I am in love with my best friend.

I am in love with my bully.

I am in love with my neighbour.

I'm in love with a badboy.

Love in with this, love in with that, and here I'm in a commited relationship with food.

Team food all the way! 🙌

Ok so the mentioned above are some plots of your typical wattpad cliché story.

No offence to those who read that.

May be how we act or how much we say we don't like reading cliché. But seriously, truth is everyone digs for some cliché bittersweet cheesy moments.

Outside we be like nah duh...we don't wanna read it but inside...well we are like :

Left one is me when I spot a cliché book and right one is my outer pride. 🙈

One of my many reasons to read cliché is, I know what's gonna happen next.

1) They start like, "I woke up by the sound of my alarm clock. Yawned. Rolled over blanket. Fell on the ground."

Meh...some powerful alarm that is.

2) Then the school part, "I went to school. Met my best friend. Had english. Bumped into hot wattpad bad boy."

I'm like, Tell me where I could find this school who offers one to three classes only that too and have hot skyscrapers bumping into you now and then. I'm enrolling like right now. 😶

3) Main character is very clumsy.

I shouldn't comment about it, bc I was too one. But sometimes I just imagine...

"Hey y/n, you've to finish your homework."

"Yes Mom!" *Falls*

"Babe, wanna hangout?"

"Sureee..." *falls*

"You have got something on your nose."

"Um..uh..whut?" *Falls*

"Omg I need to pee." *Falls*

"Hey, I really like you."

"Sorry bish, I loveeee ground." *Falls*

Say, what?

*falls* 😭😭😭

Mhmm kay, I'm gonna marry ground.

4) Wears no make up, but then there's a special day called 'party' where they dress up, with full make up, and that day guy notices her.

Boys be like...I knew you were trouble when you walked in...

5) Had kiss, made out, lips crashed(idk how that happens without serious injuries), but then...a truth revelation strikes both and they start ignoring.

My ship drowned 😭

6) The best thing, happy endings. Wild sex. Honeymoon in Bahamas. Have a basketball team as kids.

Happy endings... mainly, That's why I love cliché 😄 what's your reasons ?

Tbc