Kougyoku: I was sitting next to my crush in French and my phone fell to the ground and he picked it up and I was like give it back but he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways he wouldn't give it back so I had to shove my hands into his pants to get it out and after that like 10 minutes later he whispered 'if you haven't noticed, I have a boner now'

Kougyoku: that was the best moment of my life by e