https://youtu.be/eF4GUek01do

Zan Partizanne: (Stares at me) Are you really a male?

Me: Yes.  Although that was the stupidest question you can EVER ask me!

(Para Sorceress appears with a black eye)

Para Sorceress: Ugh... Hey, girls...

Francisca: Who did that to you, Sarah Sorceress?

Sarah: Him... (Points at me)

(Music ends, music below begins)

https://youtu.be/4UwoxUoAbw8

Flamberge: OH, HELL NO!  You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!

Me: Well, she was trying to make out with me, despite the fact I have somebody else!

Francisca: Very well, you can go, but next time, please... Tell us.  Then we'll take it from there.

Zan Partizanne: I say we get him anyways!

Me: (Sighs) Your funeral... (Pulls out lightsaber)

https://youtu.be/MayqOgrHo9I

(Zan Partizanne and the others are lying on the floor, broken bones and all, while my cape is rugged and torn.)

(At lunch...)

(Music ends, music below begins)

https://youtu.be/TrlJes96fG8

Risky: Mind if I have a seat?

Me: Not at all, I'd like someone to talk to about being the only guy here and my luck in life...

Risky: What's wrong?

Me: You might not know this, but... I was born dead. And to add insult to injury, the doctors LIED to my mother's FACE about my condition! I'm STILL pissed off at them for lying about me to my mother!

But it's just the ENTRY into this world that I had a hard time with. To tell you the truth, my life was good thus far. Then, in Government class of my second senior semester, I met a lovely lady named Samantha. But what I didn't know was that day I met her? It was her birthday! I had nothing to give, so I improvised and gave her a birthday kiss. When I found out that she wasn't graduating, it hit home hard enough to be VANDALISM! So I threw my graduation cap on the ground and STOMPED ON IT! I felt it would be much better to do THAT than take my anger out on the woman I LOVED at the time!

Then 'Stache got put down. And to add insult to injury, it was the night of MY BIRTHDAY! Because of that, my birthday is two-thirds regret and one-third celebration. And every June 15th that passes, I become more insane because my birthday is shared with a CAT'S DEATH!

My life got worse after I got my roasted cauliflower out of the oven, and then the ceramic tray snapped. My dad yelled at me for it, even though it wasn't my fault in the FIRST place! That's when I lost all hope for my REAL dad, and turned to Chester Charles Bennington as a father figure.

But then Chester commited suicide on July 22nd, 2017, and when I found out a year later, that was the final straw that broke this Bat King's back. All I wanted was a family who would accept me for who I am: a gamer that just isolates himself so he doesn't start any BS... But what do I get instead?!

Tragedy after motherf**king tragedy! (Sobs)  It's driving me nuts!

Risky: You were born dead?!  Oh, my god... (Hugs me) You poor man...

Drawcia: Is Antasma...CRYING?!

Rouge: What's wrong?

Risky: He just wanted a family that would accept who he is, and he got a string of tragedies instead.  My theory is he feels alone in this world...

Athena: Listen.  You're not alone, Antasma...

Drawcia: You have us.

Rouge: And we'll have your back no matter what... Alright?

Yuuna: You see us for what we are: your friends, so we will cover your six every time, okay?

Me: Th-thank you! (Kisses Risky)

Viger: That's shocking to hear!  Well, Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!