Me: *runs into field full of cows*
Mum: stop! (HAMMER TIME XD) What do you see?
Me: Uhhh, cows
Mum: -_-
Me: Calfs
Mum: and that means?
Me: the mummy cows will be overprotective
Mum: yes
Stepdad: there are also male cows in that field
Me: uh huh
Mum: so don't run in there yelling and waving your arms around or anything like that
Me: *looks at her* why would I run into a field full of cows yelling and waving my arms around?
Mum: I'm just telling you not to
Me: ...she knows me too well
True story meme