ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAST UPDATED. AND I GOT MANY VIEWS! SO LETS INTERVIEW JA'FAR!

Me: Hello, I'm NekoMadHatter, call me Hatter.

Ja'far: I'm Ja'far. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Me: The pleasures all mine! Let's get started with the first question: "Do you love Sinbad?"

Ja'far: **blushes** That's c-classified I-information! N-Next o-one p-please Hatter!

Me: **shrugs** Okay here's the next one: "Would you ever date a viewer?"

**Fourth Walk breaks**

Ja'far: Do you hear that?

Me: Yeah, that's the sound of the Fourth Wall breaking.

**distant yelling of 'get the duck tape!' Is heard**

Ja'far: Should I be worried about this?

Me: N-No! Okay next q-question: "Do you support any ships?"

Ja'far: Yes. Just a few.

Me: Alright. Next: "Do you think NekoMadHatter is awesome?"

Ja'far: No.

Me: ;-;

Ja'far: **raises eyebrow at me**

Me: I'm gonna end the interview here. Thank you for letting me interview you, Ja'far!

Ja'far: It was no problem-

Sinbad: **drags Ja'far out and into his room**

-In their room- (Mature Content)

"S-Sin! D-Don't t-take m-my c-clothes o-off!" Ja'far tries to push Sinbad away.

"How else am I supposed to make love to you?" Sinbad asks, tearing the last piece of clothing on them, leaving the two men bare.

Sinbad pins Ja'far to the bed, and leans in. Ja'far was hesitate, but he met Sinbad half way.

Sinbad and Ja'far stopped their intense make-out session for air. Sinbad let himself fall behind Ja'far, his arms around the advisor's waist.

"May I?"

"F-Fine.."

Ja'far moans as Sinbad's chest was met with Ja'far's back, meaning his *censored* was in Ja'far's *censored*.

"F-Faster!" Ja'far cries out. Sinbad obeys. "Yell out my name, Ja'far!"

"S-Sinbad!"

"Louder!"

"S-SINBAD!" Ja'far moans as Sinbad goes even faster to force him to say it.

The lovebirds pant and sweat. Sinbad stops and turns Ja'far around to face him. Their eyes full of lust, Sinbad soon leans in and bites Ja'far's neck, leaving a hickey. They two soon fall asleep in each other's arms.

All of the people reading this probably had nosebleeds.

#NoRegrets