So @Fucking-Way has an acquaintance that is probably one of the most self-centered and narcissistic people I know who we affectionately nicknamed, "Mikey Way/Awsten Knight Hater".

This is the speech I gave to her which she promptly deleted:

Awsten Knight is one of the finest specimen this world has to offer. He has a beautifully soft singing voice, he dyes his hair pastel colors, and he's basically a 13-year-old fangirl in a 26 year-old's body. He literally fangirls over other celebrities and he once said "LUV U" to the one and only Mikey Way. He can also play guitar which makes him multitalented and just more of a fucking angel than he already is. He's just a really great person and you are in NO position to deny his radiant beauty.

Up next: my Mikey Way speeches.