A/N: The goddess of destruction arrives on earth, and at Bulma's party no less. Now Vegeta must make sure the deity doesn't loose her temper, or earth is doomed.

On Bulma's cruise ship, You stood beside Logan and the others as you were trying to figure out what to do regarding the situation that Mewtwo mentioned to you. You were rubbing the bridge of your nose as you were still fully processing.

(Y/N): Okay, so, we're dealing with a new threat that can also blow up planets easily, they're more deadlier than Majin Buu and they're heading this way. And what's worse is that they could show up here at any time and we have no idea on what they could look like.

You said as you paced back and forth while thinking about what to do.

Groudon: Not to mention that if they show up somewhere on the planet, we'll have to split from Bulma's party.

Logan: Yeah, and she's already annoyed with both Goka and Vegeta's abscenes.

Kyogre: Yeah, she'll probably hunt us down if we leave right in the middle of her birthday party.

Mewtwo: It's either dealing with a threat that can destroy a planet or an angry birthday woman. Which do you think is really worse?

Kyogre: Is that a trick question?

Mewtwo: -_-

Frostwing: Well uh...... how can we be entirely sure this person is even coming to earth. M.... Maybe they're just passing by and they were getting a little close.

Mewtwo: Frostwing, I know exactly what I felt. I wouldn't be in this much desperation over someone "getting a little close".

Logan: He's got you there, Frostwing.

Frostwing: <_<

(Y/N): How exactly are we going to try going about it when this person does eventually show up?

Mewtwo: I..... don't know. All we do know is that when this person does eventually appear, we need to take them out as soon as possible before they can try to destroy the planet.

Logan: Great, we've got a powerful being coming and we have no real plan at all. We're pretty much in the same position that we're usually in when it comes to these types of situations.

Back on King Kai's planet, Goka groaned as she was still unable to get up after the ass beating from Lady Beera not too long ago.

Goka: Ugh..... King Kai...... Everything is hurting.

King Kai: Gee, I wonder why.

Bubbles soon approached Goka with a senzu bean in his hand.

Goka: Oh, what's that you got, Bubbles?

Bubbles moved the bean near Goka's mouth.

Goka: Uh.... King Kai, where did Bubbles pull this bean from?

King Kai: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.

He said before Bubbles put the bean in her mouth and she began to eat it. After swallowing, she widened her eyes and stood back up.

Goka: All better! King Kai, The others are all on earth, they gotta know about what's happened!

King Kai: Alright ahead of you and I told Vegeta about it.

Goka: Wait, you told Vegeta?

King Kai: Yeah, looking back at it now, it probably wasn't the best of ideas.

Goka: I should probably hurry back to earth and warn everyone else. Or......

King Kai: What?

Goka: I can stay here and train for a little bit so that I can get stronger.

King Kai:........... You are such a f**king idiot.

Back on Earth, Vegeta was laying down on one of the long chairs outside while laying her hands behind her head.

Bulma: Well, that's surprising. I figured you would have been in there all day training, as usual.

Vegeta: Oh god f**king damn it.

She groaned under her voice as Bulma approached.

Bulma: Come on. It wouldn't kill you to not be your usual grumpy self and just join everyone in a party.

Vegeta: You know I don't usually attend these type of things to begin with. Only reason I have to is because (Y/N) practically makes me come or ends up threatening me for it. Empty threats of course, but still.

Bulma: Do you saiyans ever bothered to have something that doesn't involve fighting and killing almost everything you saw?

Vegeta: Is that a trick question?

Bulma: Ugh! Fine, sit there like a grouch.

She said before walking off.

Vegeta growled as she walked off as her body started shaking a little bit.

Vegeta's mind: Damn it! Why the hell am I trembling over this Lady Beera shit! I'm the great Vegeta and yet I'm trembling in fear as if I'm the bald man or something.

She growled before soon getting up out of the seat and stormed off somewhere else on the ship. As she walked off, she passed by the Pilaf Gang.

Mai: Gee, what's that lady's deal?

Shu: Not sure, I was too distracted by the widow's peak on her head.

Pilaf: Is that what that was? I just thought there was a Mcdonalds nearby and she was a weird employee.

When she was finally by herself, Vegeta slammed her fist against a wall, creating a small hole in the process.

Vegeta: Damn it! Lady Beera, why does that name bother me so much?! I've heard it before. But where?!

Lady Beera: Having a little trouble trying to remember, Princess Vegeta?

Vegeta: Well, actually yes. But that's not..... wait what?!

She yelled before quickly turning around to see where that voice came from. When she did, there seemed to be no one around.

Vegeta: What the.....?

Elsewhere on the ship, Frostwing soon widened his eyes and looked around while breathing at a faster pace.

Frostwing's mind: Oh no.....

Back with Vegeta, she continued looking around to see where the voice had come from before she spoke.

Vegeta: There's no one here? Shit, I really am starting to go crazy, aren't I?

Behind her, Lady Beera stood as she then reached her arm out with her index finger pointing towards Vegeta, slowly stopping behind the female saiyan's head.

Lady Beera:....................... BOO!

Vegeta: OH F**K!

Vegeta yelled before she jumped away a couple paces and turned around to face Lady Beera, as well as Whis and Austine.

Lady Beera: Gotcha.

Vegeta: You! Who are you?!

Lady Beera: Really? You don't remember? I guess that hair really does take up more space in your head than your own brain does.

Vegeta growled before charging toward Lady Beera with the intention to strike her. But after the deity gave a light glare, causing Vegeta to suddenly stumble and fall over right in front of them.

Vegeta: M..... My body. Why can't I move my body?

She looked up at Lady Beera, who looked down at her, still giving the same light glare. In this moment, something finally clicked within the back of Vegeta's head. She finally remembered.

(Flashback).

Many years ago on Planet Vegeta, Lady Beera had paid the saiyans a visit. A long table of food was laid out for her and everything. At the moment, she didn't look all too happy as King Vegeta was kneeling to her while she had one foot pressed right on the back of his head. The King grunted as if he was trying to prevent his head from getting pressed against the floor.

Lady Beera: Do you know why I'm so upset right now, King Vegeta?

King Vegeta: Because.... I couldn't carry out the orders you instructed to me before the appointed deadline.

Lady Beera: Wrong!

She yelled as Whis and Austine stood by and watched Beera go about her business. During this, the young Princess Vegeta had been watching what was going on.

Vegeta: For her to do such a disrespectful thing to my father like that. Who does this person think she is to treat the king of saiyans like this?!

She whispered to herself in anger.

Lady Beera: You know I am a very generous goddess. But there's only so few things I can tolerate. And one thing I absolutely can never tolerate is the insensitivity of those who do not pay a deity their due respect.

She said before pressing her foot down further, slamming King Vegeta's head against the floor and even cracking it. Vegeta looked in both shock and horror at the sight of this.

Lady Beera: I gave you very specific horders to bring me the most comfortable pillow in the universe. You stole it from a planet somewhere else.

She then kneeled down before gripping King Vegeta by the hair and pulling his head up to make him look at her.

Lady Beera: You tried to give me a lousy average pillow to try and pass it off as the best pillow in the universe while you kept the real one for yourself. Did you really think I would be stupid enough not to notice such a trick?

She said before slamming his head against the floor, causing him to yell in pain. Having enough of seeing her father being disrespected, Vegeta gripped her fist and walked out of the spot she was watching the entire ordeal from.

Vegeta: You damn cat! I will not allow you to treat us Saiyans like that!

She yelled before running toward Lady Beera, who looked over her shoulder to the direction of the approaching princess. She glared a little bit, causing Vegeta to widen her eyes before she stumbled and fell over in front of Lady Beera and the king.

(End of Flashback).

Lady Beera: So then, remember me now?

Vegeta: Goddess of Destruction..... Lady Beera.

Lady Beera: I thought you might have grown up into someone who would have been at least a tiny bit of a challenge for me. But it seems like you can't even stand up properly in my prescenes. I could have easily destroyed both you and your planet without a second moment of hesitation, you know.

She said before approaching Vegeta and kneeling down to her.

Lady Beera: You seem to be enjoying yourself around all these people. If your personality is anything like your father's I would have figured you wouldn't have had anyone left. I have a question to ask of you. Does the name of "Super Saiyan God" Ring a bell to you?

Vegeta: Super Saiyan God?

Lady Beera: So, you don't know either then?

Whis: Lady Beera, it would seem that your premination was little more than a simple dream.

Lady Beera: I know exactly what I saw and what the fish said!

She said before she, Austine and Whis heard the sound of Bulma sighing as she was walking around the ship. The three of them turned around to see her. She soon looked over and noticed all of them.

Bulma: Hm? Oh.... so this is where you ran off to.

Vegeta soon felt the feeling around her body wear off as it felt like she could move again, but she chose not to get back up, worrying what Lady Beera might do.

Bulma: Um....... Vegeta, who are......

Vegeta: G..... Get away from here!

Lady Beera: Well, It seems like you still lack proper manners as usual, Princess Vegeta.

She said before turning her full attention to Bulma.

Lady Beera: And it looks like this one over here might had almost a little too much to drink.

Bulma: Only about 13 glasses or so. Who are you guys?

Whis: Oh, how rude of us. My name is Whis. This is my master, Lady Beera. And this is her daughter, Austine.

He said, introducing himself and the other two to her.

Lady Beera: We just happened to run into Vegeta while making a little stop to Earth.

Austine: Yeah, Vegeta and us have a little bit of..... history, if you would.

Bulma: Wait really? That's kind of surprising. The only friend I remember Vegeta having was that one bald guy who killed all our friends when he first invaded earth. And he killed him.

Vegeta: I did a massive favor by getting rid of him.... for as long as I was able to, of course.

Bulma soon approached Lady Beera and held out her hand.

Bulma: I'm Bulma. I'm not exactly what you would call close friends with Vegeta, but I am close friends with someone she's much more closer with.

Lady Beera: A pleasure to meet you.

She said as she shook her hand.

Bulma: Hey, while you're all here, why don't you join the party we've got going on. We're celebrating my birthday here today.

Lady Beera: It's a rather tempting offer. But, I'm not sure if we should intrude.

Bulma: It's no problem at all, there's enough food and activities for everyone.

Lady Beera: Well, now that you mention it, I couldn't help being attracted to the scent of the delicious looking food you have here when I first arrived.

Austine: Figured.

Bulma: Then come this way, we've got some of the finest chefs from back home helping with the catering.

She said as she and the other three began heading back to the part of the ship where the party was.

Vegeta: B... Bulma, wait!

Vegeta said as she started to get back up on her feet, all while her worries grew more and more. Elsewhere on the ship, Frostwing was continuing to frantically look around.

Logan: Hey.

Logan said as he placed a hand on Frostwing's shoulder, getting his attention.

Frostwing: Huh?

Logan: You alright? You look like you saw a ghost or some shit.

Frostwing: Who, me? Nah, I'm cool. I'm totally fine.

Logan: Dude, your skin looks like it's turning pale. You could almost pass off as a vampire.

Frostwing: It's nothing. Really.

Logan: Look, if it's about the situation we're currently in, try not to worry TOO MUCH about it. I know it's bad, but surprisingly we've gotten out of a similar situation somehow.

Frostwing: Dude, I promise I'm fine. I just.............

Bulma: Hey everyone, attention please!

Bulma yelled on stage, with Lady Beera, Austine and Whis right beside her. Everyone there looked toward the stage after she called out to them. Frostwing immediately widened his eyes and tensed up the moment he saw them.

Bulma: These three here are Vegeta's friends. Beera, Whis and Austine.

Lady Beera: Hello, a pleasure to meet you all.

She said, greeting everyone as Vegeta watched from the bushes near by. As she did, Beera casually looked over her shoulder a bit to Vegeta's direction in the bushes, causing the princess to tense for a moment before looking back at the others to continue greeting them. While everyone's attention was focused on Lady Beera, Whis and Austine, Frostwing looked around for a moment before carefully sneaking away from the group and tried to get out of sight as soon as he could.

Logan: Well, They're an oddly weird bunch, huh?

He said without a reply.

Logan: Frostwing?

He turned around and saw that he was gone.

Logan: What the......?

Frostwing wasn't the only one who had snuck away from everyone else. On another part of the ship, Frieza was panting while leaning on the side of a wall.

Frieza: What the hell is she doing here?!

She said as she was beginning to sweat a lot and carefully moved along the side of the wall.

Frieza: If she's here to do what I think she's here to do, then I need to get myself off of this rock as soon as I can.

She peaked from the corner of the wall and looked back and Beera conversing with everyone.

Frieza: She doesn't look like she's gotten angry or anything. Things should be fine at the moment.

She said as Vegeta looked around from the bushes she was hiding in and thought to herself.

Vegeta's mind: I guess she can't really cause us any trouble as long as she's in a mood. But given the amount of idiots here, she could go off at any moment just from one bad move by any of them.

Bulma: This is Yamcha.....

Frieza and Vegeta respectfully looked over to Bulma, Beera and Yamcha with wide eyed expressions.

Bulma: I'm..... actually not really sure why he's here. I don't think I even invited him.

Yamcha: Well, you sent Puar an invite, so I assumed that it was also meant for me as well.

Bulma: It wasn't. But it's..... still nice to see you here.

Lady Beera: A pleasure to meet you.

She said as she held out her hand.

Yamcha: Don't be so formal. Bring it in.

He said before wrapping his arm around her shoulder, causing Vegeta and Frieza to tense up at this.

Yamcha: Between all these other Saiyans, Kids and Legendary Pokemon, I'm kind of an old timer. And not to toot my own horn, but I'm one of the greatest fighters around. So if you're feeling nervous or anything, I can get that.

Austine: I feel like he's trying to compensate for something.

Whis: Oh most certainly.

The two of them whispered to each other while Yamcha continued talking with Lady Beera.

Yamcha: But it's a party. We can all just relax here. No need to start a fight or anything.

He said as he gave Lady Beera a light smack on the back, much to the Goddess' surprise and both Vegeta and Frieza's horror.

Frieza: Oh f**k!

Vegeta: That scar faced idiot!

Before anything could escalate, Killin soon came in with a tray of food.

Killin: Alright, who's hungry?

He asked while raising up the plate of foot as an off for someone to try.

Lady Beera: What the hell is this now?

She asked while leaning forward to sniff for a moment.

Whis: I don't believe I've ever had this kind of food before.

Austine: What is it?

Krillin: It's a party-special. I call it Russian Roulette Takoyaki!

During this, Frostwing poked his head out from the edge to another floor of the ship and looked down at where the party was.

Krillin: This is a special dish. Because instead of octopus meat, I filled up one of the balls with a crap ton of wasabi and a whole lot of spices and then mixed it in with all of these. So, it's sort of a test of your luck on which one it is.

Vegeta: That idiot is gonna get us killed if she grabs the spicy one.

She said before walking out of the bush and approached krillin.

Vegeta: Who would want to bother trying something as nonsensical as that!

Krillin: You know Vegeta, not everyone likes a party pooper.

Lady Beera: Yes, I'm especially not very fond of them.

Lady Beera said while glaring at Vegeta, causing the saiyan princess to back up.

Lady Beera: I don't know much about this wasabi stuff, but looking at this food here is making it too hard to resist.

Whis: It looks very similar to the Super Sweet black cherry sauce from Planet Banna. It smells quite different though.

Lady Beera: Let's see how it tastes.

She said before picking up a Takoyaki ball from the plate and started to blow on it a bit.

Frieza: Okay, so she's going ahead with the fancy named meatballs or whatever. But it should be perfectly fine. The chances of her getting the one with the wasabi in it just from her first try are a million to......

Lady Beera took a bite out of te takoyaki, and after a moment of chewing, she soon widened her eyes. Frieza, Vegeta and Frostwing all tensed up again.

Frieza: to a million!

Frostwing: Crap!

Vegeta: We...... Are....... F**ked......

Vegeta said as she fell to one knee as Beera was silent for a moment, with her making a few quick groans under her breath before speaking.

Lady Beera: That was........ Delicious!

Vegeta, Frieza and Frostwing: Eh?!

Lady Beera: I never thought the idea of a fluffy white ball with a piece of chewy octopus would taste so delightful as this. How have I never tasted this type of combination before?! And the sauce as well, it's truly divine.

She said as Whis and Austine tried some for themselves as well.

Whis: Hmmm, not bad at all. We'll need to add this to our dinner menu.

Vegeta sighed in relief and sat down.

Vegeta: Ugh...... I don't think even having an infinite life would be enough to handle all this stress and anxiety.

She said as Krillin approached.

Krillin: See Vegeta, everyone's having fun with this. You should really lighten up.

Krillin said before he ate one of the Takoyakis and found out real fast that it was the one with the wasabi in it as his face turned red and his mouth spewed out flames.

Krillin: Oh god my mouth is on fire!

He yelled as he ran around for a little bit before releasing one last stream of flames and falling onto the floor.

Krillin:................ I think I might have put just a little too much spice in there......

The krillin counter was about to show up, but it was soon shattered to bit after a gunshot went off. The culprit was the author writing this story.

Austin: I had to go through hell having to constantly remember that damn counter. Not this time. And yes, I shattered the fourth wall just to tell people I'm not doing the counter anymore. Big whoop.

He said before just disappearing. With that random bullshit out of the way, we get back to our story. After Krillin experienced one of the worst burns to his mouth yet, Groudon and Kyogre were speaking to each other about it.

Groudon: I still think they should have gone with my idea for Takoyakis.

Kyogre: if they went with your idea, it would have likely ended up burning everyone's mouth worse than what Krillin just went through.

Groudon: Nonsense, I've eaten them all the time and felt no such effects. Plus, it's better than them basically just eating soggy Takoyaki, like with your idea.

Kyogre: I've eaten them many times and not once have they ever tasted or felt soggy in the slightest.

While they continued having this conversation, You approached Mewtwo and whispered with him.

(Y/N): You think this person might be the threat you were talking about.

Mewtwo: I don't know. We might need to keep an eye on them just to be sure. The moment anything suspicious from them happens, we need to act.

(Y/N): You got any special kind of ability to use on if they ever started to try anything?

Mewtwo: If I did, I would have told you a lot sooner.

(Y/N): Oh......

Mewtwo: Yeah........

Elsewhere on the ship, Trunks and Goten were chasing after each othwr with water guns. While they were playing, Lady Beera, Austin and Whis watched them while speaking with each other.

Lady Beera: They seem to be only half saiyans, and children at that. I doubt they'll know a thing.

Whis: We could ask the other one, but we might only get the same results.

He said, referring to Gohan, who was just standing near the side of the boat with Videl beside him.

Austine: Well.... seems like this whole trip was pretty much pointless then.

Lady Beera: Ugh.... and here I was hoping I would have finally gotten the answers I was looking for. Where is that blasted Super Saiyan God.

Frieza and Vegeta: Lady Beera!

The three of them soon looked to see Frieza and Vegeta approach them from two different directions before the two stopped and kneeled before them, each with their own individual plates of Takoyaki. The two immediately looked at each other in surprise.

Lady Beera: Well then, I expected Vegeta to attempt some sort of service here, but seeing you actually bother to do some kind of work is rather surprising to see, Frieza.

Frieza:..............

Lady Beera: Perhaps being on this planet long enough caused you to mellow out of that annoying attitude of yours.

Frieza's mind: she's one to talk about attitude.

She thought to herself as Lady Beera picked a takoyaki from one of the plates and ate it.

Austine: So then, what are we gonna do now?

Lady Beera: Well, we don't have any other leads, and I'm pretty much too full to keep on eating much more. I guess we'll just head on home and take a nap.

Vegeta's mind: Oh thank god. The sooner she gets the f**k off this planet and back to her own, the better.

Lady Beera: Say.....

Both Frieza and Vegeta looked up at Lady Beera at the same time.

Lady Beera: That person on the Northern Kai's planet, what was her name again?

Whis: Son Goka, my lady.

Lady Beera: Yeah, Goka, that's right. What relations do you have with her?

Frieza: Well ugh....... her and (Y/N) might have fought me back in namek a long time ago.

Vegeta: And both me and here are rivals, I guess.

Lady Beera: You guess?

Vegeta tensed up again as she wasn't able to reply.

Lady Beera: Guess a lot has changed since I last saw you saiyans, you've gotten completely soft now.

She was then suddenly squirted in the face by water. Frieza and Vegeta tensed up once more and turned around to see that the water had come from Trunks, who had unintentionally hit her with the water as he was trying to aim for Goten.

Trunks: Uh....... Book it!

He yelled before the both of them ran out of there as quickly as they could. Vegeta and Frieza looked back at Lady Beera, who just stood there with her eyes closed with water dripping from her face.

Austine: Oh shit.

Austine sighed, knowing what was about to happen.

Whis: Are you angry, My lady?

Lady Beera: I don't know, Whis. Do I look angry?

Whis: Well.... yes.

Lady Beera: No Whis, I wouldn't say I'm angry. F**KING FURIOUS IS MORE LIKE IT!

She said before a purple aura soon appeared around her body. This burst of purple aura caught the attention of everyone, including You and Mewtwo.

(Y/N): Looks like this is where we come in!

Mewtwo: Right!

He said as Lady Beera rose into the air.

Frostwing: Oh f**k. I don't know what to do. If I jump out there, I'm sure to be found out!

But before Lady Beera could try anything, Vegeta suddenly screamed and ran toward the side of the ship and jumped right off, much to the surprise and confusion of both Lady Beera and Frieza.

Frieza: Good lord, the monkey couldn't take it and commited suicide.

She said as Lady Beera landed back near Whis and Austine, with the aura around her body now gone.

Lady Beera: Well, I wasn't expecting her to go and down that now.

Just then, Vegeta burst out of the water, carrying a giant octopus with her into the air. She swung it higher up before blasting it to bit. She grabbed one of it's tentacles and landed on the part of the ship where the pary ways and made a break for one of the food stands.

Vegeta: Hold this!

She yelled to the guy holding the stand while giving him the tentacle. She tied a white bandana and an orange apron. She then started cleaning up some of the trays at a fast pace before pouring a liquid substance into said trays. Once done, she called out to Lady Beera.

Vegeta: I shall bring you some crunchy, fluffy treats in just a second!

Lady Beera: Well... that was a real tone shifter. Somehow I feel a lot less angry now than I was earlier.

Whis; Well, being angry does tend to make you hungry, anyway.

From the other level of the ship, Frostwing was panting like crazy after what had happened.

Frostwing: That was far too close.

He said as he soon moved back to the edge to peek at them from above once more.

Frostwing: I don't know how much longer this can last.

Suddenly, Austine looked over her shoulder, right to Frostwing's direction. He quickly moved back to get out of sight.

Frostwing: Shit! Shit! Shit!

Austine squinted her eyes for a moment before turning her head back around.

Whis: I say, Lady Beera, have you ever tried this desert substance known as pudding?

Lady Beera: Pudding?

Whis: It has a very smooth texture to it and it's quite delicious. I even heard someone say that it's the best pudding they ever had.

Lady Beera: Really? is it that special? If someone says it's the best, then it clearly must be true.

Austine: Basically what certain portions of space twitter will try saying.

Lady Beera: Just follow me, Lady Beera, it should be just right this way.

He said before he started walking off, with Lady Beera and Austine following behind him. After a little bit, Frostwing peaked his head out to see that they were gone.

Frostwing: Oh thank goodness.

He said in relief. He was about to turn around and walk off, but he was then met face to face with Austine, causing him to yell and fall over.

Frostwing: Oh crap!

Austine: Well, Well, Well. Never thought I would see you here on this little planet.

Frostwing's eyes widened in shock while breathing heavily.

A/N: Someone's just been found out.