Narrator:
After school Dipper and Mable went back to the mystery shack but Dipper said he had to meet up with his new friends for a study group so he excuse himself out of the house than walks into the woods as the feelings of eyes staring right threw his soul, the sounds of creatures that lurk in the shadows, normally Dipper would be concern or excited to see all crazy things Gravity Falls could give him, especially in the woods but he's used to all this now, if anything he likes it as his secret hang out spot, yet not so far into the woods, Dipper suddenly felt a strong force on his shoulder and it suddenly pins him to a tree, he his and looks up to see who it was, low and behold, tanned skin, gold hair and eye that were looking at him the same way they always do, Dipper simply snorted and smiles at him

Dipper: heya "Spark" fancy seeing you here
Spark: hahahahaha nice attempt of a joke there Pinetree I know you still remember me
Dipper: pfft- honestly you could try to erase yourself from my head and some how I still remember who you are Bill
Bill: good bcz I need you to tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! Using my own deal to turn me into this meat sack?! Really?!
Dipper: whaaat? You never have any problems controlling my body, so what's wrong with having your own human body?
Bill: ugh! It's annoying! Human body has limits! And I don't have all of my powers! Most of them are gone and the rest I have isn't even that useful!
Dipper: that was 1 point of the deal
Bill: what the hell did you do?! And what was running in that head of yours to make you pull such a stunt like this huh?!
Dipper: *sigh* right, eh I guess you deserve a explanation well first off what's happening right now shouldn't even be happening, I never made another deal with you, you are not supposed to be here and neither are my "new friends" but thanks to your "weirdmagedon" and a certain turn of events from another universe, something in the multiverse system broke, it unleashed some kind of... Creature out... And it try to attack, consume the universes, we did manage to injure it somewhat and push it back temporarily but it wasn't enough, soooooo as 1 of the 3 of groups main core I had that terrible idea to turn back time and strike a deal with you, our deal help me rewritten the universe to some extent and it also temporarily concealing that thing back to wherever it came from
Bill: and what the heck is it?
Dipper: I don't even know, you can see it for yourself and try to guess what it is bcz I had no idea what it is, but let's just say it's glitchy
Bill: uh huh
Dipper: for now we're just buying time up until we can find a way to stop it or destroy it completely
Bill: alright sounds like the classic save the world bullshit, so what about the other thing? You said weirdmagedon was the first, what's the second?
Dipper: oh right you know Tom?
Bill: Tom?
Dipper: yeah guy with 3 eyes, the horns, peach colour hair?
Bill: oh Lucitor course I know him
Dipper: great well over in his universe his ex girlfriend kinda destroy the magic of the universe, creating a phew malfunctions, and making many, many universe collide in together, aaaaaand to help the people of Gravity Falls to not have a heart attack, their actually hidden far away behind this forest
Bill: pretty clever, so when can I get my powers and normal body back
Dipper: never
Bill: what?! C'mon!
Dipper: uh uh, I took your powers out and make them go poof, while giving you a human body
Bill: ha! No you didn't, believe me I know my powers better than anyone and no one and I mean no one can just casually grab it and make it go "poof" it can only exist and probably be Transfered to somewhere else.
Dipper: hmmmm- yep! I took it
Bill: I knew it Pinetree never talks to me so casually
Dipper: the world is in greater danger thanks to your chaos so now suffer your consequences and deal with it
Bill: kid we both know you can handle that power, what the heck is behind that patch

Dipper shrugged and remove his eyepatch revealing a glowing blue eye

Bill: ouch, wtf?
Dipper: yup I guess I'm still getting used to your power
Bill: so that whole shit about the falling really is a affective excuse, c'mon I fell down stairs more time I have drink human blood and I never had that kind of accident
Dipper: oh shut up, this was from a accident, that was made on purpose, I'm just making as munch excuses as I can to make sure Mabel and the others don't find out
Bill: oh~ so you didn't tell Shooting star did ya? Let me guess Sixer doesn't know it either? 
Dipper: no I be insane to tell Mabel, and Uncle Ford... *Sigh* sooner or later he will find out but it might as well be at that time, and besides you won't be able to tell them anything you just heard just now
Bill: oh really? Why's that?
Dipper: bcz I can use your powers to keep your mouth shut as I want
Bill: you...
Dipper: byyyyyye I got a meeting and I rather not be late or Beast will complain to me again