L: Okay so like was yesterday real or

K: It was

K: Sadly

L: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!

K: Calm down

L: I’m just excited that’s all

L: I’ve had a crush on you foreverrrr

K: Nerd

L: This would have never happened if you didn’t trust me

K: Well I hope you know that if this comes out as a super elaborate prank, I will murder you and all of your family

L: Jokes on you, I want to die anyway

K: Don’t we all

L: Yep

K: For real though, you don’t actually want to die

K: Right?

L: I don’t know

L: I used to but like

K: ?

L: You’ve just made me see things differently

L: You’ve made me feel a bit more hopeful

K: Lol but I’m the most pessimistic person you will ever meet

L: You’re not though

L: Under that hard exterior you give great advice

K: Thanks

L: Don’t thank me for just telling the truth

L: I’m so glad I messaged you so long ago

K: You know what?

K: Me too

L: :)

K: :))