A/N: With the news of the goddess of destruction heading to the location of his planet, King Kai has to reveal the truth to Goka about what's coming. While on earth, an old foe remerges and shows up in the most unlikely of places.

On his planet, King Kai was just standing there as he was still processing the news that Elder Kai had just told him.

King Kai's mind: Okay, King Kai, just keep calm. I know it seems bad that Beera, the goddess of destruction, is heading right towards your planet and could show up at any moment, but now's not the time to freak out. Freaking out will solve nothing in this situation.

He thought to himself for a moment while continuing to stand there. However, after a moment of silence, he suddenly let out a panic yell that even Goka heard.

King Kai: OH MY F**KING GOD! THIS IS IT FOR US! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Goka: What's the matter, King Kai? Are you having one of those mood swings I hear ChiChi tends to have?

King Kai: I'M NOT HAVING A MOOD SWING, YOU MORON! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

He yelled before he started panting to catch his breath from all of the yelling. After finally catching his breath, he started to speak again, this time in a less rage filled tone.

King Kai: But if I'm not having a mood swing yet, I'm probably about to have one soon.

Goka: Huh?

King Kai: Lady Beera is coming here!

Goka: Lady Beer? I'm not really much of a fan of alcohol honestly. I heard it's not very good for you.

King Kai: Not beer! Lady Beera! She's the Goddess of Destruction and the most powerful being in the entire universe!

Goka: Lady Beera Huh? I don't think I've ever heard of anyone like that before.

She said as King Kai frantically walked around in circles while speaking in another panic.

King Kai: We're screwed! We're so screwed! We're more than screwed!

Goka: Wait, you said that this Lady Beera person is the most powerful being in the universe. That means she's got to be really super strong! And if that's the case, that means I should totally fight her!

She said as she was beginning to get excited. This caused King Kai to stop in place and turn to her.

King Kai: No. No. No! NO! You are not fighting her! Do you understand me?

Goka: What? But King Kai....

King Kai: No! You will not fight her!

Goka: But...

King Kai then proceeded to grab Goka's ear and yank at it.

King Kai: You will not fight her. Lady Beera will destroy us all just from someone looking at her funny! No matter what, you will not fight Lady Beera! Do! You! Understand!

Goka: Ahh! Alright, I get it! I understand.

King Kai: Good.

He said before letting go, causing Goka to hold her hurting ear.

King Kai: This is serious, Goka. More serious than anything before. This might very well be the end of the whole universe if things go wrong.

Goka: Well, there shouldn't be much to worry about, I'm here.

King Kai: That's part of the problem.

Goka: But if this Lady Beera person could end the universe, she must be one really bad person.

King Kai: No, no, no. It's not as black and white as you think. Goka, Lady Beera is a goddess. For there to be proper balance within the universe. There are gods, such as the Kais, who create things, and there are gods, like Lady Beera, who destroy things. Without one or the other, everything could fall into complete and utter chaos.

Goka: Wow.... so, she's sort of a necessary evil?

King Kai: In a way.... yes.

(Meanwhile).

Out in space, Beera, Whis and Austine were approaching the location of King Kai's planet rapidly. Austine stood beside Whis with her hand on his shoulder while Beera, who packed a lunch with her, was strapped to Whis' back and ready to eat. However, before eating, she soon spoke.

Lady Beera: Whis, can't you do something about this lousy lunch box? It's just the roasted salmon from that one planet with all the fish people and I know the crispy chicken came from Space KFC. I'm starting to get sick of these flavors.

She said before picking up one of the foods, still choosing to eat it.

Whis: You say that now, but the moment we go to a space McDonalds or Space Wendy's, you'll just be wanting the chicken again.

Lady Beera: I said I'm sick of it!

Austine: This is why I'm glad we don't have a Space Golden Corral.

She said with a sigh.

Whis: In any case, you better hurry and finish that up, Lady Beera. We'll be arriving on North Kai's planet in about ten minutes.

Lady Beera: Ugh.... fine, but I won't like it.

She said before immediately chowing down on the rest of the food.

(Meanwhile).

On Earth, A few flying type Pokemon were just flying through the air while minding their own business until a certain long and green shape, followed by a much smaller one, passed by and startled every last one of them.

(Y/N): Oops. My bad.

You said as you were flying through the air above the ocean. You were currently on your way to Bulma's birthday party, which she was having on a cruise ship this time.

(Y/N): Leave it to Bulma to choose to have her birthday on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. I get she's rich and it's her birthday, but this feels a little bit much.

You said to yourself as you continued to look around for any signs of the boat. Thankfully, you were finally able to spot it in the distance and you quickly picked up the pace to get there. Once you got close enough, you flew down towards the ship, drawing everyone's attention to you as you arrived before transforming into your human form just before landing.

(Y/N): Hey everyone, sorry if I'm late. Had to go get something from the sky pillar and it took me a bit to try and find the ship.

Bulma: It's alright, (Y/N). You're actually just in time.

(Y/N): Oh good. I'd hate to be missing out on something like this.

Bulma: No, it's fine. I couldn't hold it against you if you were a little late, I know you'd make it on time.

As you looked around the part of the ship where most of everyone was at, you took obvious notice of the fact that you were two people short.

(Y/N): Well, I'm guessing Goka and Vegeta are pretty much no-shows?

Bulma: Ugh! Vegeta is off training back at home while ChiChi told me that Goka went training somewhere and I don't know where she could be.

You sighed in annoyance before speaking again.

(Y/N): She went to King Kai's planet to go train. I deliberately told her to remember to come to your birthday. Biggest mistake was thinking she could remember a simple thing. I knew I should have gone with her.

Bulma: It's fine. Try not to concern yourself too much about it. I just wish that for once they'd put other stuff before training and getting stronger. They're just so stubborn.

(Y/N): Don't worry. I'm sure they'll show back up soon enough. And I'd they don't, I'll make them show up.

You said with an intimidating tone in your voice.

Bulma: Well, whatever the case, I just hope they at least show up before it's over. You don't need to worry yourself about them. Just relax and enjoy the party.

She said before soon walking off, leaving you by yourself to do your own thing.You chose to just move around the ship and have a look at all of the stuff that was going on. As you were walking around, Trunks and Goten ran past as if they were in a hurry somewhere. You only gave a confused look as you continued walking around the place. As the boys ran through the ship, Trunks was leading Goten somewhere.

Goten: Are you really gonna show me all of the bingo prizes you guys have?

Trunks: Yeah, just for you, buddy! This way!

He said as he led Goten past the kitchen and several other halls of the ship before reaching a massive door.

Trunks: Get ready to see some of the coolest stuff you're not gonna see anywhere else.

He said before the door opened up to reveal a big diamond, a red car, a jet and most surprisingly, Osaka Castle.

Goten: Wooooooow! You guys have Osaka Castle as one of your bingo prizes?!

Trunks: Well, it's more of a replica. Bulma got pissed that we were able to buy the actual one, so she and her dad just decided on having some of the people that work for them to make what they said is supposed to be it but better...... some of them kinda died while making this.

Goten: How were you guys able to fit a whole castle inside of this ship?

Trunks: I asked her the same thing, but she only told me to not ask her questions I wasn't prepared to hear the answer to or something. But you haven't seen anything yet.

He said before clicking a button on one of the walls before a single yellow light turned on and a door opened up from under the floor to raise up a large metal pillar-looking thing that was guarded by a cage of purple lasers.

Trunks: Pretty impressive huh?

Trunks said as Goten approached the laser with an interested look.

Goten: Ooooooooo~

Trunks: Goten, wait....!

Goten touched one of the lasers with his finger and was immediately shocked and knocked back into a wall.

Trunks: You can't just touch stuff like that. It's dangerous.

Goten: It looked so colorful and tasty looking. I thought it was a big purple twizzler.

Trunks: It's literally glowing and sparking.

Goten: I mean, maybe Bulma wanted to try making some kind of deadly candy.

Trunks: I mean yeah, if she wanted to make the worst halloween prank ever.

Goten: So, is this the prize that's better than the others?

Trunks: Actually, it's inside all of that.

Goten: Aw man, with tight security like this, we'll probably never be able to get inside that thing without some sort of huge and complex way of.....

Before he could finish his sentence, Trunks pulled a plug off from the wall and the lasers soon turned off.

Trunks: Bulma's a great inventor, but I think she still needs some work when it comes to turning off security systems.

He said before he and Goten approached the metal pillar and saw a number code thing next to what looked like a closed door.

Trunks: Inside of this is the grand prize for whoever wins first place at bingo.

He said before typing the buttons to the code before the red light on the top of the pillar glowed and the door opened up for them. The door opened up to reveal a smaller pillar with glowing blue glass on top of it.

(Meanwhile).

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On a tiny island filled with holes for some reason, a small blue skin boy with pointed ears, a red and black hat with a star in the middle, yellow jacket and brown shorts, was sitting by himself while fishing. So far, he hasn't had much luck. This boy was Emperor Pilaf, one of Goka's many enemies from the past when she was a kid.

Pilaf: Man, I'm starving. If I can't catch anything soon, I might just have to resort to eating Shu. Hm... I've always wondered what a dog might taste like.

He said before a girl in a green gymnasterka and black wellington, a belt and holster approached him from behind while carrying a shovel. This girl was Mai, one of Pilaf's two goons.

Mai: Hey jackass smurf, we're done digging your holes. Anytime you're ready to die, just tell us and I'll make it quick.

Pilaf: What makes you think all of those holes are gonna be for me?

Mai: How about the fact that you're the reason that we're even in this mess to begin with.

After Mai said that, a small anthropomorphic Shiba-inu dog . This was Shu. He had ginger fur that covered his entire body, and a tan face and paws. He had a shinobi shozoku that consisted of a purple hood, a purple kimono with a yellow shirt underneath it, purple hakama pants, a pale blue or white sash, black tabi socks, straw waraji sandals and was carrying a wakizashi on his back.

Shu: We've been eating so much grass for three days that there's no more grass on this stinking island!

pilaf: This is hardly my fault when I was just following what was written on this lousy map. I had to spend almost my entire fortune on it just to get it!

Mai grabbed the map from out of his hand and crumbled it up.

Mai: Yeah, congratulations, you got scammed by a crappy cheap map and an even crappier boat with an even more crappier engine that broke because you decided to be too damn careless. Now we're pretty much stuck on this island for god knows how long until someone finds us. If they ever will!

Shu: Is this really how I go out? Dying on a deserted island, starving to death. I never got to truly live my life outside of having to work with you guys.

Pilaf: Oh with you both can it already. If you did as much digging as you do complaining, we might have found that treasure by now!

Mai soon closed her eyes and turned around before speaking again.

Mai: I'll keep digging, but the next hole I dig won't be for the treasure, it'll be for where we'll bury your mangled corpse!

She yelled before plunging her shovel into the sand and furiously began to dig, much to Pilaf's fright.

Pilaf's mind: I need to think of something to get us out of here soon before they might even ME after I die. How did things ever come for this? Me, Emperor pilaf, reduced to a child and stuck on this lousy island. I can't even catch a fish.

Pilaf: Even the fish don't respect the great Emperor Pilaf!

He yelled out in anger. As this was going on, back on the ship, The glowing blue glass opened up to reveal to Goten that the grand prize for the bingo game was the dragon balls. This resulted in something to start beeping inside one of Pilaf's pockets.

Pilaf: Hm?

He quickly pulled a radar out of his pocket and saw that seven objects on the tiny screen were heading his way. This prompted Pilaf to yell at this realization.

Pilaf: All seven Dragon Balls together? And they're coming right towards us?!

Pilaf soon turned his head over to the side after hearing the sound of the approaching cruise ship.

Pilaf: Holy shit, there really is a god after all.

Pilaf soon started to chuckle, catching the attention of Mai and Shu.

Pilaf: Finally! Finally! Our luck is finally turning around!

Shu: What's he talking about?

Mai: He's finally started going crazy, we need to put him out of his and our misery!

Pilaf: I haven't lost it you fools, I have found the seven Dragon Balls!

He yelled as he turned to the both of them, with them both replying with shocked expressions.

Pilaf: Our salvation lies just on that cruise ship!

Back on the ship, the glass soon closed back up, with the door closing back as well as the lasers being turned back on. This caused the rader he had to no longer pick up on the dragon balls.

Mai: How do we know you're not just going crazy and saying that?

Pilaf: Just look for yourselves.

He said before showing them the screen of the dragon rader, which was currently showing nothing on it.

Mai:........ I hope you've made peace with your god.

Pilaf: What are you talking about?!

Shu: There's nothing on that thing.

Pilaf soon looked back at the radar and saw for himself that the dragon balls were no longer beeping on the radar.

Pilaf: What?! How is this possible?! They were there just a second ago!

Mai: You were clearly just lying to save your own skin, that's why.

Pilaf: No, I, the great Emperor Pilaf, know exactly what I saw! Quickly! We need to row over to that ship as soon as we can!

He yelled before the three of them ran to their boat before Mai and Shu started rowing as fast as they could, but after a bit, they started to tire out.

Mai: God, all this rowing wouldn't be such a pain in the ass if I wasn't a kid.

Shu: And it wouldn't be such a pain for me if I wasn't starving!

Pilaf: Hurry, the boat is just a little bit further!

Mai soon noticed that water was starting to leak into the boat.

Mai: Oh crap, the boat's leaking!

Pilaf: Quickly! Row as if your lives depend on it!

Shu: Our lives do depend on it!

Pilaf: Then row!

Mai and Shu rowed as fast as they could while Pilaf pulled out a bucked and tried to scup up and toss out the water that was coming in. As they were, something from below the water was beginning to approach them.

Shu: Sir, it's no use, there's too much water, the weight is dragging us down.

Pilaf: Quick, get to the front of the boat.

He said before the three of them did just that as the boat was beginning to sink. As this happened, Mai began crying.

Mai: Oh god why! I don't want to die like this! Dying out at sea as a child with you two idiots!

Pilaf: Man up you two, we can't give up yet. The dragon balls are just within our reach!

he said before the boat, and them, were tipped over into the water by something. They soon resurfaced and panted for air while confused as to what did that. However, Mai quickly found out what might have been the cause of it when she saw the dorsal of an approaching Sharpedo poking out of the water.

Mai: P.... Pilaf?

Pilaf: Eh?

He quickly turned around to see the dorsal as well.

Pilaf: SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

He yelled as the three of them kicked their arms and legs into high gear as they swam with all their might to try and get away from the shark pokemon. The sharpedo soon jumped out of the water to try and snatch out three of them, but they quickly managed to jump onto the side of the boat and latch onto it before the hungry pokemon could get any of them.

Shu: Hold crap, we actually managed to escape that.

Mai: I thought we were fish food.

Pilaf: No creature, not even a pokemon shall ever make a meal of me!

Trunks: Hey, what are you guys doing down there?

Pilaf: Huh?

The three of them looked up to see a ladder being tossed down to them, much to their surprise.

Goten: Quickly, climb up that thing and get up here.

The three of them quickly did so, drying themselves off sometime after.

Pilaf: It feels good to finally be away from the ocean in some way.

Goten: What were you guys doing all the way down there at the ship anyways?

Pilaf: Oh, simple really. We were there because of the dra.....

Mai quickly nudged him at the side, making him realize that he had almost given himself away.

Pilaf: Uh.... we were there because of uh....... oh what the duce do these kids usually do..... um.... were shooting a drama. That's it! We were shooting a drama!

Trunks: If you guys are shooting a drama, then where's your camera?

Pilaf: Oh, well you see.... the funny thing about all that is.....

Before Pilaf could explain, he, Mai and Shu's attention was drawn to something else as they caught the alluring scent of something. This was then followed up with their stomachs rumbling.

Trunks: You guys want something to eat? It's Bulma's birthday today and we're having a big party on this ship. They have a ton of food stalls here.

Mai and Shu: Count us in!

Pilaf: Wait a second! We don't accept charity from others! I'm an emperor after all.

He said to them, causing them both to sigh.

Trunks: Um... okay? Well, if you guys ever still feel like eating, they'll be here.

Trunks said before he and Goten ran off.

Pilaf: It'll be fine. All we have to do is wait until we get to land and we can get something to eat once we do.

Shu: Can't we just have a little bite?

Pilaf: Nonsense. All we have to do is sit and wait. It shouldn't be too hard.

He said as the three of them sat down near a wall and simply waited. However, as they did, many waiters and waitresses carrying plates of food passed them by. Each plate after the last causing them to drool at the sight.

Shu: I don't think I can even last another minute without eating.

Pilaf: We haven't even been sitting here for a minute yet.

Mai: If I have to continue sitting here for a minute, I'll eat you.

Pilaf gulped in response to this threat before Goten and Trunks suddenly showed back up with planets of food in their hands.

Goten: Here you guys go. You look like you were starving, so we got you these. Everything here is really delicious.

After getting a good whiff of the food, Pilaf only continued to drool more before speaking.

Pilaf: W.... Well, since you insist. I suppose there wouldn't be too much harm....

He said before picking up a shrimp and eating it. Pilaf, amazed by the taste of it, blushed as he voiced his amazement towards what he had just tasted.

Pilaf: I think this food has just released a tingling sensation within me.

Mai and Shu: Eh?!

Pilaf: You two, try some. It's truly divine!

He said as he continued to eat, with Mai and Shu quickly doing the same. The three of them in pure bliss from the food. Elsewhere on the ship, You had been moving around the ship for quite a while and spoke with a few of the others who had shown up there before you had. You eventually found that Logan and Frostwing were at the party as well, along with Groudon and Kyogre. Logan had an irritated look on his face as Groudon and Kyogre seemed to be arguing with each other. You approached the four of them to see what was going on.

(Y/N): Hey guys, how's it going?

logan: Pretty terrible actually, at least just before you showed up. These two idiots started arguing about the weather and the both of them continuously started changing it. Groudon kept trying to change it to where the weather was too hot and Sunny for everyone else but fine for him, while Kyogre kept trying to change it to where the weather was too cold and rainy for everyone else but fine for him.

Groudon: Hey! There's no such thing as too hot and sunny!

Kyogre: And there's no such thing as too cold and rainy!

Logan: Me and the others tried to get the two of them to stop and just leave the day as normal as it was supposed to be today, but they refused to listen to anything we said and continued arguing.

Groudon: I'm trying to keep someone from drowning all of us!

Kyogre: and I'm trying to keep someone from burning all of us!

(Y/N): Well, seems like even after many decades of slumber and battles with many powerful beings, they're still not past bickering with each other over stuff like this.

Logan: It's like watching 2 siblings fight. How did you manage to put up with stuff like this in the past?

(Y/N): It was actually a lot worse back then. When they weren't throwing words at each other, they would trade blows with each other. The last time they did this, they ended up nearly destroying several continents in the process.

Logan: Are you for real?

(Y/N): Yep. Last time this happened, the two decided to go all out on each other. So, I had to go all out on them as well.

logan: Wow.

(Y/N): Yeah. It's not fun. But no one said that legendary Pokémon were easy to get along with one another. It's just how things usually tend to be sometimes.

Groudon and kyogre bashed heads with each other as they were about to break out into a fight.

(Y/N): Alright boys, enough. I'm here now. So, no more arguing and fighting with each other over what you want the weather to be. It's not too hot or too wet. It's perfectly balanced for everyone to enjoy and not worth trying to kill each other over.

The two of them growled at each other for a moment before merely looking away from each other and crossing their arms while huffing.

Logan: Oh thank god.

(Y/N): Yeah, they can be a handful sometimes, but they mean well.... most of the time.

After speaking, you noticed that Frostwing didn't turn once the whole time. He was just still looking up at the sky.

(Y/N): Um.... Hey, Frostwing, how's it going?

Frostwing: Hm? Oh uh..... I've been doing fine. Just.... real fine and all.

(Y/N): You alright, you look a little worried about something.

Logan: Yeah, you look like someone found out some sort of secret about something.

Logan then leaned forward and whispered to Frostwing.

Logan: Someone didn't find out about those two yet, have they?

Frostwing: Of course not. I'd never let anyone else find out.

He whispered back before turning back to answer your question.

Frostwing: I'm fine. Really. I uh......... I kinda just had a little less sleep last night than I usually get.

He said, being forced to make up a lie.

(Y/N): You sure?

Frostwing: Yeah, totally. It's just a little lack of sleep. There's nothing to worry about at all.

(Y/N): Frostwing, you're starting to sound worried about something.

Frostwing: Uh.......

(Y/N): Is there something you're not telling me?

Frostwing: Uuuuuuuh....!!!!

Before Frostwing could say anything else, a ball of glowing purple aura approached the ship and stopped right in front of the five of you.

(Y/N): Eh?

The light from the Aura dimmered and through it, you saw that it was Mewtwo, who had a look of desperation on his face.

(Y/N): Mewtwo?

Frostwing; Oh thank god. A save.

He whispered to himself.

Mewtwo: (Y/N), there's something I need to tell you. The fate of the planet could be at risk!

(Y/N): AGAIN?!

(Meanwhile).

Back on King Kai's world, a realization suddenly hit Goka and she soon began to freak out.

Goka: Oh no.......... Oh noooooo!

King Kai: What is it, Goka?!

King Kai yelled as he ran out from his house.

Goka: I forgot to bring my muffins with me!

King Kai slid across the ground on his face after hearing this, thinking that it was something to do with Lady Beera.

Goka: I think I was supposed to come somewhere else today, but I can't remember.

King Kai: Damn it, Goka! Don't startle me like that! I'm already on edge from our current situation!

Goka: Sorry King Kai, I just really tend to freak out sometimes when I don't have my muffins with me.

She said as King Kai was rubbing the side of his face with a piece of cloth before he suddenly froze in place and dropped it.

Goka: Hm?

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It was silent for a moment before King Kai started sweating up a storm and freaking out.

King Kai: Oh no! This is bad! This is really bad! Lady Beera is almost here!

Goka looked around the area but didn't feel anything.

Goka: Wait, are you sure? I can't seem to sense her ki or anything.

King Kai: That's because you can't sense the presence of deities! Goka, you have to remember! Whatever you do, DO NOT FIGHT HER! Don't do anything stupid that'll set her off.

Goka: Don't worry, King Kai, you have my word.

King Kai: Not good enough. Get in the house.

Goka: Wait, wha....?

King Kai: I SAID GET IN THE F**KING HOUSE!

King Kai said as he shoved Goka all the way to the inside of his house before quickly walking off.

Goka: Okay, okay. Geez!

King Kai: Ugh..... of all the rotten luck. Why did Lady Beera want to come here of all places?

???: Why Indeed.

A voice echoed through the area before a light appeared just a couple feet away from him. From the light emerged Austine and Whis. A wave of fear went through King Kai's whole body.

King Kai: L.... Lady Beera.....

Goka, who was peaking through the window a bit, had a look at the two of them.

Goka: Hm.... King Kai said that Lady Beera was a goddess, so that one next to the blue guy with the weird hair must be Lady Beera.

She said just before Lady Beera, who was standing behind Whis the whole time, stepped out from behind him to face King Kai.

Lady Beera: Hello, North Kai, long time no see, huh?

She said with a light smirk on her face.

A/N: The Destroyer is here.