Blegh, feeling like crap. Got really bad stomach bug. Day off school so I suppose it's time to watch Michael McIntyre and Lee Evans all day to cheer me up. Dudes, I feel dead. Got a bad headache starting too. Why now? WHY SO CLOSE TO FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS?! Whoever created stomach bug will die soon.

Derp: *silently sneaks off* *whispers to SSundee* Please don't tell her it was me!
SSundee: *snorts* I'll try not to XD