Warf: LEMME GET ONE THING STRAIGHT HERE! WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT THIS 'VALENTINE'S DAY?!' WHO IS VALENTINE AND WHAT DOES HE WANT WITH ALL THE COUPLES?!
Mark: *facepalm* Wilfred...it's a day about romance, you walk up to someone you like, and you say it. It's acceptable on this one day
Warf: Oh...anything else you have to say?
Mark: Oh yeah, and you say, "Will you be my Valentine?"...why?
Warf: *walks up to Mark* *smiles at him* Will you be my Valentine Mark?
Mark: *jaw drops* *blushes* I uh, um...
Warf: ...
Mark: *grins* YES!
Warf: Yay! What happens now?
Mark: *grabs his collar and kisses him hard on the lips*

Warfiplier for days :3