I went to Old Navy to try on some jeans cuz I have no long pants... I'm smaller so I need the super skinny jeans. The first pair I put on I had to play tug of war with my foot to get it over my heel. Other than that they fit perfectly.
Then I went to take them off. And they wouldn't. It took fifteen minutes and my thumbs still hurt from trying to pry them off.
I obviously didn't learn from this and the cycle repeated four times. And I still have no jeans.
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I didn't even know fat heels were a thing. But here you have it!