Celebrating Magi Humor's first Christmas! Yay! This isn't written like my regular writing style because I'm trying to make this as funny as possible. I know this is late. Enjoy.

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"...And done!" Alibaba declared as he put the retarded star on the fucking green pine tree.

"Good job, gay prince number two! Now, where's that shitty baka?" Judar drank grape juice that Aladdin had told him it was alcohol a little while earlier.

Sinbad bursts through the fucking front doors. "I WAS SUMMONED BY A FUCKING BLACK SUN NAMED SHITTY JAR!"

Judar tackled Sinbad to the ground like a boss. "Why do you steal my fucking fangirls you shitty baka?"

Alibaba gasped dramatically. "Shitty baka, why did you steal Shitty Jar's fucking fangirls?"

Aladdin facepalms as Morgiana forces Judar and Sinbad to kiss. She cheers. "That is so hot!"

Aladdin groans. "Fucking, shitty retards."

Kassim gives Aladdin the middle finger like the gangster he is. "Don't talk shit about my future husband named Gay Prince number two!"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKERS! YA'LL ARE HOE'S!" That one Al Tharmen guy breaks a window and steals a shitty vase then runs away like the chicken he is.

Masrur walked downstairs dressed up a shitty elf. "I am so done with this shit," He walks back upstairs like a boss.

Retarded Christmas music starts playing.

"Who the fuck is playing the retarded Christmas music that's haunted?" Alibaba looks around the fucking room, suspicious.

"I did you retarded seals," Aladdin huffed like the drama queen he is. He hits the fabulous Author-Chan. Author-Chan changes drama queen to drama Magi. Aladdin nods in approval.

Then, all of them started to sing retarded Christmas songs because why the fuck not?

Author-Chan turns to the camera. "This is the end of the special, sorry! I don't feel like making it longer."

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