Sorry for taking 10 days to post... I have no excuse really lmao. Enjoy.

U:

U: His name is Shreddies

K: Awww

K: I've always wanted a cat. I feel like we have similar personalities

U: Cute but annoying as frick?

K: Just annoying

U: Fair

K: Why is he called Shreddies?

U: I dunno

U: My mum liked shreddies when we adopted him

K: Interesting

K: Remind me to call my kid cornflakes

U: Cornflakes? You basic bitch

K: What do you eat for breakfast then?

U: Depends on the day

U: I had pancakes this morning

K: I didn't even eat breakfast because we were out of milk

U: Why didn't you just go to the shop and get some

K: I'm lazy

U: Lol

K: Like a cat huh

U: Yep

U: Anyways

U: Are you going to the summer dance next week?

K: Nope

U: Wait what really :(

K: Why would I?

U: To celebrate the end of the year you idiot!!! Everyone goes

K: Everyone except me

U: :(((

U: Can I convince you to go

K: Nope

U: Even if I ask you to come with me?

K: I'm not going with some stranger

U: Do you really feel like we are still strangers?

K: Well you know me but I don't know you at all

U: You didn't learn anything about me from our conversations? I'm a little offended

K: I guess I learnt you're a nerd who likes poetry and has too many siblings

K: You're obsessed with Crash too

U: Aw baaaabe

U: You remembered so much about me!!

K: I have a good memory don't think you're special

U: Please come to the dance with me

U: Maybe I'll come out that night with you in my arms

K: Don't come out because of me

U: I don't care

U: Plus you'd look so hot in a suit

K: I don't own a suit

U: Buy one then

K: Expensive

U: You're so needy

U: Wear jeans and a button up or something

K: Maybe

U: Is that a yes

K: No it's a maybe

U: Honestly?

U: I'll take it.