Author - This part can be really big but i will try to make it good

Starting POV Alex

After me and my friends were sucked inside of the portal, we didn't know, where can we arrive.

After several seconds

These seconds were like forever for me. Everything was black for me cause of that thing, that i hitted my head on the floor. Then someone started to call me.

- Hey. Inkling. Wake up.

Inkling? I know that i am a human but when someone calls me an inkling. This is already something new. I could to open my eyes somehow. Who i saw in front of me was the Captain Cuttlefish. I was in shock. I saw the leader of the legendary New Squidbeak Splatoon IN REAL LIFE!!! And behind him it was an octoling girl who stared at me all this whole time.

- This battle is not over yet. - Captain said. - Oh, where are my manners, by the way! I am Captain Cuttlefish, the leader of the legendary New Squidbeak Splatoon. - then he pointed at the octoling girl. - And this octoling girl is Agent 8(We were in the place, where was that "Commander TarTar" phone - Alex).

- Hi. - said the octoling girl.

It seems she was too shy.

- Hi. - i answered back

- Oh, i forgot to tell you that she lost her memory. - said Captain. - And yeah, can you introduce yourself, young inkling boy?

Oh come on!!! What does he... i stoped to think after i saw my arms which were just like Agent 8's. I touched my hair. It was successfully white + it was looking just like Agent 4's hair(he means Blue inkling - author), i was wearing shirt and shorts, my eyes were yellow(or green? Cant understand - aurhor). Then the train appeared and we walked inside. Captain and Agent 8 were still looking at me. I started to tell them that in real life i was a human + i told that my friends were with me before i appeared in this place called Deap Sea Metro. Cuttlefish couldn't believe that me and my friends are humans cause he knew that were vanished many years ago. Plus he couldn't believe in that thing, that we are from the Alternative Universe(everyone is in the human here - author). Agent 8 was listening to me very carefully. Then some kind of a slime appeared.

- Welcome on a board, lady and gentlemen. - it started to talk. - Thank you for chosing Deap Sea Metro today. I am your conductor, C.Q Cumber.

- Are you squiddin'(kidding) me?! - asked Cap'n. - A talkin' sea slug?!

- Pardon me? - asked Cumber. - I see that it's your first time riding with us...

C.Q Cumber came much closer to us.

- Here is the deal... We are in a vast underground facility operated by the Kamabo Corporation... It's a series of test chambers connected by Deap Sea Metro subway system. - then he saw a card in Agent 8's arm - I see that you're in possession of a CQ-80 device. I take it your aim to reach the promised land?

- "How he can know it?" - i thought.

- That's right. - Cap'n said. - We want out of here.

- Understood. - Cumber said

After this loooooong dialogue about the promised land Agent 8 finally left to start her first test. This test was simple - reach the goal. But C.Q Cumber didn't mentioned anything about the trees.

- Trees? - asked Cap'n. - This subway is really weird.

I said that sometimes even i cant understand these things. It some kind of magic?

After some walk Agent 8 saw some kind of tower in front of herself. I said to be ready for battle. I wasnt wrong cause octoling appeared but... color of her hair was strange.

- Target acquired. - said Octoling.

- Octolings are your friends, right, Agent 8? - asked Cap'n. - Maybe try talking to them?

But i said the alternative version - Run and Shoot.

- Destroy - Octoling said.

The battle started. After few seconds Octoling was killed.

- The gate is unlocked - i said. - Be ready to have a double problem.

After Agent 8 was in front of two new towers, two new octolings appeared.

- They wont going to listen but to destroy you - i said to Agent 8. - Just shoot em up.

It was harder than with the first one but Agent 8 killed those octolings.

- Great job, Eight. - i said. - This "level" must be final.

Agent 8 met a new octoling.

- Seek and destroy. - she said.

- They're still comin! - Cap'n said but then octoling started to fly. - Wha-? Where did they get one of these inkjets?

- Nobody knows. Even i dont know - i said.

After some seconds

- Phew. You made it throught somehow, Agent 8. - Cap'n was happy that our friend is alive.

The next gate was unlocked. The goal was in front of Agent 8. She shot it some times and then the test was passed. The reward was a mem cake.

Back in the train

Agent 8 passed her first test. Also she got a mem cake as a reward. These cakes can help her to try to remember everything. But it is not over yet. Eight must complete 79 more tests. Damn, that's really many. Now there were unlocked two more tests.

- Huh, is this working?! - asked Cap'n, bringing walkie-talkie in the hands. Pearl & Marina are going to answer but not Agent 3. - Oh! I hear something! Come in, Agent 3! Agent 3, do you copy?! - and then Pearl answered. For real it was annoying talk of "Off The Hook'' duo with Captain. I think "Squid Sisters" are much better.

After a looooooong talking. Again.

Marina said that they are on the Mount Nantai right now. Damn. And we are in the Deap Sea Metro. Also they heard about two new inklings which were following someone really familiar. I understood it were my friends and Marie. Looks like Octavio escaped once again. Agent 8 was ready to start a new test. She was needed to use the Baller and inside of it reach the goal. This is really easy i think. After Eight reached the goal, she came back to us with another one mem cake. These cakes are kawaii i think. After that she passed another test which one was a bit harder now. Eight was needed to guide 8-ball to the goal. But she made it and came back with the third mem cake. After beating the third test Agent 8 unlocked another one line. We have two lines now. I was impressed just as C.Q Cumber. Besides Pearl, Marina and Cuttlefish made a chat. There was a place for me too. Just wow. After Eight got a reward from Cumber, she started the fourth test. She was needed to take a good care about the Rainmaker and reach the goal with it. It was the second octoling level. This one coukd to say that it will be hard. Plus Agent 8 was in need to reach the goal for five minutes. She chose a weapon first. Tge choose was aSplat Roller(i think i said it right - author). I was worried for Eight. Wait why? What's happening to me? She reached the Rainmaker pretty fast. Octolings were trying to stop Agent 8 but were splatted one by one. At the end Eight reached the goal. She was having three minutes and fourthy more seconds. After taking a mem cake as a reward, she started to remember some things. Then Iso Padre appeared. For some reason Captain was having a bad feeling about him. She started the fifth test. This one was really dangerous. Agent 8 was needed to ride the rails to the goal. Well... It was dangerous cause she could fail while jumping. But she made it to the goal. After returning to us, she unlocked the third line. Cumber was waiting with a reward. After getting a reward, Agent 8 was tired. She fall asleep on MY CHEST!!! Captain giggled. I was red. What is this? Love?

Finishing POV Alex

To be continued...

Disclaimer: Before walking inside of the train, Alex was called Agent 7. He liked it. What will happen next? What were Sergey & Norman doing? Find out in the second chapter. Sorry if i have bad english - author.