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𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐔 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘. Brittany and Santana sat on the blonde's bed listening to Spice Girls tracks on Aeirn's iPod Shuffle, whilst Kurt and Mercedes made a 'hot or not' pile out of all of her clothes. They had moved most of Aerin's regular day clothes to their 'not' pile which made Aerin question her fashion choices all together.

"Leg warmers? These haven't been hip since the 80s," Kurt sighed as he held up Aerin's cashmere coloured leg warmers with slight disgust, Mercedes nodded her head in agreement whilst Aerin looked at both of them with offence, there was nothing wrong with owning a good pair of leg warmers. They were toasty, comfy and the insides smelled like cinnamon and cheap vanilla perfume.

"Hey, quit ripping on my warmers Kurt, my grandma gave me those for Easter !" Aerin sneered as she snatched her leg warmers from Kurt's grasp before he could toss it in the not pile. As the trio sat crossed legged on the carpet Lennon toddled inside the room, she dragged her patchy blanky behind her as tears streamed down her face. 

The little girl's shrilling sobbing caused Kurt and Mercedes to quickly cup their ears, Aerin felt herself getting more embarrassed by the minute as Lennon's cries grew louder. It didn't take long for Santana and Britt to soon catch an earful of Lennon's crying as well. Both girls removed their ear pieces, the latina scrunched her nose as she tried to mentally block the noise out of her head.

" Aerin, I think your baby is broken,"  Brittany said as she looked down at Lennon.

" Why don't you just drug it with Night Quill,  mi abuela used to give me a tablespoon of the stuff in between naps so I could sleep longer whilst she caught up with her telenovela,"  Santana suggested with a raised brow, Aerin shook her head at that suggestion. There was no way she was going to drug her own baby, that would've made her a terrible mother and a horrible human being.  

【☆】

, "Hey, guys I just thought of something.." everyone turned towards Mercedes in anticipation. "Why don't we just sing to her, maybe a lullaby or something cute and catchy. Of course I'll take the chorus, and Kurt and Britt can do the harmonies, and Santana you can probably sing the other lead since both of our voices go so well together," she announced.

Santana rolled her eyes, " Look I don't mean to rain on your parade, Aretha, but what show tune or groovy, catchy, pop song are you exactly planning on singing to a literal fetus who can't even count to 5 yet," Aerin folded her arms, she appreciated them trying to help her daughter, but it wouldn't hurt if they included her in their plan as well. She held Lennon close to her as the toddler continued to cry into her chest, her cheeks turned a deep shade of pink.

" We could sing I Will Always Love You by the iconic Whitney Houston," Kurt suggested with a smile. Mercedes gave him a high five as a sign of her agreement, but Aerin quickly shut down the idea when she narrowed her eyes at Kurt's direction.

" Don't get me wrong, I adore Whitney, but you can't sing that to her," Aerin jabbed as she rocked Lennon back and forth

" Why not? Her songs aren't that PG-" Kurt mumbled as he folded his arms in mere disappointment

" I know that Kurt, I just feel like that song isn't really appropriate for her age, you can respect that, right ?"Aerin asked as she tilted her head towards him, Kurt pursed his lips and slowly nodded his head in reply.

Brittany raised her hand when she thought of something to sing to Lennon, she waved it in the air until Aerin looked over at her with a small smirk, "Yes, Brittany ?"

★

" I have another suggestion, and it's probably way better then all of yours," Brittany implied as the rest of the group looked at her with confusion, Aerin hoped it wasn't a song from the Wiggels or something weird like magical cats who pooped gold.

She then proceeded to make a small drum roll with her hands, "We should sing Amazing Grace !"

Santana and Mercedes looked at the pearl blonde with big smiles plastered on their faces, as a group they had finally come up with a song to sing, it was perfect. However, Kurt still looked unsure on the whole matter he wasn't sad but he didn't look happy either.

" Oh I can totally get with that, I always sing it with my church choir," Mercedes exclaimed

"I sang a rendition of it for my middle school graduation, It was called Amazing Mace. the chorus went a little something like this.." Santana cleared her throat as she prepared to preform her rendition of Amazing Grace, Kurt leaned in towards Aerin, whispering he asked, " How did she manage to turn a song about God into one about a dangerous weapon that can kill people"

" She's a lyrical genius," Aerin replied whilst she admired her girlfriend, "A hot ass lyrical genius"

AMAZING MACE - PERFORMED BY SANTANA LOPEZ

" Amazing mace, how sweet the sound...."  The song was going pretty well so far, it seemed pretty PG friendly, and it helped that Aerin had no clue what a mace was.

"Of spraying dyed debris, It does cost lost to those who hound.." In that moment Kurt, Mercedes and Aerin's eyes widened from the unexpected lyrics. They had definitely not seen that coming in the slightest, Brittany on the other hand was still happily enjoying the song. She clapped along to it as Santana continued to sing with a soft, serene tone. 

"It does cause loss to those who hound, does blind those tailing me !"

When she finally finished, an awkward silence fell between everyone. Kurt and Mercedes glanced over at one another with a 'what did I just listen to face' whilst Aerin puckered her lips to try and contain her incoming laughter.

"What the hell was that ?" Mercedes asked as she turned to face Santana with her arms folded.

" Amazing Mace, I already told you guys that, why are you all so shocked ?" Santana replied nonchalantly, Mercedes pinched the bridge of her nose out of slight frustration she tilted her head down as she took in a sharp intake of breath. Aerin directed her attention to the girl, a furrow formed in between her brows, there was no need for an overreaction. Sure, Santana song might've been a bit gory but at the end of the day it was a stingy parody that wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

【☆】

" I don't know if I should clap or call the cops," Kurt chimed in.

" I liked it," Brittany smiled, she moved closer to the raven haired girl to placed her head gently on Santana's shoulder. Santana mouthed a quiet 'thank you' to her in reply, Aerin gazed at the two from the corner of her eye. A small amount of jealously quickly grew in the pit of her stomach, Santana had never held her like that. This was stupid --- Santana was her girlfriend, and it was common knowledge that Brittany and Santana were really close friends way before she came on the scene. Maybe she was over-analysing something that was so miniscule.

"It obviously worked, she's fast asleep," Aerin smiled as she looked down at Lennon. She laid peacefully in the blonde's arms, Lennon had even placed her thumb in her mouth as drool began to form at the side of her face. Somehow, Santana had managed to put the toddler to sleep by singing a song about her need to maim people with a mace. 

◜ -ˋˏ 𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙉𝙄𝙀'𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙎 ! ˎˊ- ◝

hey besties i hope you enjoyed the new chapter !

this chapter was one that was in my drafts, i was gonna get rid of it but i decided to publish it anyways lmao. 

i'm going back to school irl next monday and i'm sad asf, i'm gonna miss snuggling up in pajama blanket hoodie whilst i watched glee on disney + for the 60th time 

also shout out to the original  creator of the 'amazing mace' song, all credits go to them <3

link for full song : http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditionalhymn5.shtml

anyways i hope you guys have a good week/weekend, roro fucking loves you <3 

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