A/N: 6 months after the defeat of Kid Buu, things seemed like they were at relative peace, that was until a new foe had awakened from her many years of slumber.

https://youtu.be/S1uu7NWvu6k

It had been 6 whole months since You and the others engaged Kid Buu in a final battle for the fate of the Universe. It was also the last time Towa had seemingly made anymore appearances or disruptions to time. Where she currently was and what she was up to now was unknown at the moment. Some time after the battle, as well as a couple of minutes of Hercule begging Vegeta to spare Good Buu, you and everyone had taken some time to recover from the wounds you sustained in the fight. Especially Mewtwo, who had been going through his own meditation to prevent himself from ever being controlled or used as someone pawn again. Meanwhile, Hercule, being the kid of person he is, got credit for beating Kid Buu and the people of earth praised him once again for it. But you guys decided f**k it and not pay any mind this time around. During those 3 years, you spent a some more time with the boys. Mostly because you rightfully don't fully trust Goka and Vegeta to take care of them alone. Hence why Bulma and ChiChi still look after them as well. At the moment, you were with Goka, helping out on the farm. She was driving a red tractor all while you were dropping down the seeds behind her. 

(Y/N): Some of these seeds don't look like the usual radish seeds.

Goka: Oh, those were some special new beans that Master Roshi gave to me. He told me to plant them away from all the other ones.

(Y/N): Oh really...... and just what did he say these particular seeds were?

Goka: Hmmmmm, I don't remember exactly. I think he said they were called marajuwata or something?

You merely gave a bit of a glare.

(Y/N):............................... I'll be sure to pay Roshi a visit later after this is over.

Goka: Why?

(Y/N): Oh no reason. Just going to give a warning about not keeping certain things to himself.

Before Goka could ask another question, the tractor suddenly came to a bumpy stop.

(Y/N): Oh Arceus damn it. I thought we took care of any potential rocks that could have been in the way!

Goka soon looked and saw that it was just a stump.

Goka: Oh never mind, it's just a stump.

(Y/N): The hell is one single stump doing out here? There's mot a single other spot where a tree is THAT close!

Goka soon stepped out of the tractor and ripped the stump right out of the ground.

Goka: All gone!

Goten: Mom! Dad!

The two of you soon turned around to see Goten coming back with something in his hands.

Goten: I brought lunch.

(Y/N): Oh good, I was close to saying screw it and book it out of here to get a bite.

Goten landed in front of you two as he held up the bag he had.

Goka: Hey Goten. I thought you were suppose to be at school today.

(Y/N): Goka, we talked about this, It's Sunday.

Goka: Yeah, what about it?

Goten: Mom, I'm off on Sunday.

Goka: Ooooooh, is that what that meant? I thought it meant that people get Sundaes on that day.

(Y/N): ........Not even gonna bother. 😐

Goka: Anyway, let's eat!

Goten then laid the item he was carrying down on the ground, unwrapped it and laid it out around the ground as well as the food that was under the covering. 

Goka: Alright, let's eat.

As Goka started eating, Goten soon started driving the tractor.

(Y/N): Okay then, we're really not gonna talk about how you're suddenly letting Goten drive the freaking tractor?

Goka didn't listen as she was eating.

(Y/N): Why do I even bother asking? Odds are, you'll be done before he even gets 10 feet from us.

You said before sitting down and started to eat as well, while also keeping an eye on Goten to make sure he doesn't crash the tractor or anything. Took at least about 2 minutes or so for You and Goka to finish up that food.

Goka: Ah! That really hit the spot! I feel much better!

Goka said before she soon stood up and then gripped her fists.

(Y/N): ?

She then closed her eyes and suddenly turned Super Saiyan. This got Goten's attention as he was still driving the tractor.

Goten: Huh?

As Goka stood there, she was suddenly in some sort of fully dark place before suddenly being lunged at from behind by Cooler. Goka soon caught his fist with her hand before raising her other arm and bashing him right in the face and causing him to suddenly disperse. Right after this, she soon sense Cella charging a ki blast at her, but Goka quickly moved her fist forward and took out Cella's whole head before she suddenly dispersed as well. In reality, You and Goten were just watching as Goka was throwing her fists around while her eyes were close.

(Y/N): Oh god, she's doing this again.

As Goten was watching her doing this, he was driving in circles to keep on watching her. In Goka's daydream or whatever, Goka soon came face to face with Kid Buu. Goka soon got into a stance and charged forward. As this was going on, Goten wasn't paying full attention to where he was driving and was just about to fall off a cliff. It wasn't until he started to feel it tilting that he drew his attention back to it. You soon took notice of this as you looked to Goten's direction.

(Y/N): Shit!

You took off and flew over to Goten and the tractor before they could fall, but you didn't make it in time and Goten as well as the tractor fell off. 

(Y/N): Goten!

You yelled as you chased after him. Goka heard this as well and snapped back into reality to see that you flew off the clip to chase after Goten. You were successful in catching Goten. However, the tractor continued to fall. At least until Goka appeared via instant transmission and caught the tractor.

Goka: Goten, I won't be able to concentrate on training if you can't drive this thing properly!

(Y/N): Oh gee, maybe you SHOULDN'T BE TRAINING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!

You yelled as you flew Goten back up the cliff, with Goka following behind you. After setting Goten down, Goka chucked the tractor to the ground before she landed near you. All while you merely glared at her for that comment she made not long ago.

Goka: Oh come on, I need to train just incase we ever run into a Majin Buu related issue again like before.

(Y/N): We are not going to have to deal with a Majin Buu related issue. I gathered the dragon balls and everything just to ask Shenron if there was any kind of asshole in the universe who was just like Majin Buu and he told me no.

Goka: Well, you know what I mean. I just wanna be prepared for when a new threat arrives. And to be honest, I really wanna go and train at King Kai's place. But, you know, ChiChi would.....

(Y/N): F**k you up?

You said as you promptly placed your hands over Goten's ears.

Goka: Exactly.

You soon took your hands off of Goten's ears as he soon spoke.

Goten: She said that you could try to make more money at some other job. Kinda like Mr. Satan.

Goka: But training and slacking off is so much better.

(Y/N): Who could have guessed that. 😐

Goten:...... Mom....... the field is kind of a mess........................

He said as he pointed out some of the many holes that were apparently in the ground.

Goka: Oh........ I might have accidently did that.

(Y/N): NO SHIT!

(Meanwhile).

https://youtu.be/_gUXfXPuRuU

Off on a distant planet, an alien race of people who looked almost like Pigs in appearance were readying and serving up food for a certain visitor to their planet. The person in question was a purple anthropomorphic cat with golden yellow eyes and large pointed ears. Her form was hairless and while overall defined inbuilt, she was very thin and bony. She donned a black, blue, and gold Egyptian-looking attire with the same white and orange diamond decorations. All with an average size pair of breasts underneath that attire. This being was Lady Beera, the Goddess of Destruction. She currently sat at a table, as an abundance of many different foods were laid down onto the table before her. Standing next to her were two associates of hers. One was a tall, thin humanoid being with pale blue skin, white hair, violet eyes, and rather effeminate features. He owned a long scepter with a gem that floats above it. Around his neck was a large light blue ring. He had a maroon robe, a black cuirass with the same white and orange diamond decorations that Beera had on her clothing, and a blue sash. He also wears black high-heeled shoes with long toes resembling winklepickers with white spats. This individual was Whis, Lady Beera's attendant. The other individual was more humanoid in appearance as well, having a purple-ish skin tone like that of Beera but not as much as her. She had dark blonde hair, a fairly thin but slightly curvy body, ears and a tail similar to that of Beera, but smaller in the case of the ears. She also wore similar clothing to Beera, but the upper attire is more of black and green and she wears a wrapping a pink clothes under them to have her breasts more covered up. This individual was Austine, Beera's daughter.

(To answer any incoming question. Let me get them out of the way. Firstly, I did already did an insert of a female version of my character in the original version of this story. And secondly, she won't be as prominent as the other inserted characters. She does still show up from time to time).

 The King of the planet, who looked like a warthog, approached Beera nervously.

King: Lady Berra, please help yourself to this royal feast. Each course has been crafted by our world's finest chefs. And I can assure you that their creations are the very definition of exquisite.

Lady Beera: Is that so? Well...... I'll be the judge of that then.

King: Please, help yourself to our finest space fish fillet, our space slug penis surprise and a bunch of randomly named dishes with space added in to make it sound more fancy.

The female purple cat began to observe the food that was placed on the table while the king and chefs kept their worried expressions. She either poked at some of the food with a fork or even smelled at them just to see if they even smelled edible.

Whis: Please remember your manners, lady Berra.

Lady Beera then tapped a small glass cup with a type of slimy looking food inside.

Lady Beera: And what's this?

The king looked do the chefs and wanted to know who made it. The first chef standing in the rows spoke.

Chef 1: it's a top quality, A La Planeteze! Made from naturally sterilized 100% beef having been drowned in rum and drenched in certain spices too difficult to name at the moment and other ridiculous processes!

Lady Beera: A La Planete....... A La Pla........are you serious?! That name is shit! What moron sat down and thought that was apparently a good name to give something?!

The Chef merely stood there, but did look visibly hurt from the insult.

King's mind: Jeez, what a f**king bitch.

Austine: Even so, The least you should do is taste it to see how it is.

Lady Beera picked up the glass and purred the small food into her mouth and started chewing. After a moment of chewing, she soon swallowed.

Lady Beera: Hmmmmmmm......

Austine: How is it, mother?

Lady Beera: Tastier than I expected. The use of salt is.....Devine.

King: Guh.....thank you, my lord. So you won't.....

Lady Beera: However......

The king quickly tensed up again.

Lady Beera: There's a greasy mouth feel for which I can only assume is desert? I'll cut you guys some slack and only destroy half of the planet.

King: Wait, Half? How much of half are we talking?

Lady Berra then tapped her finger on the table. And in just seconds, half of the planet was destroyed. Lady Beera and the other 2 with her were already far from the planet just seconds after half of it exploded.

Whis: I think that was a little bit overkill, my lord. Especially for food you called tasty.

Lady Beera: all that grease is unhealthy. Makes you sluggish all day. Not to mention that guy was giving me that "Jeez, what a f**king bitch" look in his eyes. I've done this galaxy a favor.

Austine: Mother, you thought the last 10 planets had someone giving you that look.

Lady Beera: Yeah, and I f**king showed them all because of it. Anyways, let's head off to a Dinosaur planet or something. I hear Dinosaur is a pretty great dish.

Whis: Very well, but you should at least take a bath first.

Lady Beera: I'm not even that dirty!

Whis: If you take a bath, we'll go to the Dinosaur planet.

Lady Beera:......................... Okay, I'll take a bath........

Back on Earth, Hercule was currently being interviewed by a fairly big crowd of people.

(Oh, and Bee has gotten a bit bigger since last time).

Interviewer: Mr. Satan, do you have any words on receiving the World Peace Prize? Some say it was way overdue, others say you should have gotten it the very moment you defeated Cella years ago. 

Hercule, who was currently wearing a red suit and white pants with black stripes, raised his hand for a moment, causing the crowd to silence a bit.

Hercule: I'd just like to make one important statement. Eternal Peace was restored to Earth. I say this humbly, we've had no new threat come to this world to threated our very existence and way of life. Clearly the word of my greatness has been spread across the galaxy. Which means only one thing!

He yelled as a light shinned behind him, which was due to two assistance of his shinning lights behind him to try and represent a godly glow.

Hercule: Every last villain and evil doer in the universe have all learned one single thing: DON'T F**K WITH MR. SATAN!

He said before he started to do some random punches and kicks to show off to the crowd.

Hercule: Hahahaha!

Suddenly, Majin Buu walked through the door and yelled over to Hercule.

Majin Buu: Hercule! Buu Hungry! Give me food!

Hercule's mind: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff**ck.

Hercule, as well as the entire crowd, looked to the direction of Majin Buu.

Hercule: B.... Buu!

Majin Buu started to approach him.

Majin Buu: Buu want food now!

Hercule: Uh Buu, I'm kinda busy here at the moment. 

Majin Buu: HUNGRY NOW!!!!!

Interviewer: Did this weird chubby pink lady just yell in the face of our world champion?

Photographer: Why doesn't he just kick her ass for that?

Hercule soon quickly looked at the crowd.

Hercule: Now now! Nobody freak out! Everything is under control!  Stay calm!

Photographer: We are calm.

Hercule: I SAID STAY CALM DAMN IT! There is no need to panic. This great space warrior who has come from the furthest reaches of the galaxy, has come to me and begged me to be her sensei. In short, she is my number one kick ass student!

The crowd soon spoke out in intrigue. Hercule soon turned his attention back to Majin Buu.

Hercule: Now Go back to your room, I'll train you later! NOW!

Majin Buu soon let out a frustrated groan and steam burst out of the holes in her head, causing Hercule to move back a few feet before Buu stomped back to her room. The crowd in the room merely looked in aw before they spoke again.

Interviewer: Mr. Satan truly is the world's greatest badass!

From Frostwing's house, Cella and Zangya were watching the interview from the tv since a camera crew was there filming said interview.

Cella: Ugh...... we're so getting a streaming service. I'm getting tired of shows getting cut off just for this retard. But I doubt Frostwing would want to spend the extra money.

Zangya: Thankfully, I managed to snag  his card out from his pocket when he wasn't paying attention.

Zangya smirked as she held up the card between her fingers.

Cella: Oh f**k yeah,  we're streaming!

Frostwing: Jokes on them, that's actually a card I made specifically for them.

Frostwing whispered to himself in another room of the house.

(Meanwhile).

In the deepest depths of Cerulean Cave, Mewtwo was sitting in mid-air, still in a state of meditation. However, he suddenly saw a vision of half the planet from earlier being destroyed. This caused Mewtwo to break out of his Meditation and gasp in shock.

Mewtwo: Wh....... What was that?!

A/N: a threat like no other (at least that's what's usually given for a new antagonist or villain for each arc sometimes).