Me: Why are all my friends so dirty minded?!

Friend: Dood, we have sexy imaginations!

Me: *facetable*

Other friend: WHERE THE FRICK DID YOU PUT THE CATNIP?!

Me: Uh oh

Friend: Heh heh, Chapter 69...

Me: STAHP DOOD!

Other friend: WHERE IS THE CATNIP!

Friend: Catnip my-

Me: GRANDMOTHER!

Other friend: Dafuq?

Me: :P

Friend: 69...

Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Other friend: Jeez

Me: Well, just another day in my Derpy life...