Me-*le on computer*

Bakugou-*stares*

Me-why are you staring

Bakugou-no fucking reason

Me-😓

*le next day*

Me-*at the store with Random chan*

Random chan-ne~author chan look at all this squishes

Me-The donut one is really cute

Random chan-*stares*

Me-what? I say something?

Random chan-Oh no Random chan just wanted to look at your beautiful face~

Me-😳

*le next day*

Me-*eating something*

Gon-*FUCKING stares*

Me-😥 what'd I do now?

Gon-Do what?

Ging-FUCKING exist

Me-*punches trash* oops looks like the trash is pileing up already

Killua-*stares*

Me-not you to-*Oh my god someone just punched me*

Every one-*stares*

Me-WHO THE HELL DID THAT I WILL CRUCIFY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

Gon-sorry my hand slipped

Me-😒

Killua-really Gon!? Thats your best excuse

Bakugou-OH MY FUCKING GOD GOOD FOR NOTHING GOT PUNCHED BY FUCKING MIDORIYAS PERIOD MOM AHAHAHAh

Midoriya-that's not my mom kacchan

Bakugou-Bullshit thats your mom over there getting strangled by author fucking chan

Midoriya-No,Thats just a 12 year old getting chocked to death by author cha-OH MY GOD AUTHOR CHAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Me-what does it look Im doing

Gon-author c-c-chan please l-let go-o-o- I'll do anything you say

Me-*stops killing him*Anything?

Gon-anything

*grabs his arm and pulls him in a corner where no one can hear*

Me-*gives him a plastic bag*

Gon-whats in it?

Me-Since you said anything take this and go to bathroom or anywhere private just don't let anyone see you *leaves*

Gon-huh?😓