Y/N: Geez, I really need to get some non weird friends in this city.

Issei: Don't be like that bro. I know you enjoy hanging out with the club.

Y/N: I enjoy hanging out with Asia. Who happens to like hanging out with you guys.

Issei: You can go ahead and tell yourself that. But even before you and Asia started dating, that depressing aura you gave off vanished when you started hanging out with us. And im glad for that.

Y/N: Well, I guess you could say I missed being part of a group..

I know I visit the others every now and again. But its just not the same without Master around.

Issei: Hah! So you do enjoy hanging out with us!

Y/N: Screw off! I never said that!

I swear im going to blast him one of these days.

Rias: Its nice to see that your not always so edgy Y/N.

Y/N: Im not edgy. Im just trained in the arts of badassery. Anyways, why did you want to talk to me?

Rias and Sona asked to meet me. Issei tagged along to get away from Xenovia.

Sona: You seem to have a relationship with the White Dragon Emperor.

Y/N: I would say he's just a sparring buddy. Though I did help him on a few missions in the past.

Sona: So you used to be apart of the fallen angels?

Y/N: I used to be apart of Team Vali. I wont talk about Vali's past as he knows mine. Which we both want to keep secret.

Issei: So since you both have dirt on each other you wont say anything about the other?

Y/N: In a way. But I will say this. You, as well as you other devils need to get stronger if you want to survive these next couple of months.

Sona: Is that a warning?

Y/N: Id call it a prediction. What was it that dragon said? " Power attracts Power"

Rias: Are you the power that's attracting everything?

Y/N: Maybe. Or maybe its just my bad luck.

(Time skip)

Y/N: I haven't been able to relax this much in awhile.

Tomorrow is the open house. Its going to be a pain dealing with my parents. And if what Sona and Rias say is true then their family may cause problems too.

*Click*

Asia: Eh.

Y/N: Uh..

Asia: IM SORRY! ILL WAIT!

Y/N: N-No its fine. Open house is tomorrow so we should head to sleep as early as possible. So we can share if you want.

I cant call myself a man if I give up this opportunity! Just focus on not getting a boner and things should be fine!

Asia: Well if you insist..

Asia got undressed and started using the shower head to wash her hair.

I finish cleaning myself and prepare to leave. But im faced with another problem.

Asia is next to me using the showerhead while the door is just past her! My towel is on the other side of the bathroom! I need to move fast if this is going to work!

I get out of the tub and sprint for my towel. But I forgot that this is a bathroom.

Y/N: Wah!

*Crash*

Asia: Ah!

I slipped on some soap. But I think I landed on something soft.

*Squeeze*

Asia: Ah!

 I got soap in my eyes so I cant see. But I have a pretty good guess as to what I just grabbed.

Asia: Uh, Y/N?

Y/N: Y-Yeah?

Asia: I-If your in the mood, can you let me finish washing up first?

I wish someone could just barge in and save me! But I heard Asia lock the door when she came in!

No! I will push past my limits and overcome this! I wont die a virgin! 

Okay then! I can do this!

(Ka ka kachi daze intensifies)

I try to grab something I can use to get up. I prop my self of the wall and Asia gets up. But then she slips on the same soap bar.

*Crash*

I can barely see anything but I feel something on my face.

Y/N: Wou Wokay Wasia.( You okay Asia)

Asia: D-Don't talk please! Let me get up first!

I feel the pressure on my face let up.

Does that mean..Asia was on..and when I talked..is that why it tasted..

I feel lightheaded and feel something coming from my nose.

Asia: Y/N! Your bleeding!

Oh..that's what it was..

I feel lightheaded.

Y/N; I-I don't feel so good..

My vision gets blurry and darkness consumes me.

(Issei POV)

Rias: So how did this happen.

Asia: M-Me and Y/N with in the bathroom together. I fell on his face then his nose started shooting out blood like a geyser! I already healed him but he wont wake up!

Issei: That makes sense.

Rias: What do you mean?

Issei: Y/N can handle most things pretty easily. The one thing I know he cant handle is women. My parents had to take him to the hospital once when he found my secret stash. Found him on the ground in a puddle of blood with issue 69 of Blondes and Noble in his hand.

Rias: While I want to come back to that later, lets get Y/N to his bed then clean up this mess. 

And so Rias quickly cleaned up the mess using magic and everyone turned in for tonight.

(Timeskip)

(Y/N POV)

I really should apologize for what happened last night. Asia and I cant even look at eachother without blushing. 

What happened to my life! It turned into a ecchi anime! If I wanted my life to be filled with misunderstandings and accidents that lead into sexual situations, I would've just asked for it to be a hentai!

But I digress. Seems class is finally starting.

Teacher: For todays class, use the clay that was passed out to make whatever you want. You can make an animal, a person, a house.. anything is fine. Express what you visualize in your head just the way it is. Give it shape.

What I visualize in my head..

Now that I think about it. I haven't heard that voice in a long time. I haven been having those dreams in a long time. Dreams about that monster..

Issei: Y/N!

Y/N: Huh. What!

I realize that the whole room is staring at me.

Y/N: What?

Motohama: What IS that!

I look down a see I made a clay representation of IT..

Y/N: Nope!

I quickly smash it and make a average looking car.

Issei: Dude yours was good. 

Y/N: You don't know what your talking about. It was horrible.

Mom: Were so proud of you dear.

Dad: As expected of Y/N. You get your skills from your father.

Who was it that made a mug for my birthday that looked like a potato?

(Time skip)

Rias: Its made very well.

Akeno: As expected of Issei who touches presidents body all the time.

I know why I scraped my original piece. But the fact that Issei did better than me leaves a rather unpleasant taste in my mouth. Actually, I have been tasting it all day. I wonder what it is?

Crowd: A MagiGirl photoshoot! As former photography club members we must record this event.

Asia: MagiGirl?

Y/N: I've watched the anime but I preferred the manga.

Issei: One of my regulars made me binge it. But why did you spend time on reading the manga?

Y/N: Do you only perv at girls with boobs you can fit in your hands?

Issei: Hell no! While I do love some huge boobs, I love all types of bust sizes! Flat is justice!

Y/N: ... Hello! Is this the police!

Issei: Wait! I didn't mean it like that!

Y/N: Good..

Issei:.. usually only if their legal!

Y/N: FBI! GET ON THE GROUND!

Issei started running for the gym. But you cant run from the law!

Y/N: Get back here! Why don't you have a seat!

Issei: JAIL IS JUST A ROOM!

I then started to chase Issei down.

Rias: What just happened?

Asia: I think Y/N is trying to arrest Issei.

Akeno: If Koneko were to hear Issei, I don't think she would be very happy~

(Time skip)

Issei: I told you I was joking!

Y/N: Tell that to the judge!

I just then noticed why everyone is flocking to the gym.

Saji: This is a school! Move it along!

There were quite a few words which were thrown I don't think are suited for the faint of heart.

Saji: Don't cause unnecessary commotion during the open house! Break it up!

The crowd of horny high school boys dispersed. Leaving the Saji and the cosplayer on the stage.

Y/N: Yo! Saji!

Saji: Hey Y/N. Why were you chasing your brother?

Y/N: Oh I was catching a predator.

Saji: I-Is that so. Anyways, are you someone's relative miss.

???: Yep!

Sona then busts through door.

Sona: Saji what's going on?

Saji: Well this person..

???: Found you Sona!

Maybe they know each other. Though Sona suddenly cringed when she heard the cosplayer's voice.

???:What's wrong Sona! You finally get to see your big sister after all this time!