At recess, Dipper was walking in the halls when Mabel shouts out to him and runs over to him

Mabel: Dipper! Dipper!
Dipper: hey what going on with you? Found a new glitter accessory?
Mabel: what no! I found a new friend! C'mon say hi to Spark!
Spark: sup 

Dipper looks up to this tall tanned skin guy who dress like a jock hovering over him and his sister, in his mind he puts on sun glasses and whistle impressed by how good looking he is

Dipper: oh you found a new guy to simp for, hey dude, I'm Dipper, sorry if my sister is a little boy crazy, she's just desperate
Mabel: am not!
Spark: ha! Nah its cool I'm into guys anyways, especially cute ones
Dipper: wow, bold tounge, not everyone just straight up say they like men in a public school
Spark: good thing I'm the boldest guy in this dumbass city
Mabel: isnt he cool bro?!
Dipper: hahaha yeah, yeah hes cool, good to know you made some friends
???: yo Dipper!
Dipper: hm? Oh hey Karate boy how are you?
???: pretty good mystery boy
Mabel: whaaaaaaaa-?! Dipper! Who is this guy?!
Dipper: oh meet Marco, hes a friend i made in class, Nacho dude this is my sister Mabel
Marco: hi
Spark: pffftt- the names...
Dipper: btw is Beast and Ice here too?
Marco: oh yeah their just hiding from the crowd
Dipper: classic, what brings you here anyways?
Marco: Wirt told me i need to remind you, your watching over the new guy
Dipper: ohhhhhh right that kid, where is he anyways? Haven't seen him around
Marco: Frisk is taking them here now-
Star: Marco! C'mon whats taking so looong?!
Marco: hang on Star, I'm coming
Star: oh who this guy? A friend of yours?
Dipper: hey im Dipper
Mabel: and I'm Mabel!
Star: awwww i like your sweater!
Mabel: awww thnks!
Star: anyways! C'mon lets go! Tom is wiating!
Marco: o-oh! Coming! See you later!

The blond girl with the red headban grabbed the red hoody boy and ran away

Dipper: those 2 sure are something
Mabel: woah Dipper i really didnt thought your the type to make friends! How many did you made while I wasn't around?!
Dipper: relax its not that many
???: heyo~ child delivery!
Dipper: there it is...
???: yo mad man! I brought the kid, you know what to do
Dipper: yep leave it to me
???: byyyyyyyeeeeeeee
Dipper: and there they go
***: lol their fun
Mabel: oh hey and who is this guy?
***: heya! im-
Dipper: how about we talk for a minute?

Dipper: ok so we're gonna need you a normal name, cz no humans around here is named "Collector"
Collector: wha??? But that's what I was named after! I don't know how to come up with names!
Dipper: me neither buddy, lets try to think of 1 here
Collector: oh! I got 1!

Dipper: ahem! Right this kid is Moon! Hes a new first year and the teacher ask me to show him around and help him with stuffs ya know?
Collector: yup!
Mabel: ohhhhhh his name is Moon? Cool i never met anyone by that name before! And its certainly a better name than Bill and Cypher
Dipper: pffftt-
Spark: heeeey that sounds like a cool name too! What's wrong with it?!
Mabel: its evil and dumb! Solving cyphers makes my head hurts! And grunkle Stan taught me that Bills suck! From the taxes and payment!!
Dipper: hes just saying that bcz hes a cheap con-man
Mabel: eh true
Dipper: well I'll be taking the kid away now, see ya!
Collector: BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE