Me-We're having a party

Midoriya- oh a party? I love part- hey author chan where are you going?

Me-*covering my face* I need time before I can look at you

Bakugou-whats wrong author fuck did his ugliness get to you?

Todoroki-Thats really rude of you two *hugs midori*

Bakugou-what its true

Me-*still covering my face* no its not that its just-

Gon-author chan saw something on the internet that author chan can't unsee

Todoroki- was it rule 34?

Gon-whats that?

Killua-no its so much worse

Midoriya-how much?

Killua-not saying

Me-but I still wanna party~

Bakugou-why?! When we have a fucking party your always by yourself just like icy thot over here!

Me-I thought it would be fun

Denki-YEE

Hisoka-I hope someone brought ripe fruit to the party~cause I didn't have lunch

Me-why

Yamikumo-*appears* Where am i?

Me-The prophecy is true *hugs him*

Yamikumo-ah?! What's happening

Me-social interaction

Yamikumo- no please n-no

Me-yes *hugging intensifies*

Yamikumo- h-help me

Midoriya- what the fuck

Everyone-*le gasp*

Midoriya-what?

Todoroki- Izuku are you alright?

Bakugou- who fucking taught you that!?

Gon-this is a Christian sevre

Killua- whos that

Me- my son

Yamikumo-let g-go of me