"alissa, right?" taehyung's lips tug up into a smile, eyes casually moving down the girl's figure she steps closer with an excuse to hear him better. he chuckles to himself, nodding towards the bar counter, making the girl follow his gaze, nodding in agreement to let him buy her a drink.

she's beautiful, and taehyung has a wonderful pair of eyes that know the definition of beauty and never fail to admire it twice. resting his arm on the counter for the support he doesn't need, but for the sake of his comfort and facing the girl, he stays like that, leaning closer to girl, "what would you like?"

she bites her lip in response, thinking carefully with her eyes looking around probably to find an attractive looking drink that she can point at. although taehyung doesn't give her enough time, drawing her attention towards his own brother at a distance, talking to his friends, an expensive drink in his hand that makes her smile, "he's handsome," but she says instead, checking taehyung's reaction.

she probably thought he would be offended, or at least give her a look, but all he really does is nod, "i know," he chuckles, "but i was indicating towards the drink, sweetheart,"

"you don't mind?" alissa's amused.

"mind what? that you find my brother handsome?" taehyung grins, making her gasp, "nah, girl. but sorry to break it to you that ge's probably working tomorrow and doesn't plan on getting drunk or getting laid tonight,"

"i was kidding anyway," she says quickly, "you're more handsome. what's your name again?"

"taehyung," he lets out, "that was a bad move. i wouldn't go calling other girls pretty in front of someone who's got their attention on me,"

"i've got your attention?" alissa arches up a brow, smiling mischievously and that makes taehyung sigh. chewing on his habitual gum, he gestures the bartender to get them two sapphire martinis. "hey, i'm sorry,"

"i don't care about that," taehyung glances at her, "are you available tonight?"

"pretty available for a man who didn't took offence of my obviously stupid move,"

taehyung laughs at that, nodding at the bartender in acknowledgement when they're served their drinks. alissa picks up her glass, peeking at taehyung's face, sighing softly on confirming that he's cool about her. she looks around casually, tasting the drink that's buzzes her insides with the first sip. taehyung pats her arm, gesturing towards the dance floor, "wanna dance?"

"sure," she smiles, taking his hand and follows after him to centre of the dance floor among many other bodies that sway with the beat. taehyung takes it slow with his drink, moving gradually like he had all of the time in the world. alissa, on the other hand, gulps her drink down at once, shutting her eyes tight at the smooth, burning sensation in her throat, getting a low chuckle from taehyung, who grabs her waist, guiding her body to move with him.

"this was strong," she breathes out.

"anything's strong if you chug it down like that," taehyung says, finishing up his drink and places the glass on the tray that a passing waiter carries. "so, what do you do for a living?"

"nothing really yet. i'm in college, majoring buisness management,"

"that's cool. let me know if you need a job. our family business is quite huge," he jokes, getting a laugh from the girl.

"so you're a businessman?"

"unfortunately no, that's jimin— the one you found handsome," he says, smirking when alissa asks what he does to make money, "you definitely don't look around the world, do you?"

"excuse me?"

taehyung lets out a soft chuckle, tilting her head to the lounge area where a television is on and a song from a movie is playing. her eyes widen with realisation, snapping back at taehyung and then back at the man on rhe screen, confirming that it was taehyung indeed. she covers her mouth, stopping with the dance and looks down in embarrassment, "i'm sorry... uhm, sir. i didn't mean in any disrespec—"

taehyung grabs her chin, leaning down and kisses her lips, letting her know that it's fine and he's not mad about anything. alissa relaxes eventually, placing her hands on his shoulders, considering herself lucky that out of all the girls in the club she got to be the one to kiss taehyung.

•••

"taehyung's in full swing tonight," a friend's voice followed by a few knowing smiles, makes jimin look back at the dance floor, realising that his friends were actually talking about his brother who has already got the third girl to dance with him in the last two hours.

"he's going overboard," jimin shakes his head, feeling a hand on his shoulder as a girl leans down to fill his glass again. jimin chuckles, glancing at the girl and raises his glass, "thanks," she gives him a smile, moving to the rest of the men to offer them more drinks. jimin sighs softly, his attention on his brother and the girl that he thinks he has seen before. finishing up the drink, he stands up holding out his hand for mark who joins him as well, "i'll be leaving now. lily has school tomorrow and i've to go to work as well,"

"alright, old man," mark sniggers, giving jimin a quick hug, bidding goodbyes for the night.

"i'm not old, just responsible," jimin takes offence that makes his friend laugh, raising up his hands as a sign that he surrenders. jimin grins as well, waving off the rest of his friends and makes his way back towards the exit, deciding to use his phone to interrupt taehyung's make out session with an obviously young girl.

he calls him up, surprised that taehyung actually answers within the first few rings, "i'm going home," he says, eyes moving towards taehyung who seems to be looking for him, "near the exit," taehyung looks over in the direction, raising up his arm and hangs up, leaning closer to the girl, telling her something before he walks in jimin's direction.

"yeah?"

"i'm going home now," jimin says, glancing back at the girl who's supposedly waiting, "i assume you're not coming with me?"

taehyung laughs nervously, rubbing the back of his neck, "wouldn't it be very rude of me if i leave her like that?"

"well, whatever," jimin ignores that, taking a deep breath, "i'm taking the car,"

"cool," taehyung nods, "see you tomorrow,"

"you're shameless," jimin hisses, "be safe and don't end up being a dad just yet,"

"don't worry about that. bye, i'll go back now," taehyung gives off a confident smile, getting a questioning look from jimin. although he just shakes his head, turning around and sighs, finding a girl smiling at him.

"no, thank you," he refuses politely even before she reached out and takes his leave, heading towards his car, dialling jungkook's number on the phone as he gets in the driver's seat.

"yes hyung?" jungkook's voice is groggy, sounding half asleep, "wait you aren't hone yet? what time is it? 1 am... damn, i fell asleep with lily,"

"i'm on my way," jimin says, "just wanted to make sure lily's sleeping,"

"yeah, she slept at ten," jungkook yawns, "you could've just checked when you came. why did you wake me up?"

"because i don't feel like scolding her right now. so if she was up, i'd tell you to get her in bed before i came and had to do it myself,"

"very thoughtful of you," jungkook mumbles, "should i hang up now?"

"yeah, sure. go back to sleep,"

•••

next morning

when taehyung came home, he wasn't alone. a drunk alissa walked in with him, too wasted to be left in the club. taehyung didn't see a problem with it as long as nobody else took it in a wrong way, which honestly would be stupid. it would be very asshole-ish of him if he left her alone drunk in one of the rented rooms in the club at 3 am. so he brought her home with him, helped her sleep in one of the guest rooms before he dragged himself to his own room. jungkook, lily and even jimin had no idea about a guest at home until taehyung woke up and told one of the chefs to make a chicken soup while he'd check on the girl.

"a girl?" jungkook chokes on his cereals, turning to jimin with wide eyes, "i thought we can't bring girls home?"

"you can't," jimin confirms, turning to taehyung, "what girl?"

"from the club last night. she drank too much and it was late, i couldn't just leave her like that,"

"that doesn't mean anything!" jungkook exasperates, "i'm not allowed to bring my girlfriend home and he's bringing strangers over? that's so not done,"

"are you guys serious?" jimin stares at them in disbelief, "you have a little sister who's just ten years old. you can't have girls over, how hard is it for you both to understand that?"

"can i bring my friends home?" lily asks, tilting her head as she turns to jimin, getting an instant smile from him.

"of course, princess. your friends are always welcome here,"

"then why not koo and taetae's friends?"

"because... they can brings their friends over, but... it's a bit complicated. you don't worry about it. just finish your breakfast and then get your bag. we don't wanna be late for school,"

lily nods, eating her sandwich and taehyung sighs, picking up a bottle of water as he takes a sip, turning to the stairs on hearing his name. jungkook, jimin and lily turn to see as well the owner of the voice, who is a girl dressed in a short silk dress, heels in her hand and slightly messy hair, nothing like what someone should be looking in someone else's home on a monday morning.

jimin shakes his head, sitting beside lily and holds the cup of milk to help her finish it without much trouble. "who's that?" lily asks.

"she's—"

"alissa?" jungkook's voice grabs attention from taehyung as well as jimin as they boys frown at the boy, wondering if he knows her.

"you know her?" taehyung asks, turning back to the girl who is more than just stunned, staring at jungkook. she gulps thickly, fixing her herself a bit more if possible, shaking her head as she walks past taehyung towards jungkook.

"jungkook, it's not what you think it is. i can expla—"

"what?" jungkook glares ar her, eyes scanning her from head to toe and and scoffs, "you wanna explain how you ended up at my house? explain how you hooked up with my brother?! you have the nerve to say that you can fucking explain this?!"

"what..." taehyung mumbles, "that's... your girlfriend?"

"not anymore," jungkook grits out, glaring at him too, "but yeah she was until a few minutes ago when i didn't know that she's the one you were with last night. great," he exhales deeply, raking a hand through his hair, "just fucking great. my girlfriend cheats on me with my brother. how fucking amazing is that!" 

"jungkook, i'm sorry," taehyung says quickly, reaching out for the younger, "i had no idea who she was. i didn't even know she had a boyfriend! you know i wouldn't touch her if i knew you were dating her,"

jungkook rolls his eyes, facing alissa, "leave," he growls, "don't even think i wanna listen to any of your crap. just get out and try to stay out of my sight, i won't be very respectful with my words if i see you trying to reach out to me again. you wanna keep in touch with taehyung, fine, i'd like to see you move on after cheating on me with my brother,"

"kook," jimin calls, before the boy takes a step closer to alissa, getting sharp look for himself as well.

"you were with him, weren't you?" jungkook stares at the eldest brother, feeling more betrayed when he notices the confused look on jimin's face, "i told you. you knew i was dating her, still you didn't say anything. you let this happen. why hyung?"

"what are you saying? i didn't know, jungkook. why would i stay quiet if i knew she was your girlfriend?"

"i told you..." jungkook shakes his head, eyes moistening at the sight of his brothers and the girlfriend, "get the fuck out of my house, i said!" he raises his voice at her, not giving her any chance to explain anything and grabs her arm dragging her to entrance, "i'm done with you," and he turns around, glancing at the guard and gives him a nod to take the girl out of the mansion.

"jungkook— please, don't touch me," alissa hisses at the guard, yanking her hand back.

"leave," the guard says.

jungkook watches her being humiliated as she escorted out of the mansion, and takes a deep breath before turning around. he heads straight towards the stairs, ignoring taehyung and jimin's voice calling out his name. entering his room, he slams the door loudly, groaning in anger as he grabs the nearest thing that his hands find and smashes it on the floor. 

"that's— jungkook!" taehyung runs up the stairs, followed by jimin and eventually lily lingers behind too, watching everything with little understanding. although she can tell that whatever going on is pretty serious if jungkook is mad at the elder brothers. there's no way jungkook would behave like that with them without a solid reason.

stopping in front of jungkook's room, both the elder males knock vigorously, calling out the younger's name and asking him to open the door. they don't get a verbal response but the next shattering noise, close to the door and a piece of glass sliding out from the small gap below the door, makes them stop. taehyung steps back, staring at the glass then looks at jimin with guilty eyes, "i really didn't know, jimin... why would i do this to my own brother? she never told me she had a boyfriend. she didn't even know who i was,"

jimin sighs softly, massaging his temples, "even i didn't pay attention. kook showed me a picture once and i just..."

"it's all my fault," taehyung mumbles.

"what did you do?" lily asks, looking up at taehyung, then at the closed door of jungkook's room, "koo said his girlfriend cheated on him...? why are you upset?"

taehyung finds no words to tell his sister, busy blaming himself ruining his younger brother's relationship. this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't approached her in the first place, or if he left her after the useless stunts she was pulling. but what puts him off more was that alissa never tried to bring up the fact that she wasn't single. she had a boyfriend who was trusting her and loved her, him being taehyung's very own brother. yet she was letting him flirt with her, and flirted back, even found jimin attractive and continued playing a pretty, innocent doll the whole night.

jungkook was dating a snake.

nonetheless, it doesn't quiver the fact that taehyung feels like buring himself under the ground for being the one his brother's girlfriend cheated with. she was beautiful, but only from outside.

"koo," lily knocks on the door, "open the door,"

"go away," jungkook replies in a heavy voice, panting with anger.

"please hear us out, kook. we really didn't mean to hurt you, buddy," jimin says softly, "i know what happened was bad, and i'm sorry for tha—"

"i said leave me alone!"

"please koo," lily mumbles, "i wanna say bye to you. it's time for me to go to school,"

"just go," jungkook heaves out.

lily pouts at that, turning to jimin and leans closer to his side, "tell him to open the door,"

"let's give him some time," jimin forces a smile, patting the sister's head and holds her hand, "i'll take you to school. you can see kook when you come back, okay?"

lily doesn't like the thought of leaving without her bye-bye hug and kiss from jungkook, who always made sure to squeeze her little body between his strong arms whenever either of them were leaving the mansion. yet, she nods slowly, taking a step closer to the door and mumbles softly for jungkook to hear, "i'll come back quickly and give you a big hug, okay? don't be sad, koo,"

there's no reply and jimin gestures her that they should get going now. taehyung, on the other hand, stays by for a while, hoping that maybe jungkook would talk to him. the silence however is the answer that he probably doesn't want to hear anything from anyone, especially from taehyung, which is understandable. taehyung sighs softly, "i'm sorry, kook," he says once again before leaving quietly, closing the door of his own room and throws himself on the bed, groaning in frustration, cursing at the girl for not telling him she had a boyfriend called jeon jungkook.

•••

"did he come out?" jimin asks with a worried look and taehyung shakes his head, leaning on the counter after swallowing the painkiller with some water and heaves out a deep breath. "it's okay, he needs time,"

"hm," taehyung stares at floor, "i kissed her, jim... you saw it right? she never stopped me. we were making out pretty much all night... and even rented a room later. she didn't tell me a thing at any point. i would've stopped if she told me—"

"would you really?" jimin lets out in an unsure voice, glancing at taehyung as he puts his cup down, the steam rising above it mixing with the fragrance of coffee in the air.

"what kind of question is that?" taehyung frowns, "of course i would. if she told me she had a boyfriend i wouldn't have crossed the line,"

"where is this 'line' according to you? kissing her? making out? touching each other? having sex? where?"

taehyung gets the point, suddenly not having anything to defend himself against and groans again, mentally hitting himself for being so fucked up, "exactly," jimin says, "even if she told you she had a boyfriend. you, taehyung, wouldn't really have stopped. yeah maybe you'd refuse having sex or whatever but you'd still try to break through her walls. tell me if i'm wrong? i've known you for enough years to know that much,"

"i wouldn't lay a finger on her if she said she was dating jungkook," taehyung hushes out.

"right, because jungkook is your brother. you love him," jimin nods, "you know, tae, i somewhat get why jungkook might be mad at you,"

"stop blaming me. i said i didn't know! it was that girl's fault for never telling me the truth! not my fault kook was caught up with a bitch!"

jimin glares at him and taehyung cracks his neck, pushing gis back before he inhales deeply to contain his frustration, "look, i am extremely guilty for what i did. i never wanted to hurt kook or anything. but yeah, now that i think about it, it's good he broke up with that girl. if she can sleep with me, she must've slept with other men too without him knowing. she was no more of a slut for a girl—"

"it's useless talking to you," jimin grits out, shaking his head, "do me a favour and don't open your mouth in front of me if you have to talk shit like that. don't try to reach out for jungkook either with those words. in fact, don't speak at all. i don't want lily to hear all that,"

"jim—"

"don't," jimin hisses, "you're calling that girl a slut? what are you, taehyung? there's not a derogatory word for men, but if there was, i'd say it was for you,"

"what the fuck?" taehyung stares at him with disbelief, "you're taking the girl's side you don't even know. she fucking cheated on jungkook and you're calling me a man-slut or whatever? please, jimin being wise all the is not great. you have to see that she never stopped me, she let it happen,"

"i know that, and i'm not taking sides. she wasn't a great person and kook broke up with her, fine. good for him. but you can't ignore the fact that you have one-night-stands more causally than any of us—"

"so? what's wrong with that? i'm not bringing anyone home, i'm not giving away my money, never dated any of them, never got anyone pregnant, then what's the problem? me and alissa— that girl, we're different! she had a boyfriend and i'm single for fuck sake, jimin! me having sex with a stranger is different than her having sex with stranger. i'm not cheating on anyone, but she is!"

jimin stares at him, not saying anything for taehyung isn't completely wrong. in fact, he's right this time. the brother stands up, facing jimin and holds him by the shoulders, "please try to understand, jim. you're the only one who gets me. i need your help. i know what i did was wrong and i apologise for that. i can't go back and change it, but at least i can beg for forgiveness from jungkook, right?"

jimin sighs at the dramatic choice of words and taehyung holds in a smile, "c'mon, please jimin. you're not only my brother but my best friend. we both have been together since we were sperms,"

"that's disgusting," jimin scrunches his face, "don't say that again,"

"okay, but for real among all the other fellow sperms. you're my favourite one,"

"what the fuck?! i hate you!" jimin cringes, pushing the brother off himself and picks up his coffee, "and just to remind you, that i'm older than you. we weren't sperms together,"

"oh it doesn't matter," taehyung grins, "now let's think how to talk to jungkook,"

"let's wait for lily to come back," the elder says, sitting on the stool and looks at taehyung urgently, "do not call her and jungkook sperms,"

"okay," taehyung sniggers, "but just imagine, kids are broken condoms right?"

"i swear to god!"

•••

"where's koo? is he okay now?" lily asks, taking off her shoes as jimin and taehyung sit with her.

"he's in his room," the eldest says.

"you know what happened?" taehyung tries, and gets a hesitant nod from lily, making him sigh, "his girlfriend— means that girl from morning— did something bad, which involves me too. so jungkook is upset, and he even broke up with her,"

"you did something bad?"

"well, technically, yes," taehyung nods, "i'm sorry for that,"

"then it's okay. if you say sorry then koo won't be mad at you," lily says, standing in front of taehyung, "uhm oppa, can i ask you one thing?"

the elder hums and lily glances at jimin too, framing her words carefully, "koo's girlfriend cheated on him? did you cheat on him too?"

"i didn't... i didn't cheat on him," taehyung explains, "but i hurt him anyway. he feels betrayed, and i don't blame him for that,"

"betrayed, how?"

"you'll understand when you grow up a bit more," jimin says, "but for now, we've to make jungkookie happy. he's locked himself in his room since morning,"

"okay," lily nods, "i'll go and start crying and he will open the door and hug me. then you go in and give him a hug!"

"he won't like that," taehyung sighs, "how about you try to talk to him and convince him to hear us out once?"

"okay, but what do i say?"

"uh maybe something like tae oppa and jiminie oppa want to talk to him, they're sorry and they want to fix things?"

jimin nods in agreement, patting lily's back as she gives them a thumbs up, running upstairs to jungkook's room, followed by the elder brothers. taehyung crosses his fingers, praying to the angels to have their idea work out. lily knocks on the door twice, waiting for a response which never comes.

"koo? open up, i'm back from school," she says, knocking more, "you don't wan' give me a hug?"

"i told you to leave me alone," jungkook grumbles from inside.

"i left you alone when i went to school. you're so silly! i listen to you, now you you listen to me,"

"go to your room," jungkook sighs.

"no. open the door," lily huffs, kicking the door which hurts her toe, making her wince and glare at the wood. she sits down and kicks it again, this time using the pad of her sole to avoid getting hurt.

"what are you doing?" jungkook hisses from inside, sounding close to the door, making the elder brothers' ears perk up, hoping that he would open the door now.

"i'm waiting," lily says, "everyone is so bad. i don't like school, and i don't like this skirt and you didn't give me my hug in the morning, now you're being rude and told me to go away. no one loves lily..."

"hyung sent you, didn't he?" jungkook scoffs.

"no one loves lily!" the sister whines, "you don't love lily, and you wan' to stay alone? then okay, i'll go away and not come back. you'll miss me and cry and call me back but i'm so angry, i won't come back!"

"that's—"

"i'm not joking, koo. i'll go away and then you only get my toys and shirt to hug, not lily. you go to mamma's room sometimes, then you'll go to my room. but i'll lock it and throw the key away! you don't open the door an—"

"idiot," jungkook opens the door, kneeling down to his sister and pulls her in a hug, "who taught you all that?"

"it's me," lily grins, "hi, i'm the problem it's me,"

the reference makes jungkook smile, shaking his head as he kisses the tip of her nose, "don't talk about leaving," he hushes out, hugging her properly, "you're so precious, and i don't want your toys or clothes to hug. i want my princess, my real lily to hug everyday, okay?"

"then why didn't you hug me?"

"i was a bit mad," he admits, "i'm sorry though. i shouldn't have yelled in front of you and acted out like that. sorry if i scared you,"

"no, i think you're so cute," she mumbles, giggling close to his face and kisses his cheek, "don't be upset okay? we want koo to be so happy,"

"i'll be fine, don't worry," jungkook sighs, glancing back at the elders for a brief second as jimin pats his shoulder. "i know what you have to say. it's fine,"

"hear us out," jimin says, "please?"

"you don't have to explain anything," jungkook mumbles, straightening himself as he pulls away from lily as well and steps back towards his room.

jimin stops him in time, holding his arm gently, "we didn't want to hurt you, kook. i saw tae with that girl from a distance and i couldn't recognise her. even today i didn't know it was your girlfriend until you said it in the morning. taehyung didn't know about her, and apparently she didn't know who he was either,"

"i don't care," jungkook mutters, pulling his arm back and hisses in annoyance when the boys enter his room behind him.

"jungkook," taehyung starts, "i'm really sorry, bun. alissa never told me she was your girlfriend— she didn't even say she had a boyfriend in the first place. i just assumed she was single and probably looking for a one-time thing. still, i'm sorry for what happened. you have every right to be mad, but just know that i'd never intentionally do anything to hurt you, buddy,"

"mm-hm," jimin nods, rubbing jungkook's back, "i'm sorry too. i know it must be really hard for you right now, but me and tae, we both think it's better you got rid of that girl. you can take as much time as you wan—"

"i'm okay," jungkook lets out, massaging his temples as he sighs deeply and looks at the elders, "i was a bit bummed about everything earlier, but i can't ignore how alissa was actually no more than a bitch. we weren't working out that much anyway... it was frustrating for me, and seeing her with tae hyung today just blew me off entirely... if it were anyone else i wouldn't have cared that much— would've gone for a simple break up. but with tae hyung it just felt weird... knowing that my girlfriend was sleeping with my brother, and i don't— i mean uh— you get it right?"

taehyung looks at him, nodding his head, "i hope you're not that pissed with me?"

"if you promise not to see her again," jungkook says, "the last thing i want is for her to be your fling,"

"never," taehyung swears, "she just looked intriguing last night. but now i'm disgusted,"

jungkook lets out a low chuckle, nodding slowly, "she's pretty," he admits, "but damn can be such a—"

"bitch?" lily asks, "yes,"

the brothers stare at her and jungkook shuts his mouth, "fuck, we weren't supposed to talk about this in front her, right?" he whispers to his hyungs.

"the damage is done," taehyung sighs.

"but i know what is a bitch," lily says, "it's mamma doggy,"

jimin shakes his head, bringing lily closer and wraps his arm around her, leaning down, "okay, but don't say it to anyone. and no more bad words, yeah?"

"i don't say bad words," she assures him with a smile.

"that's good. now go and get changed, then eat something,"

"yes, i'm hungry," lily nods, waving at the brothers and heads to her room to get changed, leaving the three alone.

jungkook stretches his body, letting out a soft groan and looks at jimin, stepping forward to give him a hug, "i'm sorry, hyung. i shouldn't have blamed you,"

"it's alright, i get you were upset," jimin pats his back, "let's get a drink later?"

"yeah, a lot happened. we need a drink," taehyung declares.

"whiskey?" jungkook asks.

"whatever you like today," jimin agrees.

"oh then rum," the boy says, "i so badly wanna get drunk,"

"that's—"

"it's okay," taehyung nudges jimin, giving him an assuring nod, "let him. he's still young,"

jimin glances between the brothers as jungkook probably didn't hear taehyung's words to him and continues telling how daniel had warned him about this girl, but he didn't listen. jimin smiles softly, shrugging his shoulders, agreeing that as long as they were there nothing wrong was going to happen, and they can handle whatever comes for them, be it a few bad relationships or a drunk brother.

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a/n- long time right? god how i miss updating for you guys 😭 to everyone who waits for me and supports me and understands me and loves me, you guys are fucking amazing. i love you to the core of the earth! 😭❤️✨

and yeah i know i always ask for suggestions then end up doing something entirely out of context. i'm sorry 😭😭😭 it just happens 😩 i try to write your requests but then i get distracted and something like this happens! istg i wanna do your requests and make you happy and all but i just can't seem to do it. idk why... 😔 hope u can forgive me and still like my work 😭

tmi: this chapter was supposed to be entirely funny (yeah and that's how u know i get distracted so easily 💀) and it was called "bros before hoes" but anyway...

please vote and share and comment and whatever lmao 😭 i'm rambling aren't i?

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