WAAAA- my own character is a simp-

(Relatable moments:

Me: hey mom, do you need any help with the dishes?

Mom: no it's fine!

Me: okay- *starts walking away*

Mom: *throws a plate* YOU KNOW WHAT?! No one ever helps me I'm this house! If I wasn't here..nothing would get done! 

Me:...HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?! I FUCKING ASKED YOU IF YOU NEEDED HELP!!-