Magnus pov

Alright! Breakfast time! My favorite time! I woke up with the familiar warm lemony smell mixed with morning breath gently caressing my upper chest. I sighed happily looking at my sleeping Angel. "Alex. Aleeex" I said trying to wake her. She groaned and buried her head under the blankets. "Come on time for breakfast."

She groaned again. "I'm asleep."

"But you're talking."

"Sleeptalking"

"Ah," I lifted the blankets and kissed her forehead, "wake up and we can have a blackmail collecting trip after breakfast." In the blink of an eye, my green haired beauty had rocketed out of bed and was waiting impatiently at the door.

"Come on come on come on!" She said multiple times.

I laughed. "OK OK OK". After a few minutes we had left the room and were walking down the hall holding hands.

"Oh wait!" I snapped my fingers, "We forgot to get Josh and Nemexa! They wanted me to wake them up today." I slipped my fingers away from Alex's hands. She nodded and pulled out a camera. "What's that for?" I asked.

"You never know when you might catch blackmail." She shrugged. I mimicked her and also shrugged.

We walked to Josh's room. I knocked and after five minutes of knocking, there was no reply. Odd, I thought. I walked to Nemexa's room and knocked. No answer. So I did the logical thing. I picked the lock.

Nobody was in the room but I heard a quiet moan from the closet. Alex hefted her camera like a weapon. And that thing is a deadly weapon. I walked over to the closet quietly and threw the door open.

I almost fainted. Sitting in the closet, moaning quietly, tangling their hands in each others hair, were the kissing forms of Josh and Nemexa.

My jaw hit the floor. Alex laughed and snapped photos. Josh and Nemexa shot apart. "Wait." I said, "Josh and Nemexa." They were both blushing. "Wait!! Aren't you brother and sister?!?!?!?!"

Nemexa grew angry. She stood up and poked me in the chest. "Before you ask, no this is not incest! Gods have no DNA so there is nothing wrong with this!" She growled. Josh was still frozen as if thinking Does not compute Does not compute.

I raised my hands defensively. "No judgment," I said, "I'm used to seeing all kinds of weird stuff in these messed up nine worlds."

"Good" Nemexa hissed, "Now let's go get breakfast."

"Ok" we all squeaked at once.