Hakuryuu: *randomly sits at a desk* "Welcome everyone to the weather channel. Check in with our weatherman Alibaba. Alibaba?"

Alibaba: "It's going to be hoooot!!" *falls over*

Hakuryuu: "Thank you Alibaba." *then turns to Author-Chan* "This guy isn't going to work out-"

Alibaba: *leans over desk to Hakuryuu* "CLIMATE CHANGE!"

Hakuryuu: *screeches*

-Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away that isn't so cliche-

Hakuryuu: "I am a fabulous unicorn!"

Alibaba: "I am a more fabulous unicorn!"

Aladdin: "What is a unicorn?"

Morgiana: *sipping tea* "I don't know. Maybe it's a phase."