Aladdin: *snorts, and then wakes up after being asleep* "Okay, which one of you dickheads dyed my hair?"

Aladdin: "I'm gonna go back to sleep and when I wake up I want this fixed." *falls asleep*

Aladdin: *snorts, and then wakes up with no hair and the word ANAL written on his head* "Goddamn it."

Aladdin: "Now I never take my eyes off the children."