U: What's your favourite colour

K: Black

U: No a real colour you idiot

K: Probably red, why?

U: We have to coordinate outfits

K: ?

U: For the summer dance!

K: I'm not going

K: I don't know who you are and this could be a set up for all I know

U: But why would I set you uppp

K: I don't know because you're popular and I still don't know your name

U: If I tell you my name will you come

K: Maybe

U: You said maybe before and it turned into a no!!! How can I trust you?!?!?!

K: That's your problem

U: I already told you my name began with L

U: Well it also ends in E :)

K: Luke

K: You can only be Luke

U: I'm not!!!

K: Ugh

K: Are you in the grade above or below then?

U: Nope we are literally in the same physics class

K: But that's impossible

U: Clearly it's not 

K: There's only one other person with a name beginning with L in that class

K: And her name doesn't end in E

U: ?

K: Lucia

K: But she's a girl lol

U: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

K: I hate you

U: Say you'll come to the dance with me and I'll tell you who I am

K: Sure I'll come whatever

U: Okay

U: My name is Lance

There wasn't anyone called Lance in his physics class and that was a fact. It seemed like the unknown number had gained a false identity and Keith wasn't going to find out the truth. Unless he went to prom with him. That left Keith no choice; he had to go to prom with "Lance."

K: See you at the dance, Lance

U: :)