I'm so bored hhhh also I have 5 other drafts that are no where near done but I'm doing this anyways lol

~

2:22 AM

~

Zack: WHO THE FUCK IS BLASTING BLINK-182 AT 2:22 AM

Mad Maxx: that'd be me

Zack: MAXX YOU FUCKER

Zack: I WILL PUT HORNED MELON PULP IN YOUR BREAKFAST

Mad Maxx: PLEASE DON'T

Cody: we still have that jar of sauerkraut

Zack: it made the kitchen smell like an actual butthole

And: I wanna know how you know what a butthole smells like

Zack: idkhow

And: DID YOU JUST–

Cody: wH–

Cody: DO YOU EVEN KNOW THEM???

Zack: yes

Zack: no

Zack: I've heard of them

Mad Maxx: oof

Mad Maxx: aY THE ROCK SHOW JUST CAME ON

Cody: w e k n o w M a x x

And: can I s l e e p

Mad Maxx: n o

Zack: I WILL MAKE YOUR ROOM SMELL LIKE SAUERKRAUT

Mad Maxx: FUCK

Mad Maxx: OKAY OKAY

Mad Maxx: HECK

Mad Maxx: HECK HECK HECK

※ He got g-noted

And: STOP THIS

Mad Maxx: IM SORRY

Cody: TURN IT OFF

Mad Maxx: it's still a bop tho

Cody: bUt It'S 2:31 aM

Mad Maxx: good point

Mad Maxx: I'm craving strawberries now

Zack: you've never even had strawberries before

Mad Maxx: true but I still want some

Cody: Maxx go to sleep

Mad Maxx: FiNe DaD

And: -dy

Cody: DAN FUCKING CLERMONT

Zack: BAHAHAHAHA

Mad Maxx: HECK

~

only 228 words heck

btw I don't ship Carzinger ew

also I hecking hate my mom :)