Aladdin: "Hey Sphintus, Titus! I have something to ask you two."

Sphintus: "What is it?"

Titus: *looks at Aladdin curiously* "Yes?"

Aladdin: "Are you two gay and is your love child Marga?" (Did I spell her name right?)

Sphintus: *falls to the ground, twitching*

Titus: *faints*

Aladdin: "I'm taking that as a yes."