That awkward moment when I'm reading DerpCrundee and even though I wrote the freaking book, I read it wrong. I just gave this simple, innocent sentence a whole new meaning, and I'm laughing too hard to care XD

'I got down next to Crainer and stroked it (the baby walrus) tentatively'

My stupid mind though it said something else...

'I got down next to Crainer and stroked it (THE WALRUS) seductively' XDDDDDDDDDD

No joke. No word of a lie, I read it as that and now I can't stop laughing at the image of Derp stroking a walrus 'seductively' XD

WTF BRAIN?! XD LMAO