striking around Namek as Goku's hair briefly turned gold and her eyes briefly turned green.

(Y/N): wait, what the hell?

Goka: RRAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

She transformed into a Super Saiyan for the first time.

Frieza: what?!

Gohan: Mom?

Goka, now a Super Saiyan, turned around and set her sights on Frieza, who was stunned by Goka's transformation.

Frieza: that's... that's not funny.

(Meanwhile on King Kai's planet).

King Kai: I don't believe it! Goka has truly done it! She has become the one and only Super Saiyan!

There was a small pause.

King Kai: right?

Narrator: ye.... yeah...

King Kai: You hesitated there for a second.

There was another small pause.

King Kai: what?

Back on Namek, Super Saiyan Goka was angrily glaring at Frieza.

Frieza: what the hell is all this about? What's up with your hair? What's up with your eyes? Answer me!

Goka: Gohan, take Piccolo, find Bulma, get back to the ship.

Gohan: but what about you?

Goka: If Piccolo dies, then all this was pointless! Take him, get to the ship, and get out of here!

Gohan: This is surprisingly well thought-out for you.

Goka: Gohan, where should you be right now?

Gohan: The ship?

Goka: THE SHIP!

Gohan: Okay!

He took Piccolo and flew away.

Logan: I'm going to take a real good guess that you're staying behind to....

(Y/N): pretty much.

Logan: well, best hopes that you survive.

You nodded as Logan flew off with Gohan.

Frieza: oh, real cute. But at the very least, I do love a moving target.

She started aiming at Gohan in the sky. However, Gokua quickly appeared in front of Frieza and grabbed her hand. Frieza struggled in her grip.

(Y/N): wow, she's gotten faster.

Frieza: gah! What are you--? Let go of me!

Goka: I'm going to break you.

Frieza: what?

Goka crushed her hand.

Frieza: agh!

Goka: like a Kit-Kat bar.

There was a small pause.

Frieza: ...What???

Goka punched Frieza in the face, sending her flying across the sky.

(Y/N): woah!

You flew up into the air and joined the battle.

Frieza's mind: what?!?

Goka grabbed Frieza and broke her back.

Frieza: Aaaaaaah!

She recovered and started firing a barrage of Death Beams at Goka.

Frieza: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Goka easily dodges all the shots, with the last one destroying a small island. One beam almost hit you, but you simply stopped it with an electric ball from your mouth.

Frieza: you... you're different. What happened? What the hell are you?

Goka: can't you tell, Freezer? It's just like Vegeta said.

Frieza: No, you f**king don't!

Goka: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night!

She started powering up.

Goka: I am Son Goka! and I am a Super...

Frieza shott Goka in the face with a Death Beam and growled, only for goka to lean forward, unharmed from the shot.

Goka: ...Saiyan.

Frieza growled angrily.

(Y/N): I feel as though most of that line wasn't exactly what it was suppose to be, but other than that, you did good.

Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet, King Kai was stammering in utter surprise.

Yamcha: King Kai, what's going on on Namek right now?

King Kai: you know, you could always just grab my shoulder and watch.

Yamcha: yeah, but, you kinda... smell?

King Kai: That's my natural musk. Musk... Musk...

Tien: stop saying "musk".

King Kai: stop eating my food.

A voice soon spoke to King Kai, telepathically.

Kami: King Kai, do you hear me?

King Kai: oh. Hey, Kami. How's everything going along?

Kami: well, I sent off Mr. Popo to collect the Dragon Balls like you asked.

King Kai: good. The whole plan is coming together.

Yamcha: I don't think you ever told us your plan.

King Kai: I don't have to tell you everything! I don't have to tell you anything!

Tien: and that just about sums up our time spent here.

King Kai: Ha ha.

Back on Namek, Gohan was still carrying Piccolo through the sky, with Logan right next to him. However, Gohan soon noticed Goka's ship

Gohan: huh? It's the ship!

Logan: good, let's get the hell out of here.

However, before they could keep going, 3 people got in their way.

Gohan: what the?

Salza: so, seems we have another Saiyan that Lady Frieza forgot to destroy.

Dore: he's got a namekian bloke with them.

Neiz only gave off some gibberish regarding Logan.

Logan: oh great. More guys in spandex and armor. -_-

Gohan: uh......

Logan: kid, just go on ahead, I'll handle this.

Gohan: thanks.

Gohan powered up and flew quickly past the 3.

Neiz: ?!

Dore: eh?!

Salza: za hell?!

Logan: so, just who the hell are you guys exactly?

Salza, Dore & Neiza: Cooler's Arrrrmored Squadron!

They said as they all struck a pose.

Logan: .............. oh good god. Okay, let me take a shot at this. Pretty one.

He said to Salza.

Logan: Stupid one.

He said to Dore.

Logan: one with weird powers.

He said to Neiz.

Dore: Oi! I appreciate that but I say I'm more handsome than pretty.

Salza: And my powers are not zat weird!

Neiz only roared.

Logan: ...Okay, I take it back. You're all stupid.

Dore: someone check the clock! 'Cause I believe it's go time!

The 3 all charge at Logan, who ducked to avoid a punch from Salza, lept over Dore, who thew a punch, and then evaded an incoming kick from Neiz.

Salza: le suck it, bitch!

He fired a ki blast at Logan, who blocked it and redirectd it towards Neiz, who barely dodged it by ducking his head. He then made his head pop back out and roared. As the battle went on, Gohan took Piccolo inside the ship.

Gohan: see Mr. Piccolo, we're halfway home. I mean, not literally but... just don't bleed out, okay?

He was thinking while noticing the ship's controls.

Gohan's Mind: God, so many buttons... I forgot, I don't know how to fly the ship. I could have sworn somebody did that for...

He soon yelled out loud.

Gohan: oh, my God, Bulma!

Meanwhile, Bulma was hanging on a cliff.

Bulma: help...! Somebody...?

Back in the fight Between You, Goka and Frieza.

Frieza: I have to admit, this is new, monkey, this is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey; and I've killed plenty in my day. Millions, literally millions.

Goka had no words.

Frieza: what's the matter, run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No more words to fail? You think now that you're this so-called "Super Saiyan" that you're better than me, Lady Frieza?! Well, you're not! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact...

She charged up a large orange energy sphere.

Frieza: F**K THIS PLANET!!!

She threw energy blast directly at Namek.

(Y/N): oh no!

Goka: wait, I was zoned out there for a second, what?

Frieza's blast hit Namek's core, emitting a humongous explosion that seemingly destroyed Namek.

(Back on King Kai's planet).

King Kai: no... no, no! Son of a bitch! Gah!

Yamcha: what's wrong, King Kai?

King Kai: you dumb assholes are gonna be here forever.

Tien scoffed.

Tien: Yeah, real funny, King Kai.

King Kai remained silent.

Tien: oh, God, you're serious.

King Kai: I had this whole plan ready to go, but as it turns out, Frieza's a sore loser and just...

Chiaotzu: blew herself up along with her opponent?

Tien and Yamcha gave blank stared.

Chiaotzu: what? It's what I do.

King Kai: yeah, only this time it worked. And now Goka, Gohan, Piccolo, (Y/N), Logan, everyone's dead! And I'm stuck with you idiots for the rest of my life!

Kami then replied to King Kai, telepathically.

Kami: should I call you back when you're done screaming, or is that just not happening?

King Kai: And then there's this cu...

He then replied to Kami telepathically.

King Kai: Kami?

Kami: yes, I wanted to inform you that Mr. Popo has acquired the sixth Dragon Ball and...

King Kai: you're alive?

Kami: so this is what counts for omnipotence these days, hmm?

King Kai: but if you're not dead, then that means Piccolo's not dead, and Namek is still there.

Back on Namek, Logan gave an confused looked as he was wondering what had just happened.

Logan: the hell?

Dore rushed next to Logan, only for logan to grab his fist and elbow him in the helmet, sending him flying to the ground.

Logan: nice try.

Logan elbowed Dore down to the ground before firing a full powered fired blast at Dore, incinerating him. Neiz spoke unintelligible gibberish and paralyzes Logan with an electric attack.

Logan: ?!

Salza: zat is right! I forgot you could do zat! Brilliant! I'm going to go get zat child! You finish him off and bring ze body back to Cooler! You know how he likes zat!

Neiz continued speaking unintelligible and approached Logan.

Logan: gotcha, bitch!

Logan grabbed Neiz's face and fried him with his own attack and then fired two ice attacks at Salza.

Salza: huh?

He saw the incoming blasts and dodged them.

Salza: ha! Bon mon ami, but not bon enough.

Logan: suddenly appeared and kicked him in the face.

Salza: merde!

Salza and Logan flew across a few islands. Salza fired a ki blast that destroyed a small portion of one of the islands and took a moment to catch his breath while standing on a cliff side.

Salza: huh?

He dodged a couple of attacks from a kunai spear made from ki. He saw that it was from Logan.

Logan: can't keep dodging.

Salza lit up an energy blade on his hand.

Logan: so that's how you wanna play it, huh?

Logan retracted his energy kunai spear back. He soon started dodging the swings from the blade, with rocky parts of the island being slashed in half. Before Salza could try one last attempt. Logan stopped him by grabbing his arm.

Salza: If you strike me down I will only become...

He got punted into the air and above. With Logan following him.

Salza: ugh!

Logan: so, had enough yet? Or would you prefer I beat your ass further or run away to avoid any further humiliation considering you guys went out faster than the Ginyu Force.

Salza: you insolent slime! You will for making a fool of Cooler's Armored Squadron.

Logan: then come on, you want to make me pay? Then show me what you got.

He said gesturing Salza to come at him. Salza growled with his ki blade ready before charging at him.

Back at the battle between You, Goka and Frieza, a large hole down Namek's core.

(Y/N): wait a minute. We're alive?

Goka: did... did ya miss?

Frieza: how could I miss?

Goka: I dunno, how did ya?

Frieza: I know I hit the core... God, this always happens when I try and perform under stress.

???: honestly, sister, if you're going to try and get rid of a pest, then actually do it and not embarrass yourself.

You all looked to the direction of where the voice came from. He looked a but like Frieza. Except, he was taller and purple skinned with white plating on his body as well as red lines running down his eyes.

Frieza: y...... you?!

It was her older brother, Cooler.

Frieza: brother?!

(Y/N): what? Brother? Just who the hell are you, refrigerator?

Cooler: oh very funny. For your information, my name is Cooler.

Goka: Cooler than Freezer? You must be Ice Cold.

Cooler: no, that would be our mother.

Frieza: anyway, why are you here? Mother said that this was MY planet to rule.

Cooler: oh, and guess how much I"m willing to give a shit? Spoilers: Zero. Besides, I've come here to help you correct a mistake you've made long ago.

(Flashback).

On the skies of Planet Vegeta, Bardock, Goka's Father, was knocking through Frieza Soldiers to get to Frieza's ship.

Bardock: Frieza!

Bardock flew through the multiple soldiers, killing a few of them in the process.

Bardock: Frieza!

He got dogpiled by multiple soldiers.

Soldier 2: ah, yo, Bardock, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but.....

Bardock launched a blast to free himself and continued flying forward, ramming through multiple soldiers. Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria were watching on the monitor from what was going on.

Zarbon: ma'me, I think he wishes to have words.

Frieza: oh, whatever gave you that impression?

Zarbon: well, he does keep on shouting your name.

His voice could be heard over the speaker.

Bardock: Frieza!

Frieza: just get my freaking bubble car.

Zarbon: too bad. That Bardock was such a dashing rogue...

Dodoria: what?

Frieza emerged from inside her ship on her bubble car. She soon gave a smirk as she raised her finger and a supernova charged up. She then yelled as she tossed the large sphere of destruction to Planet Vegeta. The skies of the Planet turned red as it drew closer and closer. Bardock saw this and fired his own blast to try and stop it. However, it was swallowed by the tyrant's blast. Freeza started laughing as she watched the blast consume Bardock and destroy the Planet. Meanwhile, on another ship was far in the distance, Cooler was observing the destruction from the monitor.

Salza: monsieur Cooler! It seems that your sister Freeza is destroying ze Planet Vegeta!

Cooler: very impressive. Killing off a bunch of monkeys. Any liquored-up hillbilly with a shotgun could have done that at the zoo...

Salza: sir, do you think zat we should eradicate ze other apes off world to finish the job?

Cooler: No, let them go.

Salza: But, why?

Cooler: because if she's going to whine to our mother for control over the entire system like a spoiled little brat, then she's going to accept the responsibility. If this comes back to bite her, that's her fault.

The ship then took off as Planet Vegeta exploded.

(End of Flashback).

Frieza: okay, but, why are you here then?

Cooler: because, aside from the day you were born, I'm going to prevent our family name from being ruined.

Frieza: ......you know what, go fuck yourself.

Just then, you noticed something that you noticed before. A Dark energy was powering the two.

(Y/N)'s mind: what the hell? It's the dark energy from when me and Logan took on Turles and Slug.

The one responsible for it was one of the two individuals who were observing the fights from afar and boosting the powers of the villains. The hooded feminine figure and her taller male armored creation.

??? (1): now, this should be a lot of fun.

The two then disappeared.

Goka: ah man, this isn't fair.

(Y/N): hm, perhaps I should take on the tall one.

Goka: oooooo, really?

(Y/N): yeah, seems like a best option at the moment.

Cooler: doesn't matter, I'll kill you quickly then do the same for the monkey and finally put my shit sister down.

(Y/N): we'll just see about that then.

You said before charging at him in quick speed, hitting Cooler in the face and launched him with a swat of your tail. You flew after him and as You tried to attempted to attack with Dragon Claw, Cooler stopped by grabbing both you wrists.

Cooler: I see how you and filthy saiyan are handling my little shit sister so easily.

The two of you sank into the water and fought in there as Goka and Frieza faced each other.

Frieza: now then, let's continue to where I'll beat you to a pulp, monkey.

Goka: as if, you couldn't even go through with blowing us all up.

Frieza: that's not the problem, you idiot. I can breathe in space.

Goka: "gasps" but space is a vacuum!

Frieza: honestly, I'd say you only have... I don't know, five min... is it five? Ye..... yes five..... five minutes before this planet explodes, and you perish along with it.

Goka: oh. Well then, I'll just have to kill you in four.

Frieza: wait, hold on! I'm only at half my full power.

Goka: I don't see how that's my problem.

Frieza: no listen! If you let me power up... I'll give you a pizza.

Goka: you killed my best friend, Freezer. That's not gonna work anymore!

Frieza: two pizzas!

Goka: I said I'm done!

She started charging at Frieza.

Goka: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... !

Frieza: with stuffed crust.

Goka immediately stopped.

King Kai contacted Goka telepathically.

King Kai: Gokaaa...

Goka replied telepathically.

Goka: now hear me out, King Kai.

She said as Frieza started powering up.

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Goka: If I let her power up to 100% and beat her then, it'll demoramalize her. And she'll never threaten anyone again.

King Kai: Goka, that is retarded!

Goka: stuffed crust, King Kai! You can eat it in reverse.

King Kai: I..... I can't even believe we're having this conversation.

Goka: me either.

Fireza finally reached 100% full power.

Frieza: thanks for waiting, by the way.

Goka: hold on a second, King Kai.

She then spoke out loud to Frieza.

Goka: what was tha....?

Frieza punched Goka in the stomach

Goka: OOH!

Frieza: SMASH MONKEY!

She started pummeling Goka.

Frieza: SMASH MONKEY!!

Meanwhile, You and Cooler soon resurfaced from the water near a waterfall.

Cooler: and that is the history of my family.

(Y/N): wow, really have to say, I'm sorry about your mom and all that.

Cooler: Oh, don't even get me started again.

(Y/N): well, I can assure you, if I ever have an offspring, I'll treat then with respect.

Cooler: really. It's my sister's fault, pissing and moaning if she didn't own every galaxy. And then she just rambled on, "'Dirty monkey' this, 'dirty monkey' that."

He said in a whiny tone to imitate Frieza.

(Y/N): yeah, sounds just about like her.

Cooler: see, now. That's the difference between she and I. She liked to talk. I, on the other hand...

He roars and transformed into his Final Form.

Cooler: Tonight I dine on Dragon soup.

Gohan was flying in the sky, searching for Bulma.

Gohan: Bulma, where are you?

Bulma was heard making Taz snarling noises, which caught Gohan's attention and spotted her on top of a cliff. He soon got her and flew back to the direction of the ship.

Bulma: oh, well how nice of you to finally come and get me... only you left me stranded on my own to fend for myself! Planet's going to hell, I almost die, and I'M FREAKING THE F**K OUT!!!

Gohan: Bulma, how high would you have to fall from to hit terminal velocity?

He asked while giving Bulma an annoyed look. Bulma only glared back and gave no Reply.

Gohan: I thought so.

Back at the battle, Cooler divekicked You, sending You across the ground, and then punched You into a wall.

Cooler: I'ma plant me a dumbass tree!

He planted You inside the ground, which made you get push across the ground and cracking it. As that was going on, Frieza kneed Goka in the stomach.

Frieza: I just love how easy it is to get away with this shit with you people. I want to transform, you just sit there and let me. I want to blow the planet up, you just sit there and let me. I want reach 100% power, and you just sit right there and let me!

Goka wasn't really fazed by Frieza's assault.

Goka: so, can I get a Meat Lover's?

Frieza kneed her in the face.

Goka: UNGH!

(Back on King Kai's planet).

King Kai: And that is my star pupil. I don't even know why I bother...

Kami then contacted King Kai telepathically again.

Kami: King Kai, are you there?

King Kai replied back.

King Kai: oh Kami, do you have an update for me?

Kami: apparently, it's all I'm good for anymore. I wanted to tell you that Mr. Popo has acquired the final Dragon Ball and is ready to summon the dragon.

King Kai: awesome, now let me talk to him.

Kami: heh, if you insist.

King Kai: alright, now Mr. Popo....

His antennae exploded, knocking him down.

King Kai: Gah! How the hell do you work with this guy?!

Kami: It's easier than you think.

Meanwhile, on Earth, Mr. Popo was with all seven Dragon Balls.

Mr. Popo: I'm so f***ing high right now!

Shenron soon appeared.

Shenron: I am the Eternal Dragon. Speak your wish and I shall...

He noticed it was Mr. Popo.

Shenron: oh, it is you, my master. Is it time to lay waste to this world?

Mr. Popo: eh, not yet. Give 'em a couple hundred years, see if they can clean this up.

Shenron: then how might I be of service, Lord Popo?

Mr. Popo: good question. Kami, The f**k am I doing?

Kami: good question. King Kai, the f**k is he doing?

King Kai was being helped up by Tien.

King Kai: ah, my head. Okay, listen, I want you to bring back everyone Frieza and her men have killed.

Kami: why?

King Kai: are you questioning God?

Kami: are you?

King Kai: not in the mood, Kami!

Kami: fine! Not my problem anyway. Mr. Popo.......

Mr. Popo: I heard. Dragon, bring back all the worthless maggots that were killed by Frieza and her men or, whatever.

Shenron: as you command, so it shall be.

His eyes started glowing, using his powers to revive all who were killed.

A/N: The 5 minute clock is ticking.