This is basically what happens when you put me and my friends in English. We were doing speeches and persuasive techniques.
Sam/_Dizzy is in italics XD

SPEEEEEEEEEEECH
Budder Catnip Cake Melon Party maybe idk what I type anymore. BUT LESH DO DISH

"Hello my fellow derps. Today, cake shall rule the world. You see, for a while now, we've lived in fear, of the budder slapper. But, today, I, Derp SSundee, shall go to war against that...thing. I don't know anymore. Today, the cat tsunami shall take place and demolish SkyArmy. In addition, Catnip will set fire to the melons. I quote, "I set fiiiiiiire, to the Tyleeeeer." Yes, amazing speech, I know. I worked hard on it. Thanks. Lol. You gettin' rekt Sky. Sam approves."

ROFL

....wai. Ssssh, don't question it. K den. Cool. Dat good.

CatSSundee 4 Dayz Can't tame maaaah