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"Elena."
"Hi!"
"How are you?"
"Fine, you?"
"That's why I called."
"Wow, you have a reason to call!"
"Hey! I always have a reason to call."
"And that is..."
"You."
"Aww, thanks. I didn't know that guys could be so peachy."
"Trust me, we're a whole different breed."
"Oh, I know. I've had my fair share of them."
"Oh really?"
"I have two older brothers."
"Oh, I'm sorry for your loss."
"Loss of what?"
"Loss of fun and freedom...and a nice smelling sibling."
"Woooow, you are so kind to your gender."
"Hey, I'm the honest breed."
"Haha, of course."
"..."
"So, the reason you called is...?"
"I'm going to college."
"That's great!"
"Yeah..."
"What's wrong?"
"Well, I'm homeschooled for one."
"So? You play sports, you've had social contact."
"Not global communication."
"So? Nor have I."
"Are you going to college?"
"..."
"Elena?"
"I want to."
"But..."
"My family doesn't have the money."
"Oh...well can't you get an academic scholarship?"
"They aren't enough at our school."
"Then go out and seek full rides from other colleges."
"I don't have the time to go from place to place, nor the money for gas."
"Oh..."
"Is there something you're hiding?"
"Why would you say that?"
"Because, you seem fine for college...except something that I must not know about you."
"No..."
"You're lying."
"See? You could get a full ride! You're really smart!"
"No offense, you're pretty obvious to read."
"Oh..."
"That's not always bad."
"Yeah...oh no, I have to go."
"Okay bye!"