Aladdin walks into his kitchen in the morning to find Judar cooking breakfast, so Aladdin sneaks up behind him and wraps his arms around Judar's soft tummy, and then climbs up onto his back, wrapping his legs around his waist and his arms around his neck. Judar hums as Aladdin kisses the top of his head and whispers about how good the food smells.. and Aladdin's soft smile turns into a angry sneer-

AND HE TIGHTENS HIS ARMS INTO A HEADLOCK/CHOKE HOLD AND PULLS BACK SO THEY LAND ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR,

"TAP OUT! TAP OUT MOTHERFUCKER!"

And Judar just laughs.