Chapter 2: The Destoryer's Prophetic Dream
A/N: As the Elder Kais soon discover on who was the new threat destroying all of the planets as of recently, Lady Beera tries to remember the name of the person she saw in a dream.
You, Goka and Goten were standing near a cliffside as the sun was currently setting.
Goka: Well, looks like we were finally able to fix the field back up again.
(Y/N): Oh yes, and it only took about 7 long ass hours for us to do so. Was real riveting having to do all of that!
You said in a very obvious sarcastic tone.
Goka: That's the spirit, (Y/N). I knew you'd enjoy the extra leg work!
(Y/N)'s mind: Just try to keep your cool (Y/N). Last thing you need is to start becoming Vegeta. Come to think of it, that's the last thing any world, in any universe, in any reality really needs right now.
You soon heard a beeping sound, prompting You, Goka and Goten to look over and see Hercule's limo approaching.
(Y/N): Great, the hell does that freaking glory hog want this time?
The vehicle soon came to a stop and Hercule soon stepped out while holding a briefcase in his hand.
Hercule: Hey there, fellas. Growing yourselves a little weed patch here, I see.
(Y/N): No, we already had to deal with smelling that stuff whenever we show up at Roshi's sometimes.
Goka: So, what brings you here, Mr. Satan?
Hercule: Well, I don't mean to brag....
(Y/N): Yes, you do.
Hercule: But I wanted to ask if you saw the afternoon news.
Goka: Nope, not really. I still can't properly work a tv properly.
Hercule: Oh..... Well, you see, I was awarded the World Peace Prize. Because well, you know, what with me saving the world and everything.
(Y/N): Did you come here just to gloat?!
Hercule: No, No, Please! There's more I have to say! Just let me finish! You see, I also received a special reward of 100 million Zeni.
(Y/N): Okay, and?
Hercule: I came here to give the money to you all. I know you've pretty much been through hell and back with a lot of the trouble that happened before, so I thought it was only appropriate that I should give you guys something I think is rightfully yours.
Hercule said as he held up the briefcase
(Y/N): Oh..... well, that's..... actually pretty thoughtful.
(Y/N)'s mind: Bout damn time we got something after all the shit we had to put up with.
Goka: That's great, but I don't need so much money.
Hercule: Oh come on, there's no need to be so modest.
Goka: I didn't fight alone. You fought as hard as you could too.
(Y/N): His involved in the fight with Majin Buu was a literal 30% out of 70%.
Goka: And that 30% was the most important part!
Hercule: But I'm already rich enough as it is. I honestly have so much of the stuff that I don't really know what to do with it. And I tried to go to everyone else. But they either were weren't home, I didn't know where they lived, or they just told me to F**k off.
(Y/N): I can already assume the last one was Vegeta.
Hercule: Yeah.....
Goka: She tends to say that to people a lot. But she means well.
Hercule: You guys are the only ones left I could come to.
Goka: Hmmmmmmm, how much 100,000 Zeni is there in 100 million?
Hercule: Uh..... pretty sure if my math is correct on this, It should be about a thousand.
Goka: Is that big?
(Y/N): Yes, Goka, that's big.
Goka: How big?
You soon sighed while rubbing the bridge of your nose before answering that question.
(Y/N): So big that if ChiChi were to see that amount of Money, she's freak out in a happy way.
Goten: Hey, maybe if you take it, you can show it off and you could probably be allowed to go train instead of doing more of the work here.
Goka: I got it! I if I take it and show off that huge amount of money to ChiChi, she could probably allow me to go train at King Kai's place and not have to do more of the work here.
You simply looked at Goka for a moment before proceeding to take a long deep breath before letting out another sigh.
Hercule: Great! I'm glad you've agreed to take it.
He said before handing Goka the briefcase.
Hercule: Just one last thing though, you guys are gonna need to keep all of this a little secret between us.
Goten: How Come?
Hercule: Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to, Kid.
Hercule said before he headed back to his limo.
(Y/N): Riiiiiiiight. Anyway, it's started to get dark, might as well pack it in and head home.
Goka: I can't wait to see the look on ChiChi's face when she sees this!
(Timeskip).
After the 3 of you had returned home, you soon showed off the 100 million zeni to ChiChi and to day that her reaction was a good one would be an understatement. The moment she saw all of that money, she blushed and let out a sudden moan.
ChiChi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
Goka: Uh........................ O_O
(Y/N): Well......... certainly wasn't expecting that to be her reaction. O///O
Goten merely stood in confusion at what the sound was.
Goten: Um...... what was that?
(Y/N): We'll tell you once you're older.
From the other rooms of the house, Logan and Frieza had heard the sounded that ChiChi had made as well.
Frieza: Oh good lord, are they f**king in there?
Logan: DAMN IT! THAT'S WHERE ALL THE FOOD IS!
ChiChi: With so much of this money, we can send Goten to a much more better school.
(Y/N): So, literally anything better than what most schools nowadays are teaching kids?
ChiChi: What do you think?
(Y/N): The answer might have seemed obvious, but can't kill me for wanting to be sure.
Goka: So uh................... Can I go train at King Kai's planet?
ChiChi: Oh yeah, sure. Just be sure to come back home from time to time.
She said as she didn't even look at Goka, paying more attention to the money.
Goka: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(Y/N): And for the love of Arceus, please try to remember to head to Bulma's birthday party coming up. Seriously, I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you that considering you know her mor.................... you two are more clos......................... you've been around her a lot more than I have so far.
Goka: Don't worry, last thing I'll do is forget something as important as Bulma's birthday.
She said before she used Instant Transmission and teleported away.
ChiChi: Now, let's start looking up the best Cram Schools.
(Y/N): You know, you should really consider on slowing down for a bit and try to plan things out a little better rather than just jumping right into shit.
ChiChi: I've waited too long for this. Do not take this from me! We need the world's best tutors!
Suddenly, Master Roshi showed up in the room.
Master Roshi: Hey Goka, I heard that you got 100 million zeni! Could get a little bit of that for some more wee.... I mean...... by some seeds....... for flowers......... and nothing else........
You and ChiChi glared over at Roshi as he stood there.
Master Roshi: I uh..... guess she isn't here right now.
(Y/N): Nope, but you did same me the trouble by coming here.
Master Roshi: Wait, what do you mean?
(Y/N): Oh nothing, I was just hoping we could chat about those "special seeds" that Goka told me you gave her.
You cracked your knuckles.
Master Roshi:.................... shit..........
(Meanwhile).
On The Sacred World of the Kais, Kabito Kai and Elder Kai were currently tense as they had felt a great disturbance.
Kibito Kai: Honored Ancestor, did you feel that?
Elder Kai: Yeah, I felt it alright. And thankfully, it's not my arthritis this time.
Kibito Kai: What are your thoughts on this, Honored Ancestor?
Elder Kai: Biggest relief of my life, those joint pains were irritating as hell!
Kibito Kai: I'm talking about this strange disturbance we've felt.
Elder Kai: Oh that? Yeah, I got nothing. I do feel a prescience that does seem familiar.......
Kibito Kai: Yes?
Elder Kai: Wait....... hold on................ yep, it's just hemorrhoids this time.
Kibito Kai merely sighed in slight irritation. As this was going on, Whis and Austine were walking up an extremely long ass flight of steps inside of an enormous tree and crystals inside of it for some reason.
Austine: I told you she was just gonna fall right to sleep rather than taking a bath.
Whis: Well, I had figured you would have kept an eye on her to make sure that she didn't fall asleep or anything.
Austine: Hey, you're the attendant here, not me.
The two soon entered the room, which had smoke and dust around it at the moment due to one of the alarm bombs exploding.
Whis: My Lady, it's time to wake up. You can't just go and fall right back asleep. You promised that you were going to take a bath this time.
Lady Beera: Mmmmmmmm.......
Austine: We all agreed that if you took a bath that you could go and to the Dinosaur Planet.
Lady Beera: Mmmm......
Whis: We're still not going until you take a bath.
Lady Beera: Mmmm!
Whis: Fine, have it your way. I guess I can always preform a little wake up song for you again.
Lady Beera: Alright, I'm up!
Whis: Rude.
Austin: Still worked. I say it's hardly worth arguing about.
(Meanwhile).
On King Kai's planet, King Kai was just going for a drive in his red car, with Bubbles sitting next to him.
King Kai: Ahhhh, Today was a perfect day to go out for a nice drive. Ain't it, Bubbles? All peaceful. No troubles, no bullshit and best of all, no Goka. H...... hehehehehehehe.... no Goka at all! Hahahahahahahaha!
As King Kai laughed, Goka soon appeared just a couple feet away from him and the car.
King Kai: SHIT!
King Kai quickly hit the breaks and ended up swerving off of the road, resulting in him crashing into his house.
Goka: Hey King Kai, I came here to train for a while. Hope you don't mind!
King Kai: I'd ask for someone to kill me, but I'm already dead!
A little while after that, King Kai was in the middle of fixing his own house all while Bubbles and Gregory were next to the damaged car and Goka was just chucking down one of several huge bowls of food.
King Kai: On yeah, no! Just pop out of nowhere, make me crash my car into my house, having to fix both of those all while you eat my food. I just really appreciate that, Goka!
Goka: No problem, King Kai.
King Kai: I certainly don't wanna just take this hammer I have right now and whack you over the head with it either!
Goka: Oh, that's good. It'd really hurt.
King Kai: Seriously though, why the hell are you even here? I thought you were doing tat gardening stuff now.
Goka merely let out a few words that couldn't be made out due to her overstuffing her face with food.
King Kai: Stop talking with your mouth full!
Goka soon finished the bowl and placed it down on the ground.
Goka: All done! Now, to answer your question. I came here to come train. Mr. Satan gave me 100 Million Zeni and ChiChi was so happy from seeing it that I was allowed to come train.
King Kai: As if I didn't already hate that glory stealing jackass down there enough already.
He whispered to himself.
King Kai: Goka, my planet is not just some fitness club you can just come by to all the time. I'd like to just have some time to myself for a while, you know.
Goka: You got it, King Kai.
She said as she was now suddenly in a blue and white tracksuit.
King Kai: How the hell did you change into that so fast?!
(Meanwhile).
On the dinosaur planet, a group of cavemen-like aliens were carrying massive Dinosaur, which was taken down by their Chief, who was standing on top of said Dinosaur. Most of the other cavemen, which are called Moginaians, were mostly creatures with oval-shaped bodies, green-ish skin, 4 eyes, one spike on the top of their head, a small pair of sharp teeth in their mouths and 4 arms. The Chief of the species was different. He had a more muscular body type, yellowish neon green skin, more muscular 4 arms, a scar running down on of his eyes and 3 spikes on his head. He wore a caveman tunic with a rugged, furry brown scarf around his neck. On his back, he carried a makeshift hammer, which was a long, thick stick with a heavy stone tied to it.
Whis: I'm terribly sorry to intrude on your big moment, sir.
He widened his eyes and turned around to see Whis and Austine standing just a couple feet behind.
Whis: You see, it's this dinosaur meat. Word is that it's most delicious. We've heard tales about it across the 7th universe. I'm sure it was a most difficult hunt, with many of your people likely having been viciously slaughtered in the process of subduing this massive beast. I'd really hate to say that we're taking but........... well, we're taking it.
The chief spoke in a language which was just comprised of ugh noises and even saying Yabba Dabba Doo somewhere in there.
Whis: Oh I see, I need to speak Neanderthal language.
Whis soon started speaking a similar language to that of what the Chief was saying. The conversation went on for a little while all as Austine merely stood there, questioning why she bothered to come. The conversation soon ended when the chief yelled something.
Whis: Oh my.........
Austine: I would say nice potty mouth, but I'm pretty sure you guys like to do your business just about anywhere.
Whis: Lady Beera has only given us 3 minutes to take care of this our own way.
Austine: Look, just hand us over the freaking Dinosaur meat and nobody has to get harmed here. Besides, there's many other dinosaurs on this planet I'm sure you guys can hunt and kill for more meat. It'll be a win-win situation for you and your kind here.
The Chief soon said something else for a moment before smirking powering up as a clear white aura appeared around him. In seconds, he turned into his battle form; Which had a dark red skin tone, much larger size and heavier weight. His muscle tone became even more noticeable, The two fangs on his bottom set of teeth increased in size, sticking out of his mouth. His tunic, which draped over his shoulder in his base state, now only covered his bottom area. The horns on his head increased in size as well, the side horns extending out to the point where they look similar to a bull's horns. He also gained black arm bands above his hands and feet. The claws on his feet become much sharper and longer as well.
Austine: Guess it's the hard way then.
Lady Beera: Times up!
Whis, Austine and the Chief looked up and saw lady Berra standing on one of the dinosaur's legs.
Whis: My lady, it's only been approximately 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Lady Beera: Really, because when you were trying to take to the numbskull down there, it felt like I was wait 350 years.
Whis: Well, now you're just being fussy.
Austine: Not like it's any different from how she's been acting since she woke up.
Lady Beera soon descended down near the Dinosaur's stomach and landed next to the 2.
Whis: I don't see why you wish to try Dinosaur meat so badly. It's only a rumor.
Lady Beera: I wish to try it anyway. If the stories are true, then it packs a story unrivaled in the cosmos. Perhaps it will even give me the jolt I need in helping me remember the figure I saw from within my dream.
Austine: Oh not this shit again.
Lady Beera: Language!
The Cheif soon charged at Lady Beera, who quickly flew high into the air when he did. He began throwing a flurry of punches at her with all four of his arms, But she was effortlessly blocking out the attacks with just her index finger alone. Lady Beera then disappeared when he threw his last punch. He looked around in confusion for where she had gone.
Lady Beera: Looking for me?
He soon jolted his head up and saw her just floating high up into the air, all while she looked down at him before she gave a cocky smirk. Angered, The chief fired a massive flame attack from his mouth towards the cat deity. However, Lady Beera quickly halted the attack it in it's place with her finger.
Lady Beera: Oh I'm sorry, is this yours?
She then flung it right back at him. The force from the attack was enough to send him flying to the ground and knock him out instantly. Whis and Austine soon appeared next to her.
Whis: Are you finished now, My lady?
Lady Beera: Yeah. That was probably the most boring fight of my life. Especially against a douchebag with no manners. Now, what was I going on about before I was interrupted?
Whis: About the individual you keep saying you saw in your dreams.
Austine: Which, if it's anything like that one dream where you thought a freaking famous celebrity was somehow gonna be moving in a neighborhood nearby our planet.
Lady Beera: Hey! That one almost came true, and you know it!
Whis: My Lady, where exactly should we put this Dinosaur meat at once we bring it back with us.
Lady Berra soon made a tiny white ball of ki appear in her hand.
Lady Beera: No where. I don't want it anymore. Besides, we've got like 30 other more planets filled with Dinosaurs, so it's good.
Austine: Wonder how long those will last.
She whispered to herself.
Lady Beera: What was that?
Austine: Oh nothing.
Lady Beera soon dropped the small ball of ki onto the planet. And within just a matter of seconds, the entire planet exploded. On earth, Frostwing widened his eyes and soon looked around for a moment.
Frostwing: That pressure..............
On the Sacred World of the Kais, The Elder Kai felt what was currently going on from his planet as well and gasped in shock.
Elder Kai: Oh crap! I can't believe this!
Kibito Kai: Oh what is it this time? Are you going to tell me that you're constipated now or something?
Elder Kai: No, you damn fool! Don't you feel it this time?!
Kibito Kai: I feel like you're possibly just going to say that you feel something, but then turn around and tell me it's just something else rather than a genuine problem.
Elder Kai: This is different this time! Some real bad shit is about to go down! And I ain't talking about what's going on in my pants!
Kibito Kai: I knew it.
Elder Kai: It's been 39 long years.... but the Goddess of Destruction, Lady Beera, has awaken once again.
Kibito Kai:....................... Who?
As Lady Beera, Whis and Austine watch the planet explode, Beera soon started to see something within the explosion. It was some sort of strange figure, humanoid-looking in shape. She soon smirked once again.
Lady Beera: Hm, seems blowing up a planet was all I really needed.
Whis and Austine then looked to her.
Austine: You remember something then?
Lady Beera: Yes, this powerful explosion here helped remind me of the name of this person. The ultimate warrior no one has ever seen yet. An exceptional warrior who can pleasure me in ways I've never been before.
Austine: Okay, just going to ignore the wrong choice of wording there and just going to tell you to skip to who this person's name is.
Lady Beera: Their name is......
Whis: Yes.....?
Lady Beera: Hmm........ Super....... Super..... Sandwich......? No, that's not right. Super Sundae......? No, that that either.
Austine: I think we're gonna be here for the next for weeks like last time.
Lady Beera: Super.... Saiyan...... God! Yes, I remember it now! Super Saiyan God!
Whis and Austine: Super Saiyan God?
There was a moment of silence for a bit before Lady Beera spoke up again.
Lady Beera: It could be that. But I could actually be wrong on that too.
Austine sighed in annoyance.
A/N: It'll all come to her head..... eventually.
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