AHHHH GAHHHHD FANFICTION BREAKS MAH MIIIND! HOW CAN GUYS GIVE BIRTH?!!! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! AUTHOR, YOU BROKE THE LAWS OF NATURE!! AHIGAHIUSHUISHHUIS MYYYY EYEEES! MYYYY MIIIIIIND! JHSHJGXVJHGXX

...Squeaks.Exe exploded from smut and disbelief and other crap that shouldn't be freakin possible except in fanfiction because that stuff apparently defies the laws of the Universe.

Meep.